Back in Cat
I know this is a stupid title but I couldnt think of a better 1
for the story. Alright, for any of you who have ever seen the
Daily Show on Comedy Central (and if you havent turn back
now & go watch it its a funny show & you wouldnt get this
if you didnt) there is a segment called Back in Black with
Lewis Black on it (funny guy!). Well while writing my other
stories an idea hit me. What if Luna was in for Lewis for an
ep.? I dunno it sounded funny at the time so dont kill me if
it isnt.
I dont own Sailor Moon or The Daily Show so please dont sue
me over anything I say or write. Tank u!
John Stewart: In for Lewis Black today is a special guest.
Everyone, Luna from Sailor Moon!
(crowd applauses & cheers as camera cuts to Luna sitting at
a desk)
Luna: You all know the love story between Serena & Darien
so I pray to GOD I dont have to repeat it to another
brain-dead teenager hitting puberty. But whats the story about
the scouts that we really dont know? I interviewed the only
scout not able of having PMS, Tuxedo Mask!
(camera cuts to Luna interviweing Tuxedo Mask)
Luna: So how does it feel being with all those girls sometimes?
Are you tempted at all? With your ex being there and all.
Tuxedo Mask: ~sweatdrop~ Well, Luna, um......to keep
myself alive and well I'll have to say no. I'm not intiminated
by any of the girls at any time.
Luna: What about Sailor Neptune & Uranus? What do you
think of them?
Tuxedo Mask: Again to keep myself alive I'm not intiminated
by any of the girls lesbian or straight.
Luna: Tuxedo Mask you really "intuned" with the Earth, what
are your feelings about pollution?
Tuxedo Mask: I think its discusting! We should all do our
parts to clean up before we end up living in a wasteland
worse than Serena's room.
Luna: And have you ever polluted yourself?
Tuxedo Mask: Um......yes. Only once! It was only a gum
wrapper and there wasnt a trash can for miles! ~starts to
get all watery~ I was only 6!
(camera cuts back to Luna at deask with an outraged look
on her face)
Luna: What was that!?! The guardian of Earth LITERING? What
is this universe coming to? An end? It cant be a beginning with
the scouts we got now! I mean look at them! Princess Serenity is
fat blob that does nothing but eat & whine! Sailor Jupiter is a
Martha Stewart worshiping tomboy! Sailor Venus is practically a
prostitute! Sailor Mars is a devil worshiping whore! Sailor Mercury
is a bookworm! Sailor Mini Moon is a spoiled brat & Saturn is
almost DEAD! And the rest of the scouts are lesbians! I cant belive
it! Serenity thought she'd be doing something good sending them
here! The woman must of had a death wish for these poor girls!
No memories can pull them out of this teenage Earth trans!
They dont want to be princesses they want to fail tests & play men
all day! But no I cant do nothing for them. Its always "Yes Serenity.
Yes Your Highnes. Yes I will WATCH YOUR DAUGHTER
WASTE HER LIFE EATING FRITOS INFRONT OF BEVERLY HILLS
90210 WHILE THE MOON KINGDOM IS BEING DESTROYED BY A
HALF NAKED WITCH." Wheres the respect? Wheres the dignity? I
only have one question:
How long do we have to keep this $@&% up?
(camera cuts back to John Stewart)
John: Thank you Luna for that very informational story. I'm sure
theres a bonus in the end for you somewhere. And I stress the
word, "somewhere."
Sorry it was weak but I'm not good at humor. Please read my other
stories if there up!
I know this is a stupid title but I couldnt think of a better 1
for the story. Alright, for any of you who have ever seen the
Daily Show on Comedy Central (and if you havent turn back
now & go watch it its a funny show & you wouldnt get this
if you didnt) there is a segment called Back in Black with
Lewis Black on it (funny guy!). Well while writing my other
stories an idea hit me. What if Luna was in for Lewis for an
ep.? I dunno it sounded funny at the time so dont kill me if
it isnt.
I dont own Sailor Moon or The Daily Show so please dont sue
me over anything I say or write. Tank u!
John Stewart: In for Lewis Black today is a special guest.
Everyone, Luna from Sailor Moon!
(crowd applauses & cheers as camera cuts to Luna sitting at
a desk)
Luna: You all know the love story between Serena & Darien
so I pray to GOD I dont have to repeat it to another
brain-dead teenager hitting puberty. But whats the story about
the scouts that we really dont know? I interviewed the only
scout not able of having PMS, Tuxedo Mask!
(camera cuts to Luna interviweing Tuxedo Mask)
Luna: So how does it feel being with all those girls sometimes?
Are you tempted at all? With your ex being there and all.
Tuxedo Mask: ~sweatdrop~ Well, Luna, um......to keep
myself alive and well I'll have to say no. I'm not intiminated
by any of the girls at any time.
Luna: What about Sailor Neptune & Uranus? What do you
think of them?
Tuxedo Mask: Again to keep myself alive I'm not intiminated
by any of the girls lesbian or straight.
Luna: Tuxedo Mask you really "intuned" with the Earth, what
are your feelings about pollution?
Tuxedo Mask: I think its discusting! We should all do our
parts to clean up before we end up living in a wasteland
worse than Serena's room.
Luna: And have you ever polluted yourself?
Tuxedo Mask: Um......yes. Only once! It was only a gum
wrapper and there wasnt a trash can for miles! ~starts to
get all watery~ I was only 6!
(camera cuts back to Luna at deask with an outraged look
on her face)
Luna: What was that!?! The guardian of Earth LITERING? What
is this universe coming to? An end? It cant be a beginning with
the scouts we got now! I mean look at them! Princess Serenity is
fat blob that does nothing but eat & whine! Sailor Jupiter is a
Martha Stewart worshiping tomboy! Sailor Venus is practically a
prostitute! Sailor Mars is a devil worshiping whore! Sailor Mercury
is a bookworm! Sailor Mini Moon is a spoiled brat & Saturn is
almost DEAD! And the rest of the scouts are lesbians! I cant belive
it! Serenity thought she'd be doing something good sending them
here! The woman must of had a death wish for these poor girls!
No memories can pull them out of this teenage Earth trans!
They dont want to be princesses they want to fail tests & play men
all day! But no I cant do nothing for them. Its always "Yes Serenity.
Yes Your Highnes. Yes I will WATCH YOUR DAUGHTER
WASTE HER LIFE EATING FRITOS INFRONT OF BEVERLY HILLS
90210 WHILE THE MOON KINGDOM IS BEING DESTROYED BY A
HALF NAKED WITCH." Wheres the respect? Wheres the dignity? I
only have one question:
How long do we have to keep this $@&% up?
(camera cuts back to John Stewart)
John: Thank you Luna for that very informational story. I'm sure
theres a bonus in the end for you somewhere. And I stress the
word, "somewhere."
Sorry it was weak but I'm not good at humor. Please read my other
stories if there up!