bDisclaimer:/b Original version of the song is Marilyn Manson's I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Likes Me) and belongs to him. All Tolkien's characters belong to Tolkien.

bI Don't Like the Rings (But This Ring Likes Me)/b

iGollum: I don't like the Rings, but this Ring likes me!
Norm life, Frodo,
We're coming to this Mordor
And our way is getting harder!
Norm life, Sammy,
I'm quiet, staying out
It's no time for stealing something...
i(to Frodo):/i You and I underdosed and we both need the Ring. It's making us better, teaching be great oh, yeah... It teachs to be real the best!
I don't like the Rings, but this Ring likes me!

Norm life, Frodo,
We're Mordor's unforgivens
Morgul-tested and are praying,
Norm life, Sammy,
We're going to the hell and
Hidding from horrific beings...
Norm life, Hobbits
And we again get up
After fifteen minutes of peace...
Hate ya, Hobbits
We're looking like the foolish
Heroes-elves-suiciders!

i(to Frodo):/i You and I underdosed and we both need the Ring. It's making us better, teaching be great oh, yeah... It teachs to be real the best!
I don't like the Rings, but this Ring likes me!