Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Inuyasha, nor am I obtaining monetary profit from writing this freaky drabble thing…
Warnings/Notes/Rating: As crack-ish as this drabble thing is, it does sort of have a…back story? I don't think you have access to the previous drabble Saku wrote for the Snape/Jaken drabble I challenged her to write a few years ago, but this is a very vague companion ficlet to that. She finally took her revenge on me for giving her that prompt, and this is a taste of my own medicine. Don't take this thing seriously. I love Snape dearly. I'm not much of a fan of Jaken (Sesshomaru's servant kappa from the Inuyasha universe). I don't know if the kappa's saliva actually has hallucinogenic properties in Japanese myth (my bet, not), but even with writing something this crack-ish I had to have some sort of…logical basis for writing. And if not a hallucinatory nightmare, what else? Or is it a nightmare? Also, I listened to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" on repeat…as it is one of the weirdest songs I know…and I guess this drabble also spawned from that song. Eh… I guess this is T?
Saku's Drabble Wars Prompt: Snape/Jaken- Surprised meetings, he felt he had known this creature before him from somewhere- like a nightmare that he had been kissed by him before.
A Kappa's Kiss
By Yo; Written 1.2.15; About 275 words; Posted to ffdotnet 3/31/15
Snape stared down disbelieving at the kappa—a frog-like demon creature from Japanese folklore, his mind supplied him, even in this most strange situation. His hands fisted into his black robe and he tried to back up slowly. His back hit solid stone wall, and he realized he was still in the cool dungeons of Hogwarts. He reached for his wand, not taking his eyes off the creature in front of him, but his hand came up empty.
Strange shapes began to cloud in front of his eyes, ridiculous indeterminable shapes made of rainbow colors, and his legs started to quiver beneath him. His breath started to come in pants as he fell to his knees. Sweat began beading down his neck, and everything started echoing in his head. A shifting of cloth rung through him and he jerked toward the noise with hyperfocus. His attention found the frog-like creature, and he could've sworn he'd seen this creature before, had been kissed by it even. He could've sworn that had been one of the worst nightmares he'd ever had…
"My Prince…" It croaked at him and began approaching him and all he could do was stare at it.
"This…is not…real…" He panted.
"Oh but it is. You're under the influence of my saliva. It has drug inducing properties that can make one hallucinate when one comes into contact with it," The creature said, sounding so logical.
The frog-like creature was very close to his face now and didn't hesitate to kiss him again. Snape was frozen.
The creature pulled away and whispered into his ear, "I am Jaken, and you are my Prince."
And Snape blacked out…
Owari/Fin