How To: Get Kicked Out of the Storm Hawks

by Dark-Automaton

Got recruited into a team of teenagers(and one green guy with mental issues), and want out? Well here's a free guide on how to get them to want you gone as much as you want to be! As an added bonus, we'll include a free "How To: Get Kicked Out of the Talons" next!

1. Chapter 1

1. Get "Basket Case" from Green Day stuck in Stork's head.

2. Switch around the labels of Piper's crystal cabinets.

3. Hide all of Finn's records.

4. Scare away every cute and fuzzy animal that approaches Junko.

5. Do all of this in front of Aerrow.

6. Go on a rant on how bullshit the Atmos' physics is.

7. Remind Aerrow that Cyclonis is single.

8. Remind Finn that Ravess is single.

9. Write anonymous love letters to Stork, and spray them with Starling's perfume(Cyclonis' would work too).

10. Ask Aerrow why Lightning Strike was his "ancestor". (AN: I mean, the guy's death could have happened only 10 years ago, right?)

11. Tell Stork he has fangirls.

12. Tell Piper that she has fangirls.

13. Ask to see Piper's crystal collection every five minutes.

14. Make blond/ginger/black/paranoia/jock jokes in front of Finn/Aerrow/Piper/Stork/Junko.

15. Ask Junko why his parents would name him something with only a letter away from "junk".