Gaara's Day at the Beach
Because I Feel Like It!
Gaara: Building a sandfort with his sand.
Temari: Gaara, love. Raises a motherly finger. Put on your sunscreen or you'll get burned!
Kankuro: Yeah! Otherwise with fried skin, girls will cower even more before you!
Gaara: Shine! ( Die! )
Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU GAARA!
Shikamaru enters.
Temari: Shika-kun! ♥
Shikamaru: Troubl...BIKINI! Drools.
Kiba: Has love affair with author and never seen again. ♥ ♥ ♥
Akamaru: ♥ Ditto!
Chouji: SEA-SALT ♥...ice-cream...
Naruto: I'm going to built the biggest sandcastle ever. DATTEBAYO! Proceeds to build his biggest (yet ugliest) sandcastle ever.
(WE STILL LOVE YOU NARUTO!)
Sasuke: Looks around. Itachi...I wonder if he likes...bodysurfing.
Kakashi: This is going to involve a lot of...jellyfish, isn't it?
(The author would like to mention at this time, Kakashi is wearing a shirt that says 'Too srexy for my shirt.')
Sasuke: Look of shock on his face. HOW DID YOU KNOW KAKASHI-SENSEI?
Sakura: Dies from crying over Sasuke, and mermaids murdering her over the huge increase of low-quality salt-water.
Sasuke: Sakura's...dead?
Sasuke: I'M FREE!
Gaara: Tastes the sea water. Hmm...salty...tastes like...b...l...o...BIKINI! Some female appropriate to Gaara in a bikini can be seen.
Naruto: I'm tired, dattebayo! I need a girl too! Thinks of a sailormoonish girl in (of course) a bikini!
Kankuro: Hey Temari? I was thinking...
Temari: That you really don't like girls?
Kankuro: I only have eyes for you Shino!
Shino: Uhhh yeah...me and my bugs don't swing that way.
Shikamaru: Okay Temari, this is the plan. Because your wearing a bikini, and I don't want anyone else to look at you, we're going to build a real sandcastle. Gaara's going to reinforce it, once he's done drooling over the girl in the bikini, and because he's your brother, we can trust him. Unless some really freaky fanfiction writers come along.
Temari: Wow...you like me enough to be active.
Chouji: Munching chips. Yeah...or your bikini.
Temari: DID ANYONE ASK YOU FA-
Shikamaru: Clamps his hand, just in time! Stop. As much as I would like to see that bikini of yours torn to shreads in an epic battle with Chouji, remember last time.
Temari: Getting painful flashbacks. Okay. So I can see your point. And if you want me to sit in that castle of yours, you'd better stop with the bikini thing. Because no matter how cool being treated like a princess is, morals come first.
Shikamaru: ...Troublesome. Chouji, help out with this castle thing.
Chouji: O-k!
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Notes for the Reader
• Because this author too loves stories on crack.
• No I will not share.
• Yes, I will marry you if you look like Kiba. But exactly. And I mean exactly. Eyeliner and all.
• Please review!