Written: November 2008

Disclaimer: I doubt neither Frank W. Dixon nor Carolyn Keene (imaginary though they were) was in the habit of writing poems about Frank and Nancy.

Author's Note: Done for a creative Writing course. It's just vague enough to work.

Dedication: To JC, for giving me a couple ideas even though you're a jerk.

Homicide Detectives

The stubble across my shoulder as we jetski

Is more alluring than your arms clinging to my waist

The noise in the back of your throat at my acceleration

Is more rewarding than when you praise me to my face

Your coat smells like your mom's gingerbread cupboards

But only when I'm wearing it

Your car always smells like you just showered in it

Even though there's melted chocolate in the backseat

When your hair looks blue under the streetlights

I always want to see if you still have dandruff

When you fix something expensive and tiny

You're afraid to ask (but do) if you can borrow my steady hands

You hate shaving but you're an expert

And you only have a clean face when we dine in

You love dancing and you have just one left foot

But you'll dance for only me

All the stars cold and hidden behind our breaths

Choose one and pull it down, I say, and you pull me into you

Your mittens Brillo-pad against my cheeks

Cold lips smiling when they touch mine

I wish you could be here just when you wanted

When there's not always a corpse for a third wheel