Me: Hi guys!
Natsu: Hey what took you so long?!
Me: Sorry, Natsu! I was busy figuring out who should play who in this fic! It was harder than you think! *pouts* On top of that, I start working tomorrow so it will take even LONGER to get new chapters in...
Natsu: Oh OK! *grins*
Mira: So what's the pairing in this one? And is this story based off of?
Me: Well, I decided to make this a Nalu fic. There will be some Gale, Gruvia, ElfEver, Nali (*gag noise*), RoguexYukino, BoraxLucy, etc. And it is based off of The Wedding Singer. I will be adding the movie, the musical, and my own twist of FT.
Lucy: Wait, why am I paired up with Bora? *confused*
Me: Because I wanted someone who doesn't have a last name in the manga/anime.
Levy: Will this also be a song-fic?
Me: You bet!
Gajeel: Will I get a solo? *puppy dog eyes*
Me: Yes, but it will be later on.
Lily: Since this is a songfic, here is the keys:
Talking
Thoughts
Solo
Duet
Everyone
Romeo: Here's the cast for this chapter:
Robbie Hart- Natsu Dragneel
Julia Sullivan- Lucy Heartfilia
Holly Sullivan- Levy McGarden
Linda- Lissana Strauss
Sammy- Gajeel Redfox
George(Georgie) Stitzer- Sugarboy (Earthland)
Harold Fonda- Rogue Cheney
Debbie Fonda- Yukino Aguria
David Fonda- Sting Eucliffe
Wendy: carlygrl15 DOES NOT OWN Fairy Tail or The Wedding Singer. They belong to their rightful owners.
Happy: ENJOY!
Chapter 1: Burning Passion
The year was 2014 in Magnolia, Fiore. The town of romance. Couples from miles around go here to get married. And what better way to celebrate a wedding, than with some music. Mainly from a wedding singer.
The party is going full blast at a reception hall, when suddenly, the wedding singer, Natsu Dragneel comes downstage, singing causing everyone to freeze to listen.
I wrote a song six years ago
While playing in a wedding band
The word got out and suddenly
The band and I are in demand
And now the couples all over Fiore
Hire me to ensure their wedding bliss
All because of a tune I wrote
That tune goes like this:
He starts to dance around, flips his salmon hair, and belts out:
Oh when it's your wedding day
And my music starts to play
I can guarantee that
Love will find you
Yeah when it's your wedding day
All the troubles melt away
If you count on me
'Cause love is what I do
He goes back on stage and we see Gajeel Redfox, who looks like a punk rocker with his jet black hair and piercings, plays the bass; and Sugarboy, who looks like Elvis Presley for some reason, except with blonde hair, plays the keyboard. Gajeel and Sugarboy sing with Natsu:
Now when we play a wedding gig
We're like a finely tuned machine
Gajeel plays Van Halen licks
While Sugarboy gets down on tambourine
We can play you some careless whispers
(Gajeel and Sugarboy)
Or make you wish you had
Jesse's girl instead
(G. and S.)
Bring the room down with endless love
(N.)
Then blast bang your head
Bang your head
(N., G., and S.)
So when it's your wedding day
And my music starts to play
I can guarantee that
Love will find you
Yeah, when it's your wedding day
All the problems ment away
If you count on me
'Cause love is what I do
(N.) *walks into the crowd*
And long before the night is through
Your Uncle Lou will be my Uncle, too
I'll be so tight with your cousin Steve
He'll invite me over for Christmas Eve
I'll dance your mom all around the room
Then present the bride and groom. *said bride and groom start dancing, prompting everyone to join in*
(N.)
Line dance! Follow me!
(N. and band)
Oh when it's your wedding day (Oh Oh Oh!)
And my music starts to play (Oh Oh Oh!)
I can guarantee that
Love will find you!
Yeah, when it's your wedding day (Oh Oh Oh!)
All the problems melt away (Oh Oh Oh!)
(N.)
If you count on me
'Cause love is what
(N.)
Yes, love is what I do!
(N., band, and guests)
Love's what I do! (Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do)
Love's what I do! (Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do)
(Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do)
Love is what I do!
The crowd applauds the performance. Natsu puts his guitar down and says,
"Thank you! Thank you very much! Hey, thank you! My name is Natsu Dragneel and I'm the lead singer of "Burning Passion". I'd like to introduce the rest of the band, that's Gajeel on bass, Sugarboy on keyboards, and Sweet Jim on drums."
Bandmembers mentioned plays their respectable instruments, before Natsu continues,
"What a pleasure it is to be here at the Touch of Class Catering and Banquet Hall on this special, SPECIAL day with two special, SPECIAL people... Mr. and Mrs. Rogue Cheney!" Spotlight falls on the bride and groom, causing them to nod, smile and blush at the applause.
"And now the best man is going to say a few words. Let's give a BIG hand to Rogue's step-brother, Sting Eucliffe!" Natsu explains, allowing Sting, a blonde young man of average build, to stumble toward the mic. He trips and falls as he tries to take it from the wedding singer, who helps him to his feet, then steps away.
"I was very honored when Rogue asked me to be his best man." Sting says. "I mean, he's always been the star of the family... the golden boy... the "responsible one" - right, Dad?" He explains, shocking everyone there.
"'Rogue never ran away from rehab.' 'Rogue's never taken a paternity test on TV!'" He says with disgust, causing the bride and groom to smile nervously.
"Yeah, I'm definitely the screw-up in the family. I even screwed up the bachelor party: we ran out of blow at like 7 o'clock-" he continues before being cut off by Natsu.
"All right! Let's hear it for the -"
"Hey, I'm just getting to the best part, where "Mr. Perfect" over there spends ten minutes in a closet with a dime bag, a transvestite and a bottle of Jagermeister!" Natsu steps forward and grabs the mic from the drunk.
"Hey, now, part of the fun of a bachelor party is that it's a chance for the groom to get "wild and crazy" one last time before he pledges his eternal love to the woman he adores. At that moment, his old life ends - all his past mistakes, his false starts, his... sexual experimentation - that stuff doesn't matter anymore. I, myself, will be making that pledge to my beautiful fiancé Lissana tomorrow..." Everyone bursts into applause, causing the wedding singer to blush, but continue,
"... thank you, beginning a new life, a life of love. Some might say, "What's love got to do with it?" Or that "love is a battlefield". But those folks are looking for love in all the wrong places. Because endless love... is the greatest love of all." Natsu smiles.
He raises his glass of champagne and says, "To Rogue and Yukino!"
"To Rogue and Yukino!" Everyone toasts, silently thankful that the crisis is averted.
TBC
Me: So what did you think?
Lucy: I like it, but what if Natsu gets in a vehicle? *Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Cobra, Sting, and Rogue get motion sickness*
Me: Oh, Natsu and the other dragon slayers don't get motion sickness in here.
Male dragon slayers: THANK YOU! *cries anime tears while giving me a bear hug*
Me: e-erza... l-lucy... m-mira... h-help... *slowly dying from lack of air and fangirling*
Mira, Erza, Lucy: Boys... let her go... *dark aura*
Male dragon slayers: *lets me go*
Me: *gasps* Thanks...
Carla: Anyways... carlygrl15 would like your reviews to help make this story more fun.
Lily: Thank you and see you next time!