"Come kitty, kitty, Cooome kitty"
"Kitty? Dobe there's no cat here."Sasuke said when he heard the blonds voice.
"Ooh you're adorable!"Naruto said while he picked the little black kitten up into his arms.
"Wait, wait why is Naruto holding me? And how in Gods name is he able to do that? Wait WHY AM I SO SMALL?"
Naruto looked at the kitten, who was making a lot of noise, and gently began stroking his fur. The small raven suddenly stopped his movements and let out a purr.
"Oh dear heavens this feels so good, wait no, no, no I am not a cat and even if i am, I'm certainly not going to purr" Sasuke felt as if he was losing all his pride not only was he lying in the bodes arms, he was still purring due to the blonds gentle touch.
When he felt Naruto move he made an attempt to escape only to be captured by another hand. When he looked up he saw a flash of pink.
"Shit"
"Ooh Naruto," The pink girl squealed "Where did you find her? Ooh please Naruto can i have her, please, please, pretty please?"
"Her? HEY I'M STILL A DAMN BOY YOU KNOW" Sasuke was glaring at her.
"Oi, Sakura-chan," And he stole the little black cat back from her squeezing grip. "He's not a girl." pointing at Sasuke.
"Oh, well can I have him?" Sakura asked.
Naruto looked at Sasuke, who was still glaring at the girl, and thought about it for a second.
"I'm sorry Sakura-chan, but I'm gonna keep him, he reminds me of someone."