Disclaimer: I donot own Naruto or its characters

AN: In this story, Noriko is a red head and Karin is her twin sister. Also Naruto is their elder brother and he is blond without the whiskers. Enjoy!

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Chapter One: I'm done with dating

Noriko slammed the door after her, that was the first indication to those in the house that she was pissed.

"Uurgh! I can't believe this is happening to me again! The nerve of that jerk" the redhead huffed loudly entering the living room of her best friends' condo to join her friends for their weekly reunion.

"Hey idiot, no need to transfer your aggression on my front door" Sasuke said sarcastically.

"Piss off Teme I'm not in the mood right now." she replied glaring at Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kun be nice." Ino chided her husband and turned her attention to her angry best friend. "Ne..Ko-chan what's wrong? What happenned?"

"Arashi happenned!"

"Your boyfriend? What did he do this time?" Ino asked.

"The bastard-" Noriko started saying but was cut off by Sasuke.

"Don't tell me you are so worked up because of that loser you are dating?"

"The loser I was dating I dumped the dumb ass a while ago."

"What did he do?" ino inquired.

"The pervert told me he wanted a threesome."

"Who wants a threesome?" Sakura asked entering the living room with Naruto behind her.

"Arashi" Noriko answered.

"That sounds like a typical guy thing" Sakura said laughing.

"If only that was all, you didn't let me finish. The bastard wants us to have a threesome with my twin sister."

"I am going to kill that shit face. Have you told Karin?" Naruto growled.

"You are not killing anyone Nii-san, I already dumped the freak after breaking his nose with a punch. And yes I told her and she said something along the line of 'I don't know what you saw in the idiot, I'm going to cut off that freak's balls if I ever see him again'."

"Oh," Ino winced. "That's pretty bad. Although to be fair he is not the first of your boyfriends to suggest that."

"Exactly," Noriko huffed. "That is why I'm done with men, they are all pigs." she added as her eyes fell on Ino's belly. "Oh Karin said she won't be able to come today."

"Hey! I am offended not all of us are like the losers you go out with." Naruto said with indignation.

"We must be atleast good for something right" Sasuke said rubbing his hand on Ino's baby bump.

"I can think of at least one reason for you to keep a man around," Naruto chimed. "We can be very helpful," he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. His comment earned him a slap in the arm from his girlfriend.

"Nobody helps me better than I help myself," Noriko said rolling her eyes.

"Hot," Naruto winced when Sakura slapped him again.

"Behave," she admonished.

"Why?" He pouted and dropped into a love seat. He pulled Sakura into his lap and kissed her neck. "I have it on good authority that you like it when I misbehave. I'm of the opinion that I should take you somewhere and remind you of that."

Sakura smirked and lifted his hands so she could stand. Spinning she braced her hands on either side of his head and leaned down so her lips brushed against his ear and whispered loud enough for everyone to hear. "I am of the same opinion," she nipped his ear causing a shiver to travel the length of his spine; "nobody helps me better than I help myself." she said standing up and sitting down beside Nariko while the others laughed at Naruto.

"So have you given up on your dream of having a big family with many children?" Naruto asked as he cleared his throat and leaned forward. "I don't think this moratorium will last because you want a baby. You might be able to get by without sex but you've always wanted kids."

"I don't need a man for that," Noriko crossed her arms, "just a few of his best swimmers."

"Easy there doc," Ino said reaching for her lemonade. "What are you going to do?"

"Sperm bank," Noriko shrugged and reached into her purse and pulled out several files. "I've already gone and gotten some files to look over. I was hoping you guys would help me choose."

"I don't buy this," Sakura taking one of the folders and openning it. "You won't go through with it. You're going to want to know you're baby's dad." She argued as she started to peruse the file.

"I am going through with it," Noriko declared. "I have already made the appointment for the artificial insemination next month. The last step is choosing the donor."

"Isn't that awfully expensive?" Sakura asked as she glanced up from the file.

"I have the money," Noriko laughed. "I never spent any of the money from the book series. It's been sitting in a high yield savings account for nearly 8 years. I am financially solvent and I can think of no better way to spend my money. Plus it's not actually that expensive, you are thinking of IVF. You see in artificial insemination the conception happens by placing only the sperm in the uterus whereas in IVF eggs and sperms are fused outside the body. The embryo is formed in a highly equipped lab and then the embryo is placed in the uterus, that's why artificial insemination is less invasive and less expensive than IVF." She elaborated.

"Ok I get it now Dr. Namikaze, forgive my ignorance you know, not all of us are in the medical field like you." Sakura said jokingly.

"What are the odds we can talk you out of this?" Ino asked taking a sip of her lemonade.

"It's happening Ino," Noriko nodded decisively. "I've been thinking about this for months." The only reason she hadn't told her friends was because she knew they would try to talk her out of it. "I had my IUD removed this morning."

"For what it is worth I agree with Sakura," Sasuke said standing up to check on the food in the kitchen. "I don't think you're going to go through with it."

"If you do go through with it though I'd go with this guy," Sakura said and passed over a photo to Ino. "He is gorgeous. I would totally have those babies."

"He's not all that great," Naruto grumbled. "His eyes are too close together."

"Oh babe," Sakura reached out and rubbed his arm, "are you jealous of a sperm donor?"

"No," he pouted.

"Maybe you should be Naruto," Ino teased. "He has a genius IQ… plus his black hair with Sakura's emerald eyes would equal a very cute baby."

"I can see that," Noriko smirked. "Do you want me to book you an appointment Sakura-chan? You can go in with me and talk to the doctor."

"If you two," Naruto glared at his sister and best friend, "could stop trying to knock-up my girlfriend that would be great."

"Maybe you should get on that, then," Ino quipped.

"I think his mother would kill him if he got her pregnant before marrying her," Sasuke said giving Naruto a pointed look. "You know Kushina-san is very old fashioned that way." He had gone with Naruto to pick out a ring over a month ago. He knew his best friend was waiting for the perfect moment, but Sasuke figured he could use a little encouragement.

Laughing Noriko said "Yeah mom will skin him alive if that happened."

"Maybe we should stop thinking about me, and focus on Noriko," Sakura said clearing her throat. "She is the one who wants to have a baby right now."

"This is top of the line sperm," Noriko said as she waved the folders. "I've got a rocket scientist, a doctor, and a lawyer here. All of them are very attractive and very smart."

"Which means nothing," Naruto chuckled. "You don't know anything about their personalities. You should find someone you know and ask for their sperm."

"Naru-nii I would have to be super close to someone to ask them that," Noriko shook her head. "I'm only that close with the people in this house and you don't count since you are my brother."

"Aww," Ino cooed. "Then our babies would be related."

"Cousins," Naruto smirked.

"Or siblings," Sasuke said returning to the living room.

"Just to be clear I won't ask any of my closest guy friends to impregnate me," Noriko said holding up her hands. "I feel like that really needs to be said."

"What did I miss?"

Everyone turned around to see Itachi standing in the doorway. He stared at Noriko with wide eyes before looking to Sasuke.

"Itachi will do it," Sasuke said as he nodded to his brother. "Come on, 'Tachi, step up and knock her up." he added teasingly.

"Teme!" Noriko yelled giving Sasuke a glare.

Naruto snickered when Noriko turned bright red. He was not sold on Noriko's new plan, and he had a feeling the only one who could talk her out of it now was Itachi.

"What is going on?" Itachi asked as he stepped forward and placed his hand on the back of Noriko's chair. "W-why… are we talking about Noriko being pregnant?" He had a feeling this will end badly.

"Well my sister wants to have a baby, and since she said she's done with men, she needs a sperm donor for her insemination. However, we are suggesting she asks somebody she knows to be her donor, rather than pick a total stranger for a donor." Naruto summarized.

"Ah!" Itachi said after the information had sunk in. "That sounds like a crazy idea Ko-chan, are you sure you want to go through with it?"

His question made her angry so she stood up and began packing the donor files furiously. "Since all of you have decided to be asses rather than help me choose, I will go elsewhere in order to make my choice peacefully." she said storming away.

"Hey Ko-chan don't be like that we are trying to help you." Naruto said to his sister before she slammed back door.

"That idiot is going to ruin my doors." Sasuke grumbled.

"What did I say to make her so angry?" Itachi asked confused.

"It's not your fault Nii-san she was already angry when she got here today." Sasuke explained.

"Who pissed her off?" Itachi asked.

"That loser she was dating, Don't worry, I know my sister very well, let's give her a few hours she will cool off." Naruto said.

"Hn." Is the only reply they got from the older Uchiha as he occupied the seat, Noriko just vacated.

"So, who wants to volunteer to talk her out of that crazy idea?" Ino asked looking at all of them.

"Count me out my sister is too stubborn."

"Me too, she never listens to me anyways." Sakura said.

"I am not getting involved." Sasuke said causing Ino to sigh in defeat.

Itachi who was busy texting on his phone realized everybody was looking at him with hopeful eyes. "What?" he asked.

"She listens to you most of the time, why don't you try desuading her 'Tachi-kun." Ino asked sweetly with a smile.

"I am not sure she will even want to talk to me again today, sorry but my answer is no." Itachi replied stoicly.

"But Itachi please." Ino begged already ready to cry due to her pregnancy hormones.

Itachi hating it when a woman cry gave in. "Fine I'll do it, but please Ino don't start crying."

"Thanks 'Tachi" Ino squealed getting up and giving him a hug.

"Talk about mood swings" Itachi thought.

"You are such a sucker for crying women aniki." Sasuke teased.

"Shut up foolish little brother." Itachi retorted with a glare causing everbody to laugh.

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