MegaSliferSlacker7: I don't own MegaMan or any of it's characters. I'm just borrowing them for your entertainment.
Hello, I am the narrator! The big voice in the background! You may remember me from Pokemon and other TV shows. Eh hem, anyways,….we find our Net hero in his room, sleeping. Again. And he better get up, or he's going to be late! Again.
"LLLLAAAANNN!!! Sweetie! Maylu's going to be here in 5 minutes!" Mrs. Hikari called her son from the kitchen. "RRRIIINNGG!!! Lan get the hell up!!!" MegaMan shouted.
Ah yes, it's MegaMan! Lan's little NetNavi!
"Who the hell are you?" MegaMan asked looking up.
Why, I am the narrator, little Navi, I control what happens in the story, and I know everything!
"Hey! I'm not little! And if you're so smart, spell it!" MegaMan said.
Okay, S-M-A-R-T.
"HA! I said spell 'I-T'! Nanana nana na!" MegaMan said and stuck out his tongue.
Shut up! I happen to know you have pictures of Roll in your desktop files!
"…" MegaMan said nothing. 17 year old Lan Hikari rubbed his eyes and yawned.
Now Lan Hikari is finally awake.
"Who the hell are you?!" Lan asked looking around. "He's annoying." MegaMan said.
SHUT UP! I am the narrator and I control what happens in this story and I know everything!
"Oh yea, if you're so smart, spell it!"
I-T.
"Damn!" Lan grumbled. "Don't worry I asked him that 5 minutes ago and he got it wrong," MegaMan said. "CHEATER!" Lan said.
I'm not cheating I'm using knowledge that I had just achieved.
"Well whatever the hell that means, you still cheated!" Lan said.
Now, Lan is getting dressed for the day.
"Will you shut up!" Lan yelled.
And NOW, Maylu enters the room with Lan only in his boxers!
"Wait a minute, WHAT?!" Lan yelped and Maylu walked into the room. She turned red. "Sorry Lan!" She squeaked and covered her eyes with her hand.
But she's not REALLY. Actually, she's moving her finger and getting a good look!
"Who's that?! And how did he know I was doing that?" Maylu asked. "You were?! I mean, Maylu, this guy's the author, he controls what happens in the story. And he's a major pain in the ass too! And you made her do that DIDN'T YOU?!" Lan asked the narrator.
Maybe! And I can make you people do anything! So shut up! And you're still in your boxers, by the way.
"Yaaa!" Lan yelped and quickly put on his clothes. "Hello! I'm still down here!" Roll said from Maylu's PET pocket. "Hi Roll!" MegaMan said.
You could notice as soon as his fellow female Navi comes into the picture, he's instantly happy!
"SHUT UP YOU!" MegaMan growled. "Calm down Mega," Roll sweat dropped. MegaMan cooled down.
He's like a puppy, obeying his master's every whim!
"THAT'S IT! As soon as this story's over YOU ARE OUT OF HERE!" MegaMan yelled.
Remember, I control EVERYTHING! And I can make you do anything! So shut up!
"Sorry." MegaMan grumbled and crossed his arms. "Can we go now?! Yai said she had some new chips for us to test out!" Lan said happily.
And once again, Lan only pays attention to Net battling, as if he EVER doesn't.
"HEY! I think about other things to!" Lan protested a they walked down the sidewalk. "Like what?" MegaMan asked from the PET. "These weird dreams I keep having!" Lan said.
About what? Or WHO is more like it.
"Well, I, um, I've been having dreams about someone lately!" Lan said with the heat rising up his neck. "Who, Lan?" Maylu said in a stern voice, gritting her teeth.
Oh, she's pissed.
"Nice goin' Lan." Roll said sarcastically. "Smooth, buddy." MegaMan sighed. "Um, nothin' Maylu!" Lan said nervously.
And now, Dex, Tory, and Chaud come into the picture.
"Okay, Maylu's mad, Lan's scared…..What'd you screw up this time Hikari?" Chaud asked. "And who's the big voiced dude?" Dex asked.
I am the narrator, I control every thing and-
"Yea, yea, yea! You said that ,like, 3 times already!" MegaMan growled.
The group finally get's to Yai's house!
"Dude, it's like a 10 minute walk." Tory said sweatdropping.
What will they do at Yai's house? Find out next time on-
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!!"
Hehe….that narrator voice is me using a deep-voice-microphone!