One day, early in the morning, Shira was sitting on the Faces of the Hokage when┘

???: YES I CAN!

???: NO YOU CAN▒T!

???: YES I CAN!

???: NO YOU┘

Shira: What are you morons fighting about?!

Naruto and Kiba were holding each other in a headlock. They let each other go and just start staring.

Shira: Are you guys dumb or something? Answer the question. Naruto: ┘

Kiba: Um┘.we were┘ OK we were fighting because he said he could beat me in anything and we both no that▓s not true.

Shira: That▓s the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Naruto: Yeah, and why▓s that! I could beat him!

Kiba: He▓s right, but he has it backwards.

They try to go after each other again but┘.

Shira: Stupid little boys, just go home.

They both stop and start walking away.

Shira: Ah man that reminds me, I gotta go too.(walks off)

Naruto: (runs up to her) Hey sis, no fair! Mom said you couldn▓t do that anymore.
Shira: Well, Mom▓s not here is she lil bro?

Naruto: You do know I▓m older than you right?

Shira: Not mentally your not.

Naruto: Man, I should seriously hurt you!

Shira: I▓d like to see you try.

Naruto: (goes to punch her)

???: (grabs them)

Naruto: Oh my gosh! Dad!

Minato: Son, what are you doing?

Naruto: (looked down and starts mumbling)

Minato: (sighs) Look, just apologize and we can forget about it.

Naruto: I▓m sorry, but Dad we both know Shira▓s only my half┘mmmmmm┘.

Shira: (looks up at Minato) Daddy what was he going to say?

Naruto: (pulls free) I was saying we were half┘.

Minato: Naruto, your Mother wants you.

Naruto: Mom▓s on a mission.

Minato: I meant your sensei, now go.(glaring at him)

Naruto: (runs off)

Shira: Daddy, what was he talking about?

Minato: Nothing sweetheart, but shouldn▓t you be practicing?

Shira: Ah, Dad do I have to?

Minato: Toshiro gets bored at least play with them, so the house doesn▓t get destroyed.

Shira: Yes Daddy.(walks off) Man, why do they wander so much?
(jumps onto the mansion) Kira! Toshiro!

In the distance she hears howling and screaming.

Shira: What the heck?! (running toward the Academy)

As she gets closer she sees Shikamaru.

Shika: Hey, Shira. Your dogs are at the Academy, and Iruka-sensei is not happy. You▓d better hurry!

Shira: OK, but aren▓t you gonna come and help, and why is your face so red?

Shika: (backing away) Ahhhh┘. No reason, and no I have to finish my mission.

Shira: Weren▓t you subbing at the Academy?

Shika: No, my classes ended, so┘

Shira: But┘

Shika: No┘Ahhhh┘Lord Fourth said he wanted me to┘

Shira: But, my Dad was at the Academy, wasn▓t he?

Shika: Yeah, that▓s when he told me to leave.

Shira: But why?

Shika: Man, ask a lot of questions. I would so totally love to answer them, but┘. I gotta go.(runs off)

Shira: Boy▓s are weird.

She gets to the academy┘

Shira: Why the windows Tori? Man, Daddy is not gonna be happy with me. (looking around) Well, at least everyone got out OK. Toshiro! Kira! Come here guys.

A black dart jumped on her.

Shira: Hey Kira. Good girl. Now where▓s Toshiro?
Kira: (looking up)

Shira: (looks up) Toshiro, I see you. Come here boy.

Toshiro: (jumps off the roof)

Shira: Man, what is he thinking?! (jumps up and catches him)

Toshiro: (licking her)

Shira: I love you too, but we gotta get outta here before they come back.

???: Before who comes back?
Shira: Ah, crap. Hey Dad. Hey Iruka. How were your days.

Iruka: Cut it Shira. (looking around) He really did it this time.
Do you have any control over him?

Shira: Yeah, but he▓s a show-off, so he▓s always pulling stupid stuff like this.
Kira: (looked up) (nudges Shira)

Shira: (looks over) Ah, Shiro. I didn▓t mean it. I just had to say it so we wouldn▓t get in trouble┘.oh boy┘.

Minato: (looks down at her) Honey get Shiro and Kira and let▓s go home. (sighs) I▓m sorry Iruka. We▓ll get the windows fixed, but for now school closed. There▓s too much glass for any one to go in there.

Iruka: Yes, sir. Thank-you, sir.

After a long talk┘

Minato: You can come down when your Mother comes home.

Shira: Yes, sir.