A/N: I have decided to take a break from my "Invader Tezcatlipoca" story and have decided to work on something else. This will contain headcanons for "The Mr. Men Show", so be wary! And no, despite the suggestive title, it will be appropriate! It's supposed be an homage to "Dirty Beasts", courtesy of Ronald Dahl. I do not own "The Mr. Men Show" or the Mr. Men and Little Miss franchise. "The Mr. Men Show" belongs to Chorion, and the Mr. Men and Little Misses franchise belongs to Adam Hargreaves and Sanrio. The only things that belong to me are the headcanon pets and any OC's! The bold parts (Not the bold AND italic parts) are supposed to be me talking to you in story. (It's like that thing in "The Twilight Zone", you most likely know what I mean) Enjoy the show!
Ah yes, the dog. Now, don't get me wrong, I love dogs, I have one myself as a matter of fact. However, the dog is pretty, uh...not smart. Sniffing at every little thing, barking at every little thing, jumping at every little thing, so on and so forward. However, one dog has something out of the ordinary happen to it. And you are going to hear about it!
Mr. Happy was surprisingly the exact opposite of his usual self! He was anxious. He had taken his lovely beagle dog, Isabella, to the vet when he noticed two odd lumps growing on her sides. He hoped the lumps would turn out to be just something that would go away in time, and in time as in before the annual Dillydale dog show! She had never missed the dog show before, and Mr. Happy wasn't going to let that change anytime soon. (Unless she couldn't go for whatever reason, he would understand why.) He sighed in relief when the vet told him that the lumps didn't seem to indicate anything serious. The vet then told him that tests were taken just in case, and told him to bring Isabella back for checkups on the lumps and also told him to bring her there if the lumps ever got any bigger.
Now, over the next few months, the test results came back, and revealed that nothing was wrong with the dog. This confused the vet and Mr. Happy, but they were happy that nothing was wrong with Isabella. Isabella behaved like she always did. She didn't eat more or less, neither did she drink less or more. That was a relief too. The lumps were still there by the time of the dog show, but Mr. Happy and Isabella still entered, since nothing was wrong with her. Besides, the theme of this year's dog show was to be "interesting". You were to display your dog in an interesting fashion (As in, you dressed up and could also groom your dog in an interesting fashion for display), then have your dog go through an "interesting" course, and, for the finale, you would have your dog perform an "interesting" trick.
Right now, Mr. Happy was anxious as he dressed Isabella as both a Spanish conquistador and a rock star, which is definitely interesting. Would the lumps lower the points she'd receive for display? he thought. Then he thought something positive. Then again, the theme for this dog show is to be interesting! Big lumps on the sides is interesting!
It was time for the displaying part of the contest. Mr. Happy's "Rockin' Lumpy Spanish Conquistador" (Isabella) had scored a good amount of points. He had reassured everyone that the lumps were put there surgically, and they had just appeared, which was true. The dog who scored the most points was Little Miss Whoops's "Egyptian Queen Sultan's Wife", which was her poodle, Lacey. She also admitted Lacey was supposed to be a mixure between a businessman and a wrestler, but she mixed up the costumes and grooming style by mistake. (Talk about a mix-up!)
Then, there came the course part of the challenge. This was easy for Isabella! The squiggly hurdles were no problem for an agile dog like her, and so were the bizarre climbing ladders, and all the other wacky obstacles. If Mr. Strong's German Shepherd puppy Tabitha was old enough to qualify for the dog show, she probably would've been the only one who'd overtake Isabella! Isabella was first to finish, followed by Little Miss Sunshine's "Butterfly Panda", that is, her Cardigan Welsh Corgi named Mr. Puppy, who was followed by Mr. Noisy's "Speakers Lion", that is, his Yorkie named Decibelle, and, dead last, Little Miss Whoops's "Egyptian Queen Sultan's Wife", who you already know about. Lacey came in dead last because she kept running into the hurdles, tripping over the steps of the bizarre ladders, and just running into everything! Lacey clearly wasn't ready for such crazy obstacle courses just yet!
Then, finally, it was time for the trick performing finale. They were certainly interesting tricks! Little Miss Sunshine's "Butterfly Panda" copied the Little Miss's dance moves (which is something strange for dogs to do), Mr. Noisy's "Speakers Lion" actually roared like an actual lion (which is also something strange for dogs to do), and Little Miss Whoops's "Egyptian Queen Sultan's Wife" stood up on her hind legs (something that dogs can actually be trained to do) and then started (of all things) belly dancing! (Which is also something strange for dogs to do.) Well, Lacey tried to, because then she slipped and fell onto Little Miss Whoops!
But what Mr. Happy's "Rockin' Lumpy Spanish Conquistador" did was truely interesting! He had trained her to do an air guitar solo, which she did, as rock music played. When the solo was over, however, something indeed very strange happened! Those two lumps on her sides burst like balloons, and next thing you know, Isabella had a pair of wings! That's right, those lumps were actually wings developing underneath Isabella's skin, and they had sprouted! The audience, judges, and Mr. Happy himself gasped in surprise! Then, Isabella started flapping those wings, and she actually started to fly around! Once she landed, the announcer, who was Little Miss Magic this year, said, "Looking at the judges' scores from all three events, I think we have a winner! Mr. Happy and his flying dog! From the fine display, to the fantastic clearing of the course, to the spectacular trick! I think the judges, and everyone, can agree that Isabella wins!"
This was exciting! and Isabella had won! "Good girl, Isabella! WONDERFUL!"
However, as the audience cheered, they were interrupted by a very angry and rather stubborn-sounding "EXCUSE ME!". It was, of course, Mr. Stubborn. He walked up to where the announcer was, pushed her away, and said, "I believe there has been a mistake! That dog's wings are fake! Everyone knows a dog grows a pair of wings! It does not sprout them!"
"That doesn't even make sense!" someone yelled out. That someone was Mr. Know-Well.
"BE QUIET! I am saying that Mr. Happy has cheated! He does not win!"
"You're not in charge of who wins this dog show, Mr. Stubborn!"
"I don't care if a potato is in charge of who wins! Mr. Happy has cheated, those wings are fake, and so, Mr. Happy does not win!"
"Says who?"
"Says me! And the rules! Faking your trick counts as cheating, and if you cheat, you don't win! SO THERE!"
"You didn't see the wings burst out of those lumps?!"
"THE LUMPS WERE FAKE TOO, IN ADDITION TO BEING CHEAP!"
"Again, your arguement doesn't make sense! If that was true, how would Mr. Happy actually get the wings in the dog?!"
"WITH HIS MAGIC HAPPY POWERS!"
"Excuse me, Mr. Stubborn, but I don't have 'magic happy powers'," Mr. Happy said.
"SEE?!" Mr. Sense argued back. "Your arguements don't make sense!"
"BE QUIET! THIS DOG'S WING ARE NOT ONLY CHEAP, BUT THEY ARE FAKE!"
"SHE FLEW AROUND WITH THOSE WINGS! NO ONE CAN FAKE THAT!"
"THEN MR. HAPPY DID!"
A guard saw what was happening, Mr. Stubborn had got on the announcer's seat and was not asked to go on there. He went over there, and forcefully removed him.
"WILL YOU STOP!? I HAVE AN ARGUEMENT TO FINISH!"
"Sorry, no can do. You kept breaking the rules, I have to remove you," the guard replied.
"THAT DOG'S WINGS ARE CHEAP! THIS WHOLE DOG SHOW IS CHEAP!"
Now, wasn't that something? Some people just won't believe something, even if the contrary is in their faces, because they don't want to believe it. Mr. Happy's dog sprouted wings. Mr. Stubborn didn't want to believe she had actually sprouted wings, even though it was clear the dog did indeed sprout wings. Now, be on the lookout for your dog sprouting wings, because, hey, you never know...
A/N: This one was kind of an homage to "The Cow" from "Dirty Beasts" by Ronald Dahl. Give that a read! Next time, I'll tell you a tale about Little Miss Naughty's ferrets! R&R please! Be contructive, if you will! Good? Good. And be on the lookout for Mr. Know-Well and more Mr. Men and Little Miss OC's of mine! Sorry if it just sort of ended there, I ran out of ideas for that part by then. Now get out of my house! I have other things to do, like brainstorming about the next story!