My boys
Disclaimer: I don't own nor ever owned Naruto, nor any other character attack prop. But if I did I would make that show so worth watching.
Chapter 1
Die hard rock star
I always get stuck doing dumb shit for those fuckers…and I call them my best friends.
I'm fucking stuck here with a sadistic, pale freak…a good looking freak, but a freak nonetheless.
I didn't have much time to mentally curse them out considering the fact that I was blindfolded, and facing the window that I knew mirrored Oscar's room; the same room that all the guys were in, watching like it was the best damn show on TV.
"Hey beautiful, it's for you," Sai said with a nasty, and perverted, little laugh. He put the phone near my ear and I heard Shika's voice: "Jeez Naru, we are so sorry. We'll figure out a way to get you out of this-"
"Enough!" The phone was taken away from my ear and placed elsewhere.
"Dobe, it's time to pay," came the cold, deadly voice of the bastard whose house I had broken into a moment ago…
…the house of the bastard otherwise known as Sasuke Uchiha!
Die hard rock star
"Wait up, Kiba! We all don't take a jog every morning with our dogs!" I yelled, trying to keep up with my obviously fast friend. "Get back here, dog breath!"
We reached Shikamaru's house in five minutes and banged on the door. As we wait, I take in my surroundings. I've been going to Shika's house every since I was eight, but it STILL creeps me out!!! Not his house, but the neighborhood itself. Everything was made to mirror the object across from it. They even had two mirroring playgrounds. Across from Shika was the house of the infamous Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke was the sexiest, coolest, die hard rock star, who was currently sporting the newest Chrysler 300. His black, and polished, window mirrored Oscar's room window.
The poor bastard…
Oscar was Shika's half brother and they were nothing alike. Shikamaru was smart and lazy. Oscar was perverted, sadistic, and horny. Oscar was particularly attracted to Sasuke and enjoyed the sights that one could see from his window. But it was rare that lucky shit like that ever happen. The Uchiha prick always has a different lover every night, and always closes the portal before the action happens. That's why we called Sasuke's window 'the portal', because his room was like a portal to a new dimension. We've been using that name every since we were thirteen.
I was yanked out of my thoughts, literally, when Oscar opened the door and pulled me inside. He dragged me upstairs as Kiba followed close behind. We soon reached a door reading Ima love machine. The whole gang was there: Shikamaru, Haku, Rock Lee, and my second best friend in the world, Morris.
But why were we here?
"We're all here because of our idol—" Oscar began.
"Your idol…" Morris corrected, irritated.
Oscar glared angrily at Morris before continuing. "MY idol Sasuke Uchiha is having sex…with his window open!" Oscar exclaimed happily.
We all groaned loudly while Oscar pouted and opened the blinds, revealing the open window of the prick that we have all come to adore. Sasuke's back was facing the portal and he was shirtless. His pale skin rippled with every move of his muscles, his hair was so dark black that it could almost be considered blue, and his pants were hugging his ass. He was tongue kissing someone, hard and deep. They weren't kissing or frenching; they were face fucking.
The other boy moved around him and pulled down his pants. The dude didn't even wear underwear. He turned around and faced us in his glorious nudity. We all were literally fighting to get a better view of the portal; an opportunity like this was too hard to come by. His pubic hair was so perfect…as if he trimmed it or something. It was even and straight and…and…Sai was licking his thighs?
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SLUT DOING WITH SASUKE!?!" We all exclaimed, but quickly returned to the show at hand. Sai was currently given our idol head. I was upset with the fact that it was Sai, but it was still a wonderful sight.
Sasuke's head fell back from pleasure; his chest rose and fell quickly, his eyes were closed, and his beautiful, pink tongue popped out barely to wet those sexy, pink lips. Suddenly, the Uchiha prick looked out of his window and stared directly at us. We froze in terror, and in that second, it was as if those sinful eyes were eating me alive. Then the eyes moved away.
We waited all of two minutes before Oscar got up to check. "Ah man, he's closing his portal…" Oscar groaned.
"Good." Morris said, straightening out his pants. We were all obviously sporting erections. That was one hell of a show, and we needed something to get us off our high.
"Hey pussies, let's play truth or dare." Kiba suggested. It wasn't a half bad idea; it did get us unexcited…
"I'll go first" Haku yelled.
"No, this one goes to 'Mr. I locked eyes with the prick', Naruto. How about you take the first one?" Oscar interrupted.
Haku pouted; he seemed to like the perverted dares Kiba and Oscar made for him. "But I want to go first"
"Don't worry, dude. You can suck Morris off later. Just wait for Naruto to finish his dare. Naruto, your dare is to sneak into the idol's house, and steal a pair of his underwear. And I'll know if it's not his, because I am his number one stalker." Oscar challenged.
"You want me to what?" I stuttered. "I C-CAN'T—" Just remembering that look of undeniable lust aimed at me made my heart stop. "Okay," I found myself saying before I could figure out why. "I'll do it."
How do I let my so called friends get me into this kind of shit?
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This is like 4 months over due…yeah sorry. I never really checked my mail very thoroughly at school. But yeah I'm an idiot do not blame my beta (mickey8071) thanks…sorry for being a burden. And she'll probably drop me and all. But hell ppl my dad just died four months ago!!! So yeah expect it.
Uke-chan.