The Weakest Wizard

by ParvatiPatil13

**CHAPTER 5 IS UP!!!!*** Well...there are 8 students from Hogwarts that are on a Weakest Link type show. McGonagall is hosting. I draw the 'weakest link' out of a hat (well, not literally, but ya know what I mean) so the person that gets out can be ANYONE

1. Chapter 1

THE WEAKEST WIZARD---THE SHOW

(A/N) This is when 8 people from Hogwarts join the Weakest Link type show...heh heh heh…this will be good. even though the 1st chapter isnt too funny...the others will be. McGonagall is the host and she is supposed to be evil to the contestents so she is. LoL. I am picking the weakest link by putting names into a hat and drawing them (well, not literally, but you get my drift) So this means that even Hermonie or Harry might be out the first round!! ~~Enjoy~~

McGonagall: Hello, this is Minerva McGonagall, host of The Weakest Wizard. Tonight, we have all sorts of characters on our show and I will introduce them...now. *TURNS TO HARRY*

We all know Harry Potter. Mr. Potter, a fifth year at Hogwarts, is majoring in ...Quidditch and Defense Against the Dark Arts (hmmm, try to bring up that Transfiguration grade, Potter) Mr. Potter, what are your thoughts of being here?

Harry- I'm just glad to be here, Professor. I really hope I go far. *waves at camera* Hi, Sirius! (oops...i didnt say that..heh heh)

McGonagall: Right. Well, on with the next contestent. Ron Weasly, another 5th year at Hogwarts. Mr. Weasly is majoring in Charms. Mr. Weasly, do you think you can *ahem* win this game? Or will your poor excuse for a brain let you down, again?

Ron- *sneers* Well, Professor, I'll try my best. Just make sure none of the questions are too hard. *waves at camera* Hi, Hermonie. Love you!

Hermonie- I'm right here stupid.

Ron- Oh, right. *turns to Hermonie* Well, love you neways.

McGonagall- And that brings us to our 3rd contestent. Hermonie Granger. Miss Granger is majoring in....geez...everything! Miss Granger (you dirty little suck up) you obviously think that you will win this game, hands down, right?

Hermonie- *blushes* Well, professor, of course I won't answer every answer correctly....but my probabilty is I will answer 98.749325% correctly. Oh, by the way, I just figured that out now.

McGonagall- *nods* oooooooook, well, next is Draco ("the Ferret") Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy is majoring in Potions (because his daddy pays Snape). Draco...do you think you can win this game?

Malfoy- *rolls eyes* Professor, look who I am going against. I mean even a Mudblood can't stop me. (Ron runs up to Malfoy and they start getting in a fist fight. They fall backwards off the stage.)

McGonagall-*runs over to where Ron and Malfoy are fighting and pulls them apart. She notes that Ron barely has a scratch and Malfoy's lip is bleeding and he has a black eye* Hmmmmmm, Mr. Malfoy. I hope your fighting skills don't compare to your intelligence. If that's the case, you'll be out in the first round!

(Audience laughes)

McGonagall-The next contestent is Vincent Crabbe. Mr. Crabbe is majoring in being a total idiot. Mr. Crabbe, what do you think your chances are of going *snort* far?

Crabbe- *looks at Malfoy for support* I....uh...think I am gonna go really really faaaar. I think....

McGonagall- That's the best joke I've heard all day! Crabbe saying "I think-"

Well, our next contestent is Cho Chang. Miss Chang is majoring in Charms and *beams* Transfiguration. Miss Chang...what do you think of your fellow contestents?

Cho- Gee, well I think in the end, its gonna be the ones who work as a team that will go the farthest. *winks at Harry*

McGonagall- Riiiight. Well, our 7th contestent is Seamus Finnigan. Mr. Finnigan is majoring in History of Magic and (suprisingly) Potions. Mr. Finnigan, do you think you can outsmart the compition and win all of the Galleons?

Seamus- Well, mate, I'm not sure. But as Cho said, we all need to work together. Till the end, of course....THEN WE CRUSH THEM!

*everyone stares at Seamus*

McGonagall- Our 8th contestent is Parvati Patil. Miss Patil is majoring in *blech* Dinivation and Charms (geez, Flitwick, everyone is majoring in that class...can't you toughin it up a bit??) Miss Patil, what are YOUR thoughts of your compition?

Parvati- *shurgs* Like, I dunno. Um, I think as long as the subject has to do with telling futures or something, I might, like go far. As for the, like, compition...whatever! I won't worry about them till, like, the time comes.

McGonagall- Right. Well, now that we all know eachother. It is time to explain the rules. The amounts of money each round has 1,000-5,000-10,000-25,000-50,000-and 100,000 Galleons you can get up to. You all know the 'banking' rule. The winner gets the grand total of all of the Galleons you bank at the end PLUS 100,000 more for winning. This means you can win up to 700,000 Galleons. Everyone understand the rules? *everyone nods...but it takes Crabbe a while* Alright then...let's play THE WEAKEST WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Lights flash around*

To be Continued………………………………heh heh heh………………………