A/N - I've had 'I Kissed a Girl' by Katy Perry stuck in my head for about a week... so, here we have yet another Sid and Mot fic (though this is more Sid than Mot), this time featuring Blink and Link (my lovely twins) and Meat! This one comes with a little fem-slash warning, but I hope you enjoy it! Oh, and reviews are wonderful things...
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"Pathetic"
"Yup"
"They're just..." Sid trailed off, trying to find the right word.
"Pathetic?" Meat offered.
"You said it" she sighed, watching the group of girls giggle annoyingly over the twins in front of them.
"I guess we can't blame them... they're just naturally stupid" Meat shook her head, drinking from the bottle in her hand.
"The GaGa girls or the twins?"
"Erm..." the blonde thought for a moment, setting the bottle on the floor. "Both" they both laughed, watching Blink and Link entertain the group of purple, black and red clad girls. The boys' looks of amusement soon turned to annoyance, however, when it looked like the girls were trying to subtly grope them.
"Careful, ladies, those boys are taken!" Sid shouted, grinning.
"By you?" One of the girls, who looked like a complete clone of Scaramouche, asked, looking disgusted.
"Nah" The twins said, identical smirks spreading.
"Then by who?" Another girl, this time Scara with blonde and pink hair asked. Sid and Meat grinned at each other, before Meat called over.
"By each other" The other girls looked confused for a minute, before Link (trying his hardest not to laugh) pushed his brothers' hair from his eyes, planting a quick kiss on his lips.
"Oh... my... god..." The girls all said in unison, faces showing a mix of confusion, disgust, and even excitement.
"She did tell you" Blink said, both of them still fighting back laughter.
"They never believe me" Meat said with a pout.
"Aw, poor baby" Sid laughed, putting an arm around the older girls shoulders.
"But that was so..." one of the GaGa's trailed off, unable to find the right word.
"Hey, you think that's bad..." Link grinned evilly, looking over at Sid and Meat. "You should see those two go at it"
"...What?"
"Yeah, what?" Sid repeated, looking genuinely confused.
"Why not give 'em a little demonstration, girls" Blink matched his brothers' grin.
"Why don't you shove it up your-" Sid started to respond, but was cut off by a pair of lips pressing against hers. She was vaguely aware of the GaGa girls tutting and walking away, but for some reason - maybe the alchohol she'd been drinking, or maybe the fact that she was kissing the woman she'd, in Motley's words, "fancied the pants off" for a few months now - she really hadn't cared less in her life. It was only when they were seriously lacking in oxygen that the two Bohemians actually broke apart, laughing.
"Well 's about time" A voice called, and they both looked up to see Mot standing with the twins, grinning widely.
"Eh?" Meat raised an eyebrow, causing Mot to snort with laughter.
"God you're oblivious... Sidders here's had a lickle crush on you for ages"
"Really?" Meat asked, turning back to Sid with a grin.
"Yeah... though 'crush' makes me sound like an eight year old" Sid shrugged, then recieved another kiss from the blonde.
"Aww" Blink and Link laughed, while Mot rolled her eyes.
"Get a room"
"Sounds like a plan" Sid said, smirking.