Kisshu and Taruto Go Out For Ice-Cream
Chapter 1: Human Cream????(laugh)
I DO NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW OR ANY CHARACTERS

Hey. And welcome to my new fanfic. I got this idea when I was eating ice-cream XD. It's a humor/comedy. I hope you like it! "Tart?? I'm bored. Wanna go to Earth to do something?" asked Kish.
"Yeah. I guess so. What?" asked Tart
"I dunno. Get some Earth food??" said Kish.
"Yeah. Sure. Do we have to ask Pai?" said Tart.
"I don't know. Let's just ask in case." Said Kish.

"Pai. Me and Kish are going to Earth. Do you want to come?" asked Tart.
"Fine. But I'm not coming. I have work to do" said Pai.

"He said it's fine and he's not coming" said Tart.
"Fine" said Kish.

And they teleported off to Earth."Ice-Cream for $1.50 each! Get it now.!" Shouted the Ice-Cream man.

"Ice-Cream?????" wondered Kish.
"Hey, Tart. Do you want to get some Ice-Cream??" asked Kish.
"Uhhh.,..yeah sure. But don't you need to give them some kind of money? Earth money. We don't have any." Said Tart.
"Yes, we do. I found some the other day." Said Kish and within his pocket he took out a whole bunch of notes.

There were a lot of notes and coins. And Kish and Tart being aliens didn't know that they had $1500. But they did know how to count money and get the right change.

So Kish and Tart walked over to the man.

"What flavor ice-cream would you like today, boys?" asked the man.
"Hm……strawberry?????" asked Kish.
"Ok. Wait right here. And what about you little boy??" asked the man.
"Hey I am NOT a little bo-OWWWW!!!" said Tart glaring at Kish.
"Tart! Do you want us to blow our cover????" hissed Kish.
"Ok. Sorrr-y!" said Tart.
"Um……can I have that flavor??" asked Tart pointing at the jelly tipThis was what I was eating when I came up with the idea!
"Sure thing" said the man.

And the man went into the back of the truck and within seconds he was out and with the two ice-creams that Kish and Tart had ordered.

"here you go, boys. $3.00 please" said the man.
And Kish gave him 3 dollars.
"Thank you" said the man."Mmmmmm…… those Ice-creams sure were nice weren't they, Kish? Said Tart.
"Yup. Wanna get some more and we'll bring it back to the ship" asked Kish.
"Ok" said Tart.

And they went back to the ice-cream truck and got about 50 cones—(I have no idea how they carried it) and teleported back."Pai!!!!!!!! We're back!" said Tart.
"Yeah. Don't disturb me" said Pai.

And then Kish and Tart went into Kish's room and made the ice-creams levitate so they wouldn't smash into the ground. They each grabbed one and stuffed it into their mouths.

Tart had his all over his face and Kish could not help but laugh out loud.

"Kish!!!!!!!!!! Stop laughing you idiot. I'm doing my work!" said Pai.
"Fine. Fine. And I'm not an idiot!" yelled Kish.
"Hey. It's not funny Kish." Said Tart as he grabbed an ice-cream and checked it at Kish's face.

Kish then dramatically wiped it off his face and glared at Tart. The he grabbed an ice-cream and checked it at Tart.
Soon enough they were having an ice-cream fight and were making so much noise Pai came in.

"What the hell are you two doing?" asked Pai.

They didn't answer and accidentally Tart chucked the ice-cream aiming for Kish but he got Pai in the face.

"TART. YOU SUPID LITTLE BRAT" yelled Pai.
"Hmph!. I'M NOT STUPID. I WASN'T THE ONE THAT HAS ICE-CREAM IN MY FACE!!!" yelled Tart back.
"Ice-Cream??" asked Pai.
"Yeah. It's human cream." Said Tart
"No it isn't. It's human cream mixed with ice" said Kish.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" laughed Pai while pointing at Kish and Tart.
"What's so funny" snapped Kish.
"You two. You both are so daft" said Pai.
" WE ARE NOT DAFT" said Tart.
"Yes (laugh) you (laugh) are. Human Cream???(laugh)Human Cream mixed with Ice????(laugh) It's not even made like that!" laughed Pai.
"If it's not then how is it made?" said Kish.
"It's made out of cows milk and there's flavoring added to it." Laughed Pai.
"Ok. Ok" said Kish and Tart.
"But are you sure, Pai????" asked Tart.
"cause I have a plan made up already. We go get a human and squish the cream outta it and then we grab some ice and mix it with the cream and ta da! we have Ice cream" said Tart.

"Do you want to try some??" asked Kish.
"Meh. Maybe. Fine" said Pai.
He tasted the ice cream and within moments he spat it out.

"Urghhhhhh! That is abosolutely the worst food I've ever tasted" said Pai.

Tart and Kish then whispered to each other he has bad taste.

"Hey. I heard that!" said Pai.

Kish and Pai quickly teleported back to earth.When they were on Earth. Kish and Tart saw none other than the two mew mews whom both aliens had a crush on. Ichigo and Pudding.

"What are you two doing here?" asked Ichigo.
"Nothing, kitten." Said Kish while floating in circles around her.
"Stop it Kish" said Ichigo while blushing.

"Hey, Pudding. Do you know any good human food??" asked Tart.
"Um….I don't know. They're all quite nice really." Said Pudding.
"Oh. I know. Anchovies!!!!!!!!" said Ichigo.
"No. Ichigo! Your cat-genes are talking for you! You hate anchovies remember???" said Pudding.
"Yeah. Yeah." But right now I want anchovies!" said Ichigo.
"Anchovies???" questioned Kish.
"MmmmHmm. Anchovies. They're a type of fish" said Ichigo.
"Oh" said Kish.
"Hey. Let's go get some" said Tart.
"you guys are gonna regret getting anchovies." said Ichigo.
"I thought you just said you wanted them" said Kish.
"Oh. That was my cat-genes talking" said Ichigo.
"Oh" said Kish.
Well, let's go get some anyway." said Kish.
"yeah. Let's go" said Tart.
"Bye, Bye, Ichigo" said Kish winking at her.

And then the two aliens teleported away. Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is one more chapter so yea. Please review and tell me if you want a sequel to this. Please!!!!! Review!!!!!!!!

-zoey