Breaking Wind
There stood Edwardio, looking into her window, watching her while she slept. Now, most people would find this scary and call the cops. But OH! Not Bell-uh. She enjoyed Edwardio watching her like a creeper 24/7. It helped her sleep soundly. This night would probably be no different if she hadn't been awoken by a loud noise.
PFFFT~
Bell-uh awoke with a start, seeing Edwardio looking at her, surrounded by a cloud of gas.
"Oh my good golly gosh! Edwardio! What ARE you doing?"
Bell-uh yowled like a warrior cat and leaped out of bed. She broke through the window and tackles him to the ground. Suddenly, the smelly gas over came her and she screamed:
"Eww eww, what's that funky smell?"
Her eyes watered, she clutched her throat and starting gagging.
"Gee wiz, Bell-uh. Sorry 'bout all that. I seem to have a bad case of gas uncontrollably coming out of my ass."
Edwardio sighed melodramatically, picking up the now-near unconscious girl and throwing her back through the window and into her room.
When Bell-uh got changed from her nightgown into her school uniform, she snarfed down her breakfast of sugar-water, and raw sausages, Bell-uh kicked down the door, Edwardio following her like some deranged sparkly, undead puppy. Bell-uh and Edwardio jumped into his stupid shiny Volvo, Edwardio stamped his foot on the gas (bad pun) pedal and the shiny car sped down the street.
Meanwhile, in some deep dark place outside of Town in a place known as the "Cat-cave", Jakoby was pacing back and forth in deep violent thought. His small kitty ears twitched like nobodies business. Today, Jakoby was plotting another dastardly scheme to kill Edwardio and bring back his beloved love-pig Bell-uh back to him. He knew that today was Bell-uh's school concert and Edwardio would be there. An insane smile spread across his hard-core chapped lips and he laughed manically. This would be his perfect chance for revenge, the perfect time to do what must be done. Throwing himself onto a wooden table, he started scribbling down ideas for the last day Edwardio would live…