HOW TO WIN A GUY'S HEART IN TWO WEEKS
Bat your eyelashes.
Apply super-scented lip gloss in his presence.
Giggle often. Even if nothing is funny.
Touch his arm while he's talking to you.
Flip you hair.
Wave.
Preferably at the same time.
Don't seem eager when he asks you out.
Go to all his football games.
Get him so obsessed with you that he wants to know where you are, when you'll be back, and who you're with. (WARNING: THIS PLAN MAY BACKFIRE)
HOW NOT TO WIN A GUY'S HEART IN TWO WEEKS
Introduce him to your dad on your first date.
Ask him if you can drive his car.
Crash his car into a fence.
Stab him in the eye with your lip gloss applier.
Let him catch you searching through the dumpster.
Hit him over the head with your desk chair.
Cause him to fall out your window, after you hit him over the head with your desk chair.
Cause him to break his arm, meaning he will not be able to play in the football finals, after he falls out your window because you hit him over the head with your desk chair.
Tell him his best friend is 'totally hot'.
Tell him it was all for a bet.