Renesemee's POV
My family was having a huge party for Mom. Alice was throwing it because she loves going all out on everything. Daddy and Jacob sat down with me and had a long talk about all the people who were going to be there, particularly the men.
"Ok, Nessie. Listen, please. I do trust you, but it's the men I don't trust. You are a beautiful girl..." Jacob's voice droned on. I had heard this speech countless times... Jacob just didn't get it. I already knew I was in love with him.
"Renesemee Carlie Cullen! Are you listening?" Daddy's voice boomed throughout the house.
"Yes, Daddy." I replied sweetly.
The party started at seven at night. My best friend, Tia, came to entertain me. It kind of worried me because she loved older guys, especially the hot vampire ones.
"Hey, girlie!" she squealed, looking around excitedly.
"Hey, Tia," I said while rolling my eyes. She was so easily amazed. But then again, I had been raised around luxury. I was used to Alice's outrageous parties.
"Wow! There are so many men here," she said, clearly astonished.
"Oh my god, Tia. Get over it. All the vampire men are way out of your league," I spat, not trying to be mean, just truthful.
"I... sorry. I was just being honest." she hung her head, defeated looking.
"Sorry, sweetie." I apologized.
"It's OK, Nessie." She smiled happily.
Emmett's POV
I heard Nessie and her tramp of a friend talking. Tia was her name...I think... Edward and I were sitting inside playing Madden while The girls and Jasper were outside greeting people.
"Edward, can you hear into that tramp's mind?" I asked Eddy, really hoping he could.
"Yeah, why?" he asked.
"What has she been thinking about the male vampires here?"
"Please don't make me repeat the nasty crap that goes on in her mind," he begged.
"Tell me," I said evilly.
"She is thinking about how hot me, you, and Carlisle are right now," he shuddered.
"REVERSE PEDOPHILIA!" I screamed loudly, making everyone at our house stare at me.