"Sasuke!!!!!!!!!!! Come back, Orochimaru doesn't love you like I do! Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs while running after him as fast as his legs could take him.
"Aaaaah, what is WRONG with you! Stop chasing me and telling me you love me you weird freak!" Sasuke screamed back while running away from Naruto.
"I'll never stop loving you! Even if you do go to Orochimaru, help him take over Konaha, and kill everyone in the village, because I'll always be there for you!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs with his arms outstretched in front of him and hearts in his eyes.
"You better stop chasing after me or I swear I will use my fireball jutsu and burn ya ass!"
"Hmmm just be gentle Sasuke- kun!"
"Gahhhh"
Then Sasuke spotted Sakura.
"Yess" Sasuke thought "maybe she can get this nutcase away from me." "Sakura tell Naruto to stop chasing me."
"Ohhh Sasuke! I just love you sooo much!" she started chasing him right next to Naruto.
Great, how do I lose these idiots! Sasuke thought. I know!
"ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIIII HELP ME!!!!" less than a second Itachi appeared in front of Sasuke.
"What's wrong little brother?"
"Naruto and Sakura are chasing me, oh no here they come!"
"Sasuke, Sasuke, come back we love you!" they both chanted. As soon as Itachi saw this he grabbed Sasuke by the waist and held him close to his body, he then glared at Naruto and Sakura. When the two idiots saw Itachi they skidded to a halt.
"Itachi have you come to give Sasuke back to me?" Naruto asked
"No he's mine!" Sakura whined
Then Itachi showed his sharingon and the two fighting ninjas shut up.
"Sasuke is mine, all mine" Itachi said with a deep serious voice.
"That's right" Sasuke agreed with a nod of his head. Then the Uchihas disappeared.
One hour later
"Hey Sakura I think I found where Sasuke is". They crept along near a river and peeked behind a tree.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh" both got a nosebleed and then fell on the ground unconscious.
"Did you hear something?" Itachi asked, Sasuke shook his head no. Itachi smirked "Oh well. Now where was I?" he caressed Sasuke's cheek and continued to kiss him.