"How'd you get your player to do that, then?" squinted Jamie, poking frustratingly at the game controller.
"Turns out it's quite simple, really," blustered the Doctor, guiding Jamie's hands into the correct gaming position, "all you have to do is press up, down, up, down, left, right, right, left, A, B, A, B, and start, to choose the creature you want to use in battle, see?"
"You know something, Doctor," Jamie smiled, capturing the Doctor's hands in his own, "I choose you."