I just... I don't know
The list is found here: /2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-penis/
"Oh my God," Blaine exclaimed.
"What?" Kurt asked him, trying to read the computer over his shoulder.
"This-" he started before divulging into giggles. Kurt frowned. He started to read the title of the page out loud.
"51 Christian Friendly Words For Penis- what?" Kurt looked at his boyfriend, who was still laughing. "Why were you even searching words for 'penis' Blaine? Should I be worried?"
"Just, just read some of them, oh my god," Blaine gasped out. Kurt sat on his lap to start reading the list.
"Okay, okay! One, Satan's staff." He covered his mouth as he read some of the others, trying to cover his laughter as well. "God's pinky finger," he let out a snort. "Twiddle rompus. DNA Rifle-" he couldn't help himself, and he let out a booming laugh, shocking Blaine.
They read through the list together, Blaine pointing out the one's he thought were the funniest, and Kurt telling him how much of a child he was, but still chuckling along.
Kurt closed out the page and went to stand up, but Blaine grabbed his waist and pulled him back down with a squeak. "Blaine, what are you-" he was cut off as Blaine kissed him, and he groaned into his boyfriend's mouth.
When they separated, Blaine leaned his forehead against Kurt's and whispered, "Kurt, I want your meat banana." Before busting out laughing.
"You are such a child."
"No but seriously," Blaine said, eyes starting to darken. "I do."
"Oh."