The man turned into a goat and went onto an island and called it 'Goat Island'. Dean, Sam, and Castiel heard about the slaughtered victims left behind by the goat on 'Goat Island' and went to research. A sexy dude was being a vessel for Gabriel because Gabriel is a sexy mofo. The sexy dude was really just a distraction though because Richard Speight Jr is the vessel for Gabriel (The sexy dude is actually dead).
"IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US! IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!" sang Sam. But Sam could not sing because he was born tone-deaf. The goat heard his song and mistook it for a goat mating call. So did Dean and Castiel. So they went to Montana on a couples getaway to give Sam and the goat some privacy.
When they checked into the motel in Montana they got the Honeymoon Suite and told the manager not to disturb them. The manager said "Sure, want to buy some dope?"
They went to their room and were passionately making out when there was a knock on their closet. Dean screamed and jumped into Cass' arms. Castiel approached the closet and opened the door. Out came Annie. "Threesome?" she asked.
"NO I DON'T SHARE!" Cas yelled and sent her to Gabriel.
But then a man with a gun killed Dean.
Castiel cried and obliterated everyone on the planet except for Sam and Gabriel. Then he commited suicide. Dean came back to life and saw that Castiel was dead so he killed himself too (it was all Friar Lawrence's fault).
The only remaining human beings on the earth (well technically human in the physical sense) were Sam and Gabriel.
Sam and Gabriel were the best of friends, all through their highschool days. Both members of the 4H club; both active in the FFA. After graduation, Sam went out looking for a bright, new world. Gabriel looked all around this town and all he found was Jimmy Novak.
Well it wasn't two weeks after they got married that Gabriel started getting abused. He put on dark glasses and long-sleeved blouses and make-up to cover his bruises. Well, he finally got the nerve to file for divorce and let the law take it from there. But, Jimmy walked right through that restraining order and put him in intensive care.
Right away Sam flew in from Atlanta on a red eye midnight flight. He held Gabriel's hand and they worked out a plan and it didn't take them long to decide…Jimmy Novak had to die.
So, they gave Jimmy Novak to Lucifer. Now that they were alone, they decided that they were in love. They couldn't get married because Castiel killed all of the priests so they decided to have a child, ordain him as a priest, and make the child marry them in 10 – 12 years.
Sam soon gave birth to a daughter but that is not what they wanted so they put her up for adoption.
Later, Sam had a son and they named it Jesus Christ: Superstar.
Which is ironic because he would later turn out to be the anti-Christ.
The End.
Or is it?
p.s. dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr.