Hello People! I'm going to make another fic.

Sister: WOW!

Squall: what am I doing here?

Your job, and I suggest we get on with it, seeing that Rachel is planting explosives on my door... Here's the fic!

"Hello class, I'm your new teacher Eyes Rutherford. I understand that your previous teacher Zell was captured by Dracula. What was the class doing before he was captured?" asked a young man with shoulder length silver hair and blue eyes. He had an extremely bad British accent, and it was difficult to tell what the Bishonen Pianist was actually saying.

"Learning about the Sorceress War, sir," said a student in the back.

"That rubbish? Well anyway turn your ruddy pages to pg. 56 and read until—WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING!" shouted Eyes, shocked.

"Eating lunch, why?" replied the student with half a sandwich in his mouth.

"You are the worst students I'VE HAD IN TEN BLOODY YEARS, AND EVEN THEN THEY WERE DRUNKS WHO WERE CHUCKED OUT OF EVERY BLOODY PUB WITHIN 200 MILES!" Eyes pulled out his knife and threw it at a student who was sneaking into class. "Late, are we? You have no excuse, detention!"

The bell rang 2 minutes later and the headmaster came in, telling the students they were to have a SeeD field exam in tomorrow.

"Eyes, may I talk to you for a second?"

"Yes Headmaster Squall?"

"You remember that you were going to have an exchange student from America coming tomorrow? Well, forget about it," Squall sighed. "She came a day early and is going to participate in the SeeD Exam. I need you to get her a GF today so she could participate in the slaughterhouse."

"Sure, why not? Where do you suggest getting one?"

"The materia that Cloud-Sama brought with him can be transformed into them; we have an unlimited supply. This one will be in the old tower. Well, here's your knife back, good throw," Squall said tossing it to him, "You're official license of being an instructor is with your knife."

"So what is the GF?"

"I believe Quezacotl, that a problem?"

"No, Sir. Does she have any other GFs?"

"No, this is her first, and can you get her off my leg!"

"Squall! My Squall! Mine, mine, MINE!!"

Eyes grabbed the crowbar and pried her off Squall. "Is she right in the head?"

"Supposed to be... Well, anyway, it wasn't on the med records. Oh yeah, we have 3 more students too: Mike, Selena, and Riku."

"Where are they?"

"Well, Mike went to do a fight with, I think, Diablos or Odin. Selena and Riku are getting the Brothers and Carbuncle."

"All by themselves?"

"For Mike, yeah. Selena and Riku I think are going together."

"Ok, I'll get the girl her GF, and we'll be at peace at least for a few hours," Eyes said hopefully

"Thank God for that." Squall said.

"Oh Squall, when's the wedding?" asked Eyes sarcastically.

"Shut up you," Squall said turning red.

"Why? Anyway, who are we fighting for this time?"

"I believe it's the Dollet place again... They always are at war with someone. I'll have to get back to you about that," and with that, Squall left.

"NO! MY SQUALL-CHAN!" Rachel cried.

To be continued

Will Rachel see Squall again?

Who are these mysterious people Mike, Selena and Riku?

And WILL YOU REVIEW!