I don't own anything, I work all day, but I'm lucky to have this chance to write
this. Hey this is AnimeFan; this story is collaboration between my nephew and
me. So everyone be good and review so he can be happy. K? This is supposed to
be kinda funny and kinda romantic, but it probably won't be romantic till later
chapters though.
Veggies, Plums, and BlueBerries
Ch.1: A Confrontation
Vegeta had just finished training in the gravitation chamber and his stomach was
demanding food. So he made his way to the Brief's' kitchen. Standing next to the
fridge was the annoying blue haired devil woman. Giving her a glare and deciding
she's not worth his trouble he attempts to shove her out of the way to reach his
goal: food.
Bulma say's "Hey Vegeta what are you doing?"
Vegeta say's "Get out of my way you pestering woman!"
Bulma replies "Why don't you lay off a little!?"
Vegeta say's "I've been training all day and my stomach's about ready to jump
out at you and teach you a lesson or two!"
Bulma is aggravated by his snide comments and decides that she doesn't have to
stay in here and put up with his arrogant manner. So she heads out of the kitchen
to continue her work at the lab.
'Why are men so rude and obnoxious?" Bulma asks herself. She decides to
conduct an experiment on Vegeta without him knowing to find out why he acts so
aggressive. She theorizes that it has to do with the adublemablemgada, which is a
gland in the brain that secretes a hormone that controls your hostile tendencies
. She creates a device that will monitor the level of hormones being secreted by
this gland. Bulma decides that the best time to test this device would be when
Vegeta's training, because fighting signals the brain to increase the level of
hormones being secreted. She sneaks into Vegeta's bedroom and attaches the
device to his fighting gear. As she leaves his room she snickers to herself.
In the meantime Vegeta has finished eating his buffet. Deciding to continue with
his training he returns to his room and dons his fighting gear, complete with Bulma's
device. As he walks down the hall he hears Bulma snickering.
Vegeta say's "What are you snickering at you bothersome blue-berry?!"
Bulma replies "Hey! What did you call me you Veggie saiyan?"
Vegeta turns to her and glares at her saying "WHAT! With a mouth like yours I'm
surprised that weak human is willing to kiss you!"
Bulma turns away from the prince to hide the tears that spring to her eyes. She
would never let him see the pain he's caused her. Deciding that she'd had enough
of the arrogant bastard she decides to choke the life from his midget-sized body.
She springs at him and wraps her small hands around his thick neck, and smiles at
the surprised look on his arrogant face. Her mouth turns up even more as
his face turns various shades of purple. It reminds her of a plum, which is being
squeezed, right before it pops and the juices squirt out. As she raises her aqua
marine eyes to his cobalt black she realizes that she is in very serious trouble.
Slowly she releases her hold of him and backs up slowly with her hands held out
in front of her as if to fend off an attack.
"Now Vegeta! Now calm down. This is all your fault if you actually stop and
think about it for a minute. If you hadn't been so callous I wouldn't have gotten
so mad and turned you from a veggie to a plum!"
"Woman! What do you mean it's my fault! That's completely ridiculous!" Vegeta
bellowed, exasperated by her insane sense of logic.
"No it's not! If you hadn't been such an arrogant bastard and insulted my
relationship with Yamacha we wouldn't be standing here screaming at each other
at the top of our voices. The neighbors next door probably think we're married!"
"MARRIED!! I wouldn't marry you pathetic weakling of a woman. And don't
even get me started on your relationship with that scar-faced wuss. He couldn't be
faithful to a woman if he was tied to her. Literally!" Vegeta told the blue haired witch.
"Well…Wel.. At least he cares about me. No one could care about your
worthless, arrogant ass."
"All right woman that is enough. I refuse to stand here and be insulted by you any
longer. Now I'm gonna count to two, and you had better run cause when I get my
hands on you you're gonna have a plum face to go with your blueberry head.
NOW GO!"
"Vegeta! Now come on this all just fun and games till someone gets blasted with
a Ki beam."
"One!"
"Vegeta! I'm sorry, ok. Look you're right I shouldn't have called you a veggie
saiyan. That's no way to treat the prince of saiyans. He should be treated with
respect and dignity for the position he has and the great warrior he is. I being a
lowly human need time to understand how great you are and how insignificant I
am compared to your all consuming greatness."
"Woman that is a good attempt. But I am not as stupid as I look!" Vegeta replied
to her, but some of the venom had left his voice. However, when he observed her
raised eyebrow in a look of obvious disbelief and skepticism his fury knew no
bounds.
"ARRRGH!" Vegeta yelled as he leaped at her. Bulma knew almost immediately
that she had made a fatal error. But come on, he set himself up for that one. So
she was one step ahead of him and already out the door when she heard his
roaring charge.
this. Hey this is AnimeFan; this story is collaboration between my nephew and
me. So everyone be good and review so he can be happy. K? This is supposed to
be kinda funny and kinda romantic, but it probably won't be romantic till later
chapters though.
Veggies, Plums, and BlueBerries
Ch.1: A Confrontation
Vegeta had just finished training in the gravitation chamber and his stomach was
demanding food. So he made his way to the Brief's' kitchen. Standing next to the
fridge was the annoying blue haired devil woman. Giving her a glare and deciding
she's not worth his trouble he attempts to shove her out of the way to reach his
goal: food.
Bulma say's "Hey Vegeta what are you doing?"
Vegeta say's "Get out of my way you pestering woman!"
Bulma replies "Why don't you lay off a little!?"
Vegeta say's "I've been training all day and my stomach's about ready to jump
out at you and teach you a lesson or two!"
Bulma is aggravated by his snide comments and decides that she doesn't have to
stay in here and put up with his arrogant manner. So she heads out of the kitchen
to continue her work at the lab.
'Why are men so rude and obnoxious?" Bulma asks herself. She decides to
conduct an experiment on Vegeta without him knowing to find out why he acts so
aggressive. She theorizes that it has to do with the adublemablemgada, which is a
gland in the brain that secretes a hormone that controls your hostile tendencies
. She creates a device that will monitor the level of hormones being secreted by
this gland. Bulma decides that the best time to test this device would be when
Vegeta's training, because fighting signals the brain to increase the level of
hormones being secreted. She sneaks into Vegeta's bedroom and attaches the
device to his fighting gear. As she leaves his room she snickers to herself.
In the meantime Vegeta has finished eating his buffet. Deciding to continue with
his training he returns to his room and dons his fighting gear, complete with Bulma's
device. As he walks down the hall he hears Bulma snickering.
Vegeta say's "What are you snickering at you bothersome blue-berry?!"
Bulma replies "Hey! What did you call me you Veggie saiyan?"
Vegeta turns to her and glares at her saying "WHAT! With a mouth like yours I'm
surprised that weak human is willing to kiss you!"
Bulma turns away from the prince to hide the tears that spring to her eyes. She
would never let him see the pain he's caused her. Deciding that she'd had enough
of the arrogant bastard she decides to choke the life from his midget-sized body.
She springs at him and wraps her small hands around his thick neck, and smiles at
the surprised look on his arrogant face. Her mouth turns up even more as
his face turns various shades of purple. It reminds her of a plum, which is being
squeezed, right before it pops and the juices squirt out. As she raises her aqua
marine eyes to his cobalt black she realizes that she is in very serious trouble.
Slowly she releases her hold of him and backs up slowly with her hands held out
in front of her as if to fend off an attack.
"Now Vegeta! Now calm down. This is all your fault if you actually stop and
think about it for a minute. If you hadn't been so callous I wouldn't have gotten
so mad and turned you from a veggie to a plum!"
"Woman! What do you mean it's my fault! That's completely ridiculous!" Vegeta
bellowed, exasperated by her insane sense of logic.
"No it's not! If you hadn't been such an arrogant bastard and insulted my
relationship with Yamacha we wouldn't be standing here screaming at each other
at the top of our voices. The neighbors next door probably think we're married!"
"MARRIED!! I wouldn't marry you pathetic weakling of a woman. And don't
even get me started on your relationship with that scar-faced wuss. He couldn't be
faithful to a woman if he was tied to her. Literally!" Vegeta told the blue haired witch.
"Well…Wel.. At least he cares about me. No one could care about your
worthless, arrogant ass."
"All right woman that is enough. I refuse to stand here and be insulted by you any
longer. Now I'm gonna count to two, and you had better run cause when I get my
hands on you you're gonna have a plum face to go with your blueberry head.
NOW GO!"
"Vegeta! Now come on this all just fun and games till someone gets blasted with
a Ki beam."
"One!"
"Vegeta! I'm sorry, ok. Look you're right I shouldn't have called you a veggie
saiyan. That's no way to treat the prince of saiyans. He should be treated with
respect and dignity for the position he has and the great warrior he is. I being a
lowly human need time to understand how great you are and how insignificant I
am compared to your all consuming greatness."
"Woman that is a good attempt. But I am not as stupid as I look!" Vegeta replied
to her, but some of the venom had left his voice. However, when he observed her
raised eyebrow in a look of obvious disbelief and skepticism his fury knew no
bounds.
"ARRRGH!" Vegeta yelled as he leaped at her. Bulma knew almost immediately
that she had made a fatal error. But come on, he set himself up for that one. So
she was one step ahead of him and already out the door when she heard his
roaring charge.