"Come on, Squidward, just try it!!"
"No, that krabby patty is not going anywhere near my face."
"But…"
"NO!!"
Spongebob had been begging Squidward to try a krabby patty for about 5 days now, and every time he refused.
That night, Spongebob got out of bed and sneaked into Squidward's house. He tried to be as quiet as he could, but he woke Patrick up.
"HI SPONGEBOB!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Patrick, quiet! Come here and I'll tell you what I'm doing."
"Okay."
Patrick got down from his rock, and when he did, it made a loud crashing noise as it hit the ground.
"Patrick!"
"Oops, sorry Spongebob."
"Alright Pat, well, we're going on a stakeout."
"Yay! We're going on a stakeout, and we're goin' to eat steak!" Patrick chanted.
"No, Patrick, we're not going to eat steak, though I could go for some right now, but anyway, we're going to hide out here and when we see the lights go on…"
"POW!!" said Patrick.
"No, not pow, we sneak inside the house and put a dozen krabby patties all over the floor."
"Oh."
Patrick and Spongebob stayed outside all night, and when they saw the lights go on, they rushed inside and quietly placed the krabby patties on Squidward's breakfast plate. But as they were leaving, they heard Squidward scream.
"SPONGEBOB!"
"Hey, don't forget Patrick too!" Patrick yelled back to him.
"Patrick, now he knows we're here."
Squidward came stomping out with the krabby patties in his hands.
"You want to know I think of these things!"
"Umm, that I'm hungry?"
"No Patrick, not that you're hungry, this is what I think of them!"
Squidward threw the patties far into the air, and they landed near the Bikini Bottom power plant.
"THERE!"
Squidward stomped back into the house, and Patrick and Spongebob walked back to their homes carrying the burden of defeat.
The krabby patties that were thrown by Squidward lay for days, then weeks, then months near that power plant, and also took in all the strange chemicals from it. Until one day, when they couldn't take in any more. They grew and grew, until they were…EVIL KRABBY PATTY MONSTER!! (screams of horror heard in background.) The monsters reeked havoc in the city, but it all stopped when they came to their worst nightmare, Patrick Star.
"Move over little man."
"No, I'm hungry."
"What!?"
"Mmmmm…"
Patrick took a huge bite out of each one of them, and they all crashed to the ground. Unfortunately, some of the chemicals from the tainted krabby patties got into Patrick, which made him glow, but caused no harm to him.
"Look Spongebob! I glow in the dark!"
~THE END~
^_^
"No, that krabby patty is not going anywhere near my face."
"But…"
"NO!!"
Spongebob had been begging Squidward to try a krabby patty for about 5 days now, and every time he refused.
That night, Spongebob got out of bed and sneaked into Squidward's house. He tried to be as quiet as he could, but he woke Patrick up.
"HI SPONGEBOB!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Patrick, quiet! Come here and I'll tell you what I'm doing."
"Okay."
Patrick got down from his rock, and when he did, it made a loud crashing noise as it hit the ground.
"Patrick!"
"Oops, sorry Spongebob."
"Alright Pat, well, we're going on a stakeout."
"Yay! We're going on a stakeout, and we're goin' to eat steak!" Patrick chanted.
"No, Patrick, we're not going to eat steak, though I could go for some right now, but anyway, we're going to hide out here and when we see the lights go on…"
"POW!!" said Patrick.
"No, not pow, we sneak inside the house and put a dozen krabby patties all over the floor."
"Oh."
Patrick and Spongebob stayed outside all night, and when they saw the lights go on, they rushed inside and quietly placed the krabby patties on Squidward's breakfast plate. But as they were leaving, they heard Squidward scream.
"SPONGEBOB!"
"Hey, don't forget Patrick too!" Patrick yelled back to him.
"Patrick, now he knows we're here."
Squidward came stomping out with the krabby patties in his hands.
"You want to know I think of these things!"
"Umm, that I'm hungry?"
"No Patrick, not that you're hungry, this is what I think of them!"
Squidward threw the patties far into the air, and they landed near the Bikini Bottom power plant.
"THERE!"
Squidward stomped back into the house, and Patrick and Spongebob walked back to their homes carrying the burden of defeat.
The krabby patties that were thrown by Squidward lay for days, then weeks, then months near that power plant, and also took in all the strange chemicals from it. Until one day, when they couldn't take in any more. They grew and grew, until they were…EVIL KRABBY PATTY MONSTER!! (screams of horror heard in background.) The monsters reeked havoc in the city, but it all stopped when they came to their worst nightmare, Patrick Star.
"Move over little man."
"No, I'm hungry."
"What!?"
"Mmmmm…"
Patrick took a huge bite out of each one of them, and they all crashed to the ground. Unfortunately, some of the chemicals from the tainted krabby patties got into Patrick, which made him glow, but caused no harm to him.
"Look Spongebob! I glow in the dark!"
~THE END~
^_^