From the creator of "Hiei the Prostitute", we now bring you
I WON'T Survive
Melissa: Hi there! Yes, I'm the same chick who wrote "Hiei the Prostitute", so you can tell this is going to be wild. ^^
Miyu: And we care because…?
Melissa: I dunno. I just thought you'd like to know 'cause I'm random like that.
Miyu: O_o
Melissa: On with the fic!
Disclaimer: I own Mei, since I am Mei. Kota belongs to A girl and her muses. I don't own YYH or I Will Survive, but I did get a 98 on it during a karaoke session…
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Yusuke laid on his bed, bored out of his mind. "Bored, bored, bored," he said to no one in particular. Atsuko had gone out with her drinking buddies a couple nights before, leaving Yusuke to fend for himself.
"Isn't there a damn thing to do in this house?!" he yelled. There was silence, and then he heard a pile of dirty dishes crash in the kitchen, making him sweat drop.
After about thirty seconds of staring at the ceiling, Yusuke decided to go on the lap top that Atsuko had brought home one night. He didn't know how Atsuko got the lap top, but he decided it was best not to ask.
He signed onto AIM, and found that the following names were in a chat room: Bewaremyslap (Keiko), RoseRedFox (Kurama), RoseRedFox'sStalker (Kota), Psychotic_Yusukeholic (Me!!!), Kittenlvr (Kuwabara), IcePrincess (Yukina), kawaiiferrygirl (Botan), and Hiei (guess who? Lol). He entered the chat room and started to type.
punkhairgel: Hey, guys.
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: YUSUKE!!!!! *glomp*
Bewaremyslap: Get off my Yusuke, Mei! _#
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: Bite me!
Bewaremyslap: I'd rather chop your head off!
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: With a naginata? I love naginatas!
kawaiiferrygirl: o.O()
RoseRedFox'sStalker: Kick her ass, Mei! Woot! lol
RoseRedFox: Calm down, guys.
Bewaremyslap: -_- Fine.
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: -_- I'll kill her later.
Hiei: Can I help?
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: Sure!
Bewaremyslap: O.O
punkhairgel: Uh, yeah… Anyway, I'm having a karaoke party in an hour. You should come over.
Psychotic_Yusukeholic: I'll be there in two minutes! ^-^
Psychotic_Yusukeholic has left the chat room
punkhairgel: o.O
kawaiiferrygirl: o.O
RoseRedFox: o.O
RoseRedFox'sStalker: o.O
Hiei: o.O
IcePrincess: o.O
Kittenlvr: o.O
Bewaremyslap: Yes! She's gone! ^______^
kawaiiferrygirl: lol. When did you get a karaoke machine, Yusuke?
punkhairgel: -_-() Kaasan brought it home the other night. She was drunk.
kawaiiferrygirl: oh.
punkhairgel: So, are you guys coming?
Bewaremyslap: Yep!
RoseRedFox: Sure.
RoseRedFox'sStalker: My Kura-chan's going, so I'm going too!
IcePrincess: I'll come too. ^^
Kittenlvr: I'M GOING WITH YOU, MY ICE PRINCESS!!!
Hiei: *twitch* I'll go, just to save Yukina from that oaf.
IcePrincess: Why would I need to be saved?
Hiei: Never mind.
kawaiiferrygirl: See you soon!
Yusuke signed off and got ready for the party. He walked into the kitchen and noticed that there was a very large amount of dishes and rubble all over the apartment. "This might take a while," he said.
"And that's why I'm here!" a cheery voice came from behind him.
Yusuke turned to see Mei in the living room "M-Mei?! How did you get in here?!"
"Duh!" she responded. "I broke down the door!" she beamed.
Yusuke sweat dropped. "Oi…"
*~*~ One hour later
The entire gang had gathered at Yusuke's still cluttered apartment. You see, Mei didn't help Yusuke clean up. Instead, she glomped him for the entire hour, keeping Yusuke from cleaning.
"WOW, I'm in Yu-chan's apartment!" Mei cried, stars flashing in her eyes. "It's a dream come true!" she exclaimed, randomly stashing a pair of Yusuke's boxers in her purse.
Everyone else just stared at Mei like the psycho she is, except for Kota, who was trying to get a lock of Kurama's hair.
"So, who is singing first?" Yukina asked.
"I am," Yusuke asked, grabbing the microphone and stepping up onto the stage.
"Go, baby, go!" Mei yelled. She ran into a closet and came out wearing a shirt that had Yusuke's picture on it and looking much like a groupie. "BELT IT OUT, YU-CHAN!!!" She held up a crappy looking sign that read "Winner of the YYH Karaoke Contest, Yusuke Urameshi!"
"Will you stop that?!" Keiko yelled at her.
"Make me!" Mei retorted, sticking her tongue out.
"Listen, I'm the only Yusuke-groupie that Yusuke should have. Got it?" Keiko told her, placing a hand on her hip.
"You call yourself a Yusuke-groupie?" Mei asked. "You got the name wrong! Yusuke-groupies are called 'Yusukeholics'!"
"AHEM!" Yusuke said into the microphone. "Can I please get to my song?"
"Gomen, Yusuke!" The two girls said, forcing smiles.
Yusuke shook his head. It wasn't easy for him to be so kawaii. But he forgot all about that when the music started to play. He took a breath and started to sing.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When I found out that I had gone and died
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how that stupid driver did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And now I'm back
From Spirit World
All it took was Koenma's help and a kiss from that one girl"
Mei started to chase Keiko with a spork, a wild gleam in her brown eyes. "Damn you! I wanted to kiss him!"
Keiko ran, covering her head with her arms. "Make her stop!" she pleaded, fear ringing in her voice.
Yusuke sweat dropped and continued to sing.
"I should have never helped out that kid,
I shouldn't have gone into the street,
If I had known for just one second that the car would hit me!
Get my stalker out, make her go away!
Make her turn around now,
'Cause she'll kill me with her glomps someday!"
Everyone burst out into laughter, with the exception of Yusuke (he had to focus on the song rhythm) and Mei, who felt rather offended.
"Well, that's not very nice!" Mei stated. "My glomps aren't lethal!"
Yusuke mouthed the words "Yeah, right" and continued his song.
"When I had died and saw everyone cryin'
Did I crumble?
Do you think I laid down and died?
Oh yes, yes I! I won't survive!
Oh as long as I get hit by that car, I know I'm sure to die
I had all my life to live
And I had all my love to give, and I won't survive
I won't survive, hey, hey…
It took a lot of spirit energy to bring me back to life
Kept trying hard to keep Kuwabaka out of my fights"
Kuwabara was about to run up to the microphone and completely deny the name "Kuwabaka", but Mei and Kota held him back.
"It suits you," Kota told him with a smirk. Kuwabara facefaulted. In the meanwhile, Yusuke had continued his song.
"And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that guy who got hit by a car and died, too (A/n: Yes he is! ^^)
And so I felt like singin' my song
And I expect you to listen to me
And now I'm savin' all my livin' for the times Keiko will slap me"
Keiko's face burned red with embarrassment when Yusuke sang the last line. "Keiko slaps him everyday," Botan pointed out with a grin.
"He always deserves it," Keiko responded sheepishly. Yusuke sweat dropped, seeing as how it was true. He started singing again.
"I should have never helped out that kid,
I shouldn't have gone into the street,
If I had known for just one second that the car would hit me!
Get my stalker out, make her go away!
Make her turn around now,
'Cause she'll kill me with her glomps someday!
When I had died and saw everyone cryin'
Did I crumble?
Do you think I laid down and died?
Oh yes, yes I! I won't survive!
Oh as long as I get hit by that car, I know I'm sure to die
I had all my life to live
And I had all my love to give, and I won't survive
I won't survive, hey, hey…
Oooh, get my stalker out, make her go away!
Make her turn around now
'Cause she'll kill me with her glomps someday
When I had died and saw everyone cryin'
Did I crumble?
Do you think I laid down and died?
Oh yes, yes I! I won't survive!
Oh as long as I get hit by that car, I know I'm sure to die
I had all my life to live
And I had all my love to give, and I won't survive
I won't survive, I won't survive!"
Yusuke finished his song and looked out to his buddies. The girls were cheering and clapping. Mei's voice was obviously the loudest, which made Keiko cringe with jealousy. The guys were snickering and laughing at their usually introverted friend, who had just bared his thoughts oddly enough. Yusuke laughed too, just because it felt really good to get that off of his chest. That, and you have to admit, karaoke is fun!
"WOOT!! Go Yusuke!" Mei and Keiko exclaimed simultaneously. They then turned to each other, daggers flashing between their eyes.
Yusuke gave a cocky grin and bowed. "Hehe, I rock, don't I?"
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Melissa: Okay, it's official, I love the name Mei and I will probably be changing my name to it.
Miyu: You are pathetic.
Melissa: I know. Anyway, should I continue this? If you want me to, tell me in a review. The only problem is that I've run out of songs to spoof. So gimme ideas, onegai! I need the character you want to sing it, and the song you want me to spoof. I'm thinking Kota-chan and I can make "She's a maniac" into "We are stalkers".
Miyu: That's disturbing.
Melissa: I know! So review and tell me what you think. Oh, and should I change my name to Mei (not my penname, but my actual name. You know, go under Mei instead of Melissa?)? Have a nice day! ^_^
-Ai much,
~*Melissa-chan*~