The Hetalian Interviews

by Hetalia12

Welcome to the wonderful world of Hetalia yaoi pairings! This is where I, host of Hetalian Love-RU will interview my favorite pairings, from NiChu to PruAus. This is going to start as MY OTP's, so if you don't like it, I'm sorry. However, if you would like me to continue a pairing or a pairing you like, I would be willing to do so. For now, just enjoy.

1. Chapter 1

WELCOME, FELLOW HETALIANS! THIS IS YOUR HOST, TAMMY VU, WITH HER CRACKTASTIC PAIRINGS EVERY WEEK! FIRST UP, PRUAUS...

FIRST WE HAVE PRUSSIA, THE GERMAN ALBINO!

PRUSSIA: I AM AWESOME!

THEN WE HAVE AUSTRIA, YOUR FAVORITE ARISTOCRAT!

AUSTRIA: PRUSSIA, WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?

PRUSSIA: BECAUSE TAMMY IS AWESOME!

THANK YOU! AND NOW FOR THE INTERVIEW!

FIRST OFF, WE WILL INTERVIEW PRUSSIA. SO, PRUSSIA, NOW THAT YOU REPRESENT EVERYONE WHO REBELS AGAINST SOMETHING, HOW DO SURVIVE?

PRUSSIA: I STAY AT AUSTRIA'S AND BE AWESOME. AND I GOT TO WEST AS WELL. AND BE AWESOME. AND AUSTRIA'S IS MORE AWESOME.

WOW, AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LIVING WITH AUSTRIA?

PRUSSIA: AUSTRIA IS SORTA CHEAP... HE BUYS REALLY CHEAP FOOD. AND PLAYS PIANO LIKE CRAZY. OTHER THAN THAT, HE IS AWESOME. LIKE ME.

SO YOU GET TO SEE HIM EVERYDAY?

PRUSSIA: AND EVERY NIGHT. *NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK*

HELL YEAH, MY SHIP HAS FUCKING SAILED! SO HOW ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARD AUSTRIA?

PRUSSIA: HE MAKES CHEAP FOOD TASTE GOOD, HELPS PATCH UP MY UNDERWEAR FOR SOME REASON, AND IS AWESOME. OTHER THAN THAT, I CAN'T TELL YOU. THAT WOULD BE UNAWESOME.

ALRIGHT THEN. SO WOULD YOU KISS AUSTRIA ON THE LIPS FOR THE FANGIRLS?

PRUSSIA: WHEN?

*STAMPEDE OF FANGIRLS WITH CAMERAS COME IN*

NOW!

PRUSSIA: *KISSES AUSTRIA ON THE LIPS AND GRINS, AUSTRIA BLUSHES FURIOUSLY.*

AUSTRIA: DON'T DO THAT, IDIOT!

FANGIRLS: EEEEEE! XD

AUSTRIA, YOU TSUNDERE. ALRIGHT, PRUSSIA YOU ARE DONE! AUSTRIA, WHAT IS IT LIKE WITH PRUSSIA AT YOUR HOUSE?

AUSTRIA: PRUSSIA? HE'S LOUD.

*FACEPALMS* NO DUH. SO HOW DO FEEL ABOUT IT.

AUSTRIA: HE'S SO... ANNOYING.

AUSTRIA, I BELIEVE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

AUSTRA: WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

YOU LOOOOVE HIM.

AUSTRIA: DON'T BE STUPID! *BLUSHIES*

I DON'T THINK THAT WASN'T TRUE...AUSTRIA...TELL THE TRUTH.

AUSTRIA: THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. HMPH!

SO TSUNDERE... WOULD YOU KISS PRUSSIA ON THE LIPS NOW?

AUSTRIA: HE ALREADY DID THAT TO ME!

DOES THAT MEAN YOU WON'T KISS HIM?

PRUSSIA: C'MON RODDIE * LEANS CLOSE AND WHISPERS* JUST ONE KISS..

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AUSTRIA: F-FINE!

*AUSTRIA PECKS PRUSSIA'S LIPS... AND PRUSSIA PULLS HIM THEY LEAN IN WITH A HEATED FIGHT OF DOMINANCE*

WE'LL LEAVE THOSE TO ALONE. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ROOM, PLEASE POST IT. OTHERWISE, I'LL JUST DO MY NEXT PAIRING. SEE YOU THEN!