Author's Note (because everyone loves these): I'll put down a rating for each drabble, but be assured that there will be nothing too mature (there might be some swearing later on, but I'll give a warning). I'm a shounen-ai girl.

Rated: K

Warnings: Fluff, BoyxBoy

Disclaimer: I do not Case Closed or Magic Kaito. Nor did I write the Canadian national anthem. Just so we're clear.

Guess, Silly

Much to Shinichi's exasperation, Kaito wiggled his way between the detective and his book.

"Get off my lap," Shinichi muttered.

Kaito ignored him, "Guess how much I love you?"

"Not enough not let me read," Shinichi said, trying to push the other boy off his legs.

"I love you enough that I don't want your pretty head hidden in a dusty book all day," Kaito said, "Now guess."

He rolled his eyes, but smiled, "What kind of units are we bearing in mind?"

Kaito was making himself comfortable and wrapping his arms around Shinichi's neck. "Be creative," he said as soon as he was settled.

Shinichi snorted, "A pound?"

"That's the most creative you can be?" Kaito said, indignant, "Detectives."

"Do you love me bigger than a bread box?"

Kaito elbowed him, finding no better way to convey his chagrin while facing away, "That's even less creative. And too broad. And-"

"And about as intelligent as any given sentence you speak?"

"It's so caustic, it burns," Kaito said, rather the hypocrite, "Try again."

"Hmm," Shinichi narrowed his eyes as if he was considering a difficult case and his hand moved to his chin. Kaito found this adorable.

"You're taking this too seriously," he laughed.

"What do you mean?" Shinichi asked obliviously.

Kaito grinned, "Never mind. Did you come to a conclusion?"

"Well," he said, the serious look returning to his face, "As a thief of jewels, you would realize that amount doesn't necessarily mean value or quality. . . But you did ask how much, so. . . It could be related to an action, such as 'I love you enough to (fill in the blank).' If that's the case. . ." His concentration deepened.

"You hopeless detective!" Kaito started laughing again; this time whole-heartedly from his stomach. Shinichi looked down at him, perplexed.

"I love you this much," Kaito said, placing a kiss on Shinichi's lips. He smirked at Shinichi's blush and vanished in KID-style smoke.

Hot-cheeked and nonplussed, Shinichi stared at the lack of Kaito on his lap.

"K-Kaito!"