Viva Las Vegas!

By dark-angel-rising

Summary: The hikari's think that the Yami's need a holiday so they send them on vacation. Unfortunately, the Yami's got on the wrong plane and are now in fabulous Las Vegas! Will the hikari's find them before the three spirits destroy the city?

Chapter 1

Yugi Motou, a short boy of sixteen years with tri-coloured spiky hair and large violet eyes watched his other half sit on the couch and watch TV. He sighed. His yami really needed to get out of the house more. That was why he, Malik Ishtar, and Ryou Bakura came up with their wonderful plan. They would send their yamis away to Hawaii, where they could have fun and relax. Tentatively he walked into the living room,

"Hey Yami," he said uncertainly, "er… how are you?"

His other half looked at Yugi sadly. "I'm sooooo bored!" Yami whined, flinging the remote across the room. "There is absolutely nothing to do!"

Yugi grinned inside. Perfect!

"Well you're in luck, Yami, because me Ryou and Malik are sending you, Marik, and Bakura to fabulous Hawaii!" He exclaimed sounding like a TV commercial.

"WHAT!"

Yugi winced as his Yami jumped off the couch, staring at him with wide rudy-red eyes. Yami was definetly taking this harder than expected. "Yugi! Do you honestly wish me dead! They'll kill me! They'll feed me to the sharks!" The dark spirit was nearly hysterical, groveling on his knees in front of Yugi.

Suddenly, a flash of light from the doorway startled the two. When they looked up, they saw Ryou Bakura, a white-haired boy and his darker counterpart, Bakura leaning against the doorframe, the latter of which holding a camera in his hands. Yami stared in horror and shock at the other dark spirit before launching himself at the tomb robber. Ryou looked at the two yami's fighting with a raised eyebrow. He slowly turned to Yugi, "I take it that he didn't take the news well?"

Yugi nodded vigorously, "Oh yeah."

Yami was still clutching to Yugi when they were at the airport. He watched the other two yami's whispering to each other and often shooting sinister glances at him. He whimpered like a wounded dog and tried to hide behind Yugi. The shorter boy rolled his eyes, clearly annoyed and embarrassed by his yami's behaviour.

"Yami! Will you get off! People are staring!" He nodded to the passerby's who were all staring and pointing at Yami.

The ancient Pharaoh immediately straightened up, but still refused to be near the other two.

"Yugi, how can you do this to me?" He whispered at his hikari. "They'll kill me. Please just let me stay!"

Yugi shook his head. "No Yami. You need to spend more time with people your age."

The pharaoh whimpered again but was dragged over to the others by his frustirated hikari. Ryou was giving the yami's their boarding passes,

"Okay, your gate is number 15 over there," he pointed in the direction of a large crowd of people. "are you guys even listening?" He asked in exasperation. Yami was still clinging to Yugi, Bakura was stealing stuff from Malik's pocket and Marik was practicing his diabolical evil laugh. So that was a no.

He rolled his eyes and shoved the boarding passes into the yamis' hands. "Just go."

They said goodbye to their yamis, Yugi desperately trying to pry a sobbing and clingy Yami off, while Malik and Marik were taking turns punching each other goodbye.

"Bye guys!" Ryou called after the retreating backs of their darker halves.

Malik turned to the other two. "Do you think they'll destroy the hotel?"

Ryou shrugged, "Probably."

Yugi nodded in agreement. "Yeah."

Meanwhile…

"Sooooo which gate to we go to again?" Yami asked, finally over his little bout of hysteria. Marik shrugged carelessly.

"Be damned if I know." In front of them, Bakura growled angrily, leading the way to some gate where lots of people were going in to.

"Tomb Thief, do you know where you're leading us?" Yami asked uncertainly.

"No. But I'm smart, unlike you." He said, smirking at Yami. "Hawaii is popular and lots of people go there, so this must be the gate to Hawaii."

Marik shrugged again, and followed Bakura eagerly to the gate. Yami then realised that he was left alone and started chasing the other two yamis calling out,

"Hey guys! Wait for me!"

Soon the three spirits were comfortably seated in the plane….

"Hey! Marik! Stop breathing on me!"

"But I wanna see how high up we are!"

"Idiot, we haven't even taken off yet!"

"Pharaoh, take your damned elbow out of my eye!"

"I would if Marik would stop trying to rape me."

"Puh-leese, you wish."

"Hey, uh, buddy, can you stop poking my leg with your finger?"

"That's no finger…"

"EWWWWW!"

"Will you PLEASE stop drooling on my clothes!"

"Sorry."

The airplane seats were highly uncomfortable, and Yami Bakura and Marik were squished together, far too close for comfort.

"As soon as I get off this plane, and get the feeling back in my legs, I'm sooooo suing!" Yami moaned, trying to breathe.

Marik grunted in responce, "How far is it to Hawaii again?"

The man in the seat in front of them turned around. "This plane isn't going to Hawaii, boys."

The three looked up at him, confused, "Then where is going?" Yami dared to ask.

The plane that was flying over the Pacific Ocean suddenly shuddered as a terrified

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!" filled the air.

A/N: soooo? What d'ja think? I know this is a little short, but I'm kinda in a rush to post this so yeah…

Anyway, review and receive candy and brownies! (and broccoli and cauliflower if you flame)

See ya later,

DAR