Sherlock , Molly, Anderson, Lestrade, Donovan and Mary: 16. John: 27. Mycroft: 22

wheee! First chapter to this! Got the insperation from Ke$ha's song Mr. Watson. It's basically a johnlock anthem. Swearing and suggestive themes in this chapter! Be aware.

I hope you enjoy.


"Molly can you believe we start school today?" Sherlock said into his phone while rinsing his hair out.

"I know. It's so weird. Do we have that pop quiz in history today?" Molly said "I think it would be nice. Ya'know, at least we'll be prepared. Not like last year!" She finished with a laugh.

Today's the first day of school for Sherlock Holmes and his friends. All of them in junior year this year, and have a hot History teacher. "I hope so, I have a plan if we have one…" said Sherlock as he combed out his curls

"OHH do tell!" Molly squealed in anticipation

"You know that new song by Ke$ha? Mr. Watson?"

"Yeah…? Crap, what are you planning?! Come on! Tell me!"

Sherlock smiled deviously fixing his eyebrows to make them perfect. "Um… Well… Acting it out, with Mr. Watson."

"No. Sherlock Mary'll kill you!" Was the reply he got.

"No she won't." He replied smugly. "Shit. Gotta go see you at your locker k?" Sherlock said looking worriedly at the door.

"Got it. Bye!" Molly said then Sherlock heard a click.

"Sherlock? It's time to get going. What are you even doing?" Mycroft said peering through the bathroom door.

"My hair, it's the first day of school." Sherlock said smiling and walking out.

"God, you're nuts." Mycroft said with an eye roll "let's go." And off they went.


"SHERLOCK!" Molly screamed as he walked up.

"Sup Freak?" Sally Donovan said.

"Yeah. What's up, psycho?" Mary Morstan said to him lowering her cheer uniform.

"Ah. Mary, Sally. Where's your pet? Waiting to fuck in the bathroom?" Sherlock said tilting a head at Sally, then grabbing Molly's arm. "Let's go find Greg! I can tell both of you my plan then!" Sherlock said winking at Mary.

"Greeeeg?" Sherlock said with a hip wiggle as he passed the football team.

"Shit, Sherlock, Stop doing that! They already think I'm gay!" Greg Lestrade said to him laughing and hugging his friend "How are ya crazy? He finished

"Literally crazy." Molly said pulling Greg into a hug.

"What?" Greg asked

"I gotta tell you this." Sherlock said pulling both of them into a whisper-huddle

"No way! You plan on that for Mr. Watson's class!?" Greg said loudly as Mary walked past with Sally and her pet, that Sherlock liked to just call Anderson walked passed.

"Hey Greg." Anderson said walking passed nodding.

"Hey." Greg replied.

"what do you have planned for Mr. Watsons class freak?" Mary asked "Because I'm sure you know, just like everyone else, he's mine. I'm taking him."

"No you won't. Sherlock's going to get him first because of the pop qui-" "MOLLY!" Sherlock cut her off

"Sorry…" was the reply Sherlock got and Molly looked down quickly.

"Something planned for the pop quiz eh? We'll see about that." Mary said sauntering off.


"Ladies and gentlemen. For those of you who haven't had me as a teacher before, I'm Mr. Watson." John Watson said to his now sitting students.

"Now, I know all of you. And you know me. Which means you all know it's custom for me to give a pop quiz first day! Just a review, not too terrible." John finished as he heard groans of annoyance. And started handing them out

"Thank you Mr. Watson" Mary said biting her lip.

"Ok… Most people complain Mary," he said smiling.

After all the tests had been finished he started to collect them. Sherlock just winked at Molly, who was sitting next to him as John Watson took his test away

"YOU DIDN'T?!" Molly mouthed

"Oh, I did." Sherlock mouthed back then spun around and stuck his tongue out at Mary.

"Mr. Watson? Can I stay after class, I have a few questions" Mary asked swiveling her shoulders and licking her lips as he turned from going through the tests

"That would be fin-" He stopped as he reached one of them. "How about tomorrow? I just remembered I need to do something as soon as I can after class." He finished.

"Of course Mr. Watson" Mary said and stuck her tongue out at Sherlock.

"Alright. Class dismissed!" John said to the young students. As they all started out of the room they heard "Mr. Holmes, I need to talk to you about something. Nothing bad, just positive feed-back about something on your test." John said.

"Of course Mr. Watson" Sherlock said mimicking Mary's tone from a few moments ago. As he stepped back in the room and closed the door right in Mary's face.

"Now that proposition on your test Mr. Holmes… Is quite intriguing." John said smiling. Which in turn, caused a grin from Sherlock.

"Then let's start." Sherlock said throwing things from the desk.