One tim micke mouse an his pals goofy and donad wer walkin thru the park n they saw their good buddys from japan game kindom harts. heya sora! screamed mickey reale loud in to soro's ear. 'OUCH mickey, you were hurtin my eardrums said sora in a callous voice. that because youre a faggit! yelled mikey and he puled of soras underpants. "oh my" sed goofy, what a queer penis u hav sora. then goofy shot himself becus sora made him gay n that is a deadli sin.
"Look what u did to my pal u litl bich!' yeled mickey. sora was cryin cuz goofi was a good fuk budy when alive, but not when dead. his ass was just to cold and lumpy wen ded. now im gonna mak yuo pay! said mikey. he was getting a fat mousey boner in his pnsats, and sora was aprehensiv. "no mickye! u mustnt do dat! were best friends!" then mickey shot sora in the head, n then teh chest, n den the nuts. the ultimet betrayal of frenship and trust. no more kindgim hearts games, no more fiting bad guys side by side like the old days. just cold dark emptines and lonliness. even mikey felt rele bad about it. 'oh sora, wat hav I done to u my pore child! cried mikey. he held his dead friend in his arms, n was criying a lot. I wil never forget u, my dear frend." then he buried him.
to bee continu in chaptre two….