Kit-kit: Okay, peopel listen up! I am holding this girl, Cookie-chan-
Cookie-chan: -waves- HI!
Kit-kit: -Hostage! If she is to return home alive and with all her limbs, you will-
Cookie-chan: Hey, If I DO die, can I get a final request?
Kit-kit: Not now! Anyway, If she is to remain alive, you will bring all Konoha Jonin and the three Sannin to me! NOW!
Cookie-chan: Do I get a cookie for this? I WANT COMPENSATION!
Kit-kit: -takes out random rope and ties up Cookie-chan- Want your compensation now?
Cookie-chan: YES!
Later that day.
Asuma: I NEED MY CIGARRTES!
Kakashi: I need my Ichi Ichi paradise!
Cookie-chan: Yeah, 'cuz you're not getting any in real life.
Gai: Hahahaha, Kidnapping may not be youthful but I'm not complaning!
Orochimaru: Can we get on with this?
Jiraya: Yeah! It's almost bathtime in the lady's hot spring! I need to do research!
Random Dude who just walked in: WHo ordered the deluxe sushi special with a side of doughnuts?
Tsunade: ME! And I ordered sake with that too!
Kit-kit: Who's gonna be paying for all of this?
Cookie-chan: You're the kid-napper girl. You've got cash, right?
Kit-kit: Fine, but then can we just start the questions already?
Cookie-chan: Okay. Listen up weirdos, drunks and general losers! Kit-kit will now revieal the true purpose of this whole plot!
Kit-kit: I...-dramatic pause-...HAVE SAVED A BUNCH OF $$$ ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
Gai: What's a car?
Cookie-chan: You -hits Gai- are an idiot. You-hits Kit-kit- are also an idiot. Long story short, readers ask questions, or all shinobi in this room will be killed off, Jason-style!
Everyone: -sweatdrops-
Cookie-chan: You get the point. Now, hit that little purple button and ask away!