What if Hinata hated Naruto?

It was a normal enough day as Sakura and Ino headed down the main street of konaha. Hinata was running at top speed in the opposite direction.

"Hey Hinata what's up?"Ino Yelled.

Hinata came to a stop just in front of them.

Hinata started laughing "Naruto has a TINY penis!"Hinata Skreeched and ran past them "If you want to see give me five bucks!"

Sakura and Ino stared in shock at Hinata's retreating back.

"Hinata! Come back here! Give us the camera!"Naruto yelled as he ran past them.

"What the hell is going on!" Sakura yelled

"What a bother." Shikamaru complained.

"What happened Shikamaru?"Ino asked.

"Hinata snuck into the bath house and got pictures of Naruto naked."

Sakura and Ino started laughing."Who would pay for a picture of Naruto?" Ino said.

The three of them stared in disbelief as Gaara walked past them grinning from ear to ear, picture in hand.

"Oh my god! Was that what I think it was!"