Im Shady-Harry Potter Style...
Who came through with two wands to terrorize the Burrow (Huh?)
Told you how to slap Malfoy and mock his girl (I did)
Gave you all the finger and told you to fly and make a tape
Sold a billion brooms and still screamed fuck 'ffesor Snape
(Har Potter), so come and kill me while my name's a dig
And hit me twenty five times wit a wand 'n Hedwig
Think I've got generation's black thoughts
To hear my mum scream when she got shot (Uh, oh?)
Stop the dreams 'fore Voldie comes back
I need a pain killas and a cigar,maybe a whole pack!
Purple smoke and rainbow raindrops makin me blind
Oh shit! I think that I have lost my mind!
Shaved my head bald and stole a cap from a cop
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I like happy things, I'm a really calm playa(Uh huh huh)
I like owls, spiders, I like Wizzad's
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when I turned Malfoy into a weasel!!(Woo!)
The crazy boy, I hit my head with a medal toy
Wen I lose my braincell's from cussing at food made with soy
And this is how I am in real life
I don't want to just die from Voldemort, I wanna be killed nice (Uh huh)
How you gonna scare me with a Avada Kadavra threat
When your high off of drugs you haven't even done yet
So bring the Galleons by tonight
Cause yo girlfriend says this is the strongest spell
She ever heard in her life (Help me help me)
I try to keep it positive and play some darts
Spice up the classroom and tell the kids to stay at Hogwarts (Stay in Hogwarts!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to when they are older
Tonight I think I'll turn the time turner till the days get colder.
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I listen to your written essay and act like I don't like it (Aw, you whack!)
Six months later you hear your written words on my shit (What????)
People don't buy shit no more they just 'bandon it
That's why I'm still famous and had the number one love hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
So fuck it, I've got brain damage while we're on the subject (Uh huh)
And if I told you I had friends y'all would play it
Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it
Well, I do play Seeker, don't do speed
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do to need
Don't do smack, I do do spells
Do drink butter beer, I just wanna make a few things clear
My friend Hermione's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup)
And I don't have brain damage, my heads just itching
It's not syphilis, and as for being drunk wit Vodka,
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to take tests of boka
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I told you I was Potter
Y'all didn't wanna believe me
I'm Potter!!!
And that's my name!
Who came through with two wands to terrorize the Burrow (Huh?)
Told you how to slap Malfoy and mock his girl (I did)
Gave you all the finger and told you to fly and make a tape
Sold a billion brooms and still screamed fuck 'ffesor Snape
(Har Potter), so come and kill me while my name's a dig
And hit me twenty five times wit a wand 'n Hedwig
Think I've got generation's black thoughts
To hear my mum scream when she got shot (Uh, oh?)
Stop the dreams 'fore Voldie comes back
I need a pain killas and a cigar,maybe a whole pack!
Purple smoke and rainbow raindrops makin me blind
Oh shit! I think that I have lost my mind!
Shaved my head bald and stole a cap from a cop
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I like happy things, I'm a really calm playa(Uh huh huh)
I like owls, spiders, I like Wizzad's
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when I turned Malfoy into a weasel!!(Woo!)
The crazy boy, I hit my head with a medal toy
Wen I lose my braincell's from cussing at food made with soy
And this is how I am in real life
I don't want to just die from Voldemort, I wanna be killed nice (Uh huh)
How you gonna scare me with a Avada Kadavra threat
When your high off of drugs you haven't even done yet
So bring the Galleons by tonight
Cause yo girlfriend says this is the strongest spell
She ever heard in her life (Help me help me)
I try to keep it positive and play some darts
Spice up the classroom and tell the kids to stay at Hogwarts (Stay in Hogwarts!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to when they are older
Tonight I think I'll turn the time turner till the days get colder.
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I listen to your written essay and act like I don't like it (Aw, you whack!)
Six months later you hear your written words on my shit (What????)
People don't buy shit no more they just 'bandon it
That's why I'm still famous and had the number one love hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
So fuck it, I've got brain damage while we're on the subject (Uh huh)
And if I told you I had friends y'all would play it
Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it
Well, I do play Seeker, don't do speed
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do to need
Don't do smack, I do do spells
Do drink butter beer, I just wanna make a few things clear
My friend Hermione's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup)
And I don't have brain damage, my heads just itching
It's not syphilis, and as for being drunk wit Vodka,
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to take tests of boka
I got Broomsticks, I got fake wands, I got pills that give long ass tongues
I'm your brother when you need some more spells to lovin' needs
You know me I'm your friend when you need a whole new brand
(Har Potter)
I'm Potter!
I told you I was Potter
Y'all didn't wanna believe me
I'm Potter!!!
And that's my name!