(This is basically like Steven Universe but with the shield as the crystal Gems)
Cast:
Roman Reigns as Garnet
Dean Ambrose as Amethyst
Seth Rollins as Pearl
Me as Steven
Roman: We are the crystal gems. Garnet!
Dean: Amethyst!
Seth: Pearl!
Shaynell: And Shaynell!
I was on the couch, eating some chips waiting for them to arrive. They arrive from a magical portal.
Shaynell: Your back!
Dean: Hey Shaynell look at this!
He pulled out a magical skull and it cackles evilly.
Seth: What are you crazy?
He slapped it out of Dean and crushed it with his foot, turning the skull into dust.
Shaynell: What the Hell what that?
Seth: An electric skull. Our crystal palace was swarming with them.
Dean: They were after this.
He show me a glowing small hourglass.
Shaynell: Can I see that?
Dean: Sure.
Seth: No, It extremely powerful. we shouldn't even brought it home.
Shaynell:(whining) Roman, tell Seth to let me see the thing!
Roman then put his finger on my lips and shush at me and smile at me.
Shaynell: Aw man, I want to come next time. I even wrote us a song.
I pulled out a guitar.
Shaynell:(tuning my guitar) It like, If you.. no wait hold on.
Shaynell:(sings)
If you're evil and you're on the rise you can count on the four of us taking you down
Cause we're good and evil never beats us
We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas
We are the the Crystal Gems We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
That's why the people of this world believe in Roman, Dean, and Seth and Shaynell!
Dean:(laughs) What was the part about pizzas?
Shaynell: It's just a best case scenario.
Seth: You really want to sing that during battle?
Shaynell: Yea.
Seth: Why?
Shaynell: Because I look really cool.
Seth: You look like a clown.
Dean and Seth laughs at me.
Roman:(sternly) Hey! Don't make fun of Shaynell.
Seth: Look, Shaynell you're still too young to come with us. You don't even have power in your gem.
Shaynell: But I want to help.
Dean: Why don't you grab us some donuts?
He took some money out and gave it to me.
Before I went to the doughnut shop, I realize that Dean secretly gave me the hourglass.
Shaynell:(gasp) The thing.
Then I went out to the doughnut shop to buy donuts for the guys.
Then I went inside the store.
Aj:(smirks) Well, if isn't Shaynell of the crystal men.
Shaynell:(sighs) Hey Aj. Just give me 3 donuts.
Aj:(smirks) You want me to connect it with a hot dog?
Shaynell:(gasp)Oh no. They're not for me. It for Roman, Dean, and Seth.
Aj:(Scoffs) What are they anyway? Warlocks? Or Ghosts or Something?
Shaynell:(annoyed) They're crystal gems and they save the world like all the time. And I'm a crystal gem too.
Aj: Aren't they all like hot guys? Your not exactly a hot guy, Shaynell.
I went out of the store angrily.
Cm Punk:(angry) Lay off!
Shaynell:(grunts) Not exactly a hot guy. Well, If I was, I wouldn't be talking to you. Oh man, I should have say that. It was really funny.
Then the hourglass glows and went back in time.
Aj: Your not exactly a hot guy, Shaynell.
Shaynell: If I was, I wouldn't be talking to you. Oh!
Aj was shocked, while Dolph laughs at my jokes.
Cm Punk: Good one, Shaynell! (High-five each other)
Aj:Your a joke. You know that right? A Big Joke!
I left the store angrily once more.
Cm Punk: Lay off!
Shaynell: The thing. Did they let me do that comeback for Aj? What's her problem? Calling her a joke? Must be tougher for you Aj, at least people like jokes.I should have say that!
Then the hourglass glows and takes me back on time.
Aj:Your a joke. You know that right? A Big Joke!
Shaynell: It Must be tougher for you Aj, at least people like jokes. OH!
Cm Punk:(laughing) Shaynell, You're on fire! HAHA
Meanwhile at home:
Roman: I just have a bad feeling.
I came home. I was telling everything what happens. Then I show them the hourglass.
Seth: Why you have that? Dean, why you give her that?
Dean: She wanted to see it! I was letting her see it!
Seth: We been protecting that hourglass for 1000 years! Now it been activated, it be only use by you for its chosen purpose. What did you use it for?
Shaynell:(nervously) Comebacks?
Seth:(annoyed and irritated) Comeback...You use it for comebacks?!
Roman: Look outside!
We saw the electric skull causing havoc.
I dropped my donuts. We went outside to the donut shop.
Seth: We led it right to us. Oh, Shaynell, it see the hole you ripped in the fabric of time.
Roman: Shaynell, Why you such a buttface?
Shaynell:(shocked) What?
Roman:Gem,call your weapons.
Seth activated his gem to summoned his magical staff, Dean activated his gem to summoned a whip and Roman activated his gem to summons his magical gauntlet. I tried my to activate my gem, the rainbow quartz on my belly, but it didn't activated. Dean and Seth tried to fight it off, but the skull overpowers them and knocked them.
Shaynell: Seth! Dean!
I managed to catch Dean from a falling down and moves Aj and Cm Punk out of the falling donut. Roman punched the skull, but the skull captured him with the hair. He was able to ripped it off.
Shaynell: Is this normal? Are we winning?
Roman:No, this is bad Shaynell. Help!
Shaynell:(crying) I can't! I'm a...buttface.
Then the hour glass glows.
Shaynell: Why I'm such a buttface? I know you are, but what i...No it's not good enough! I can come with a better line with my butt clothes. That doesn't even make any sense. Buttface. Why am I such... AH! Roman! Buttface. I can't... I cant help it. what your excuse?
Then the hourglass glows and went back in time.
Roman: Why you such a buttface?
Shaynell: I can't help it. What your excuse?
Roman:(gasp) You did it.
Shaynell: Get Back!
I leaped on top of the store.
Shaynell: Get up here!
They leaped on top of the store and hides behind the big donut.
Shaynell: We can't get close to it but we gotta take out those hair things. Everybody Push!
We pushed with all of our might and pushed down the big donut.
Shaynell: EAT THIS!
The big donut fell down and crush the skull and the electrical skull explodes and turn into dust.
Shaynell: OH! I SAVE YOU! I SAVE YOU! AND YOU GUYS! I wish i could have told you that this morning that this clown is gonna save your life!
Then the hourglass glows and about to takes me back in time.
Shaynell: NO! NO! NO! NO!
I tried to stop it, but the hourglass takes me back in time to this morning!
Seth:You look like a clown.
Seth and Dean:(laughing) HA HA HA HA!
Shaynell:(screaming) NO!
Then I throws the hourglass to the floor, breaking the hour glass.
Seth: What the...
Dean: It ok, Shaynell. You're our clown.
Seth: Yes, A hilarious Clown.
Roman:(sternly) Hey! Don't make fun of Shaynell.
Shaynell: Yea, this clown is gonna save your lives!