Griffins in Hollywood
Chapter 1: The Contest
Brian put the stamp on the envelope and put it in the mail pile.
"Oh God, I hope I win," Brian said. "I love that show 'Family Guy' it freakin rocks."
He had just entered a contest in which a lucky person would meet the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane.
Two weeks later, Brian was eagerly awaiting the mail. Today was the day the entrees were sent back out. Brian was on his way to check the mail, when he suddenly blacked out.
He awoke in the garage in front of Stewie. He was holding a bat.
"Stewie?" Brian said as he rubbed his eyes.
"Yes, it's me you twit," Stewie said. "Your not getting the mail today."
"Uh, yeah, I am," Brian said. "Why wouldn't I be?"
"Because Rupert says so," Stewie said holding Rupert, his stuffed teddy bear, up.
"Why the hell are you listening to him?" Brian replied. "Why don't you wanna go to Hollywood and meet Seth McFarlane?"
"Because he is an ass," Stewie giggled. "That show is so gay. People fuck up in the show, big whoop. It's not even funny."
"OK, lemme get this straight," Brian began, "you're holding me hostage, because you don't want me getting the mail. And why your doing this is because Rupert said so."
"Yeah, pretty much," Stewie said. Brian leaped on top of him and hit Stewie's head on the garage floor 3 times and ran.
"NO!" Stewie exclaimed. "That bastard! Rupert, activate Order 99." He then threw Rupert at a button beside the garage door. The garage door began to close but Brian slid under and got away.
"Blast!" Stewie said snapping his fingers.
"Tomorrow is another day, Rupert, tomorrow is another day," he said with a smirk.
Meanwhile on the other side of the garage door, Brian was running down the driveway to get the mail. He opened the mailbox and the letter from FOX was there. He teared away at it until the he could see the letter.
"Holy crap!" Brian said. "I won!" Brian ran back into the house.
Later that evening, the Griffins were eating dinner when Brian decided to make his announcement.
"Excuse me, guys," Brian said tapping a knife on his plastic cup.
"Why the hell are you doing that?" Peter said.
"I'm trying to get your attention," Brian said.
"It doesn't work on plastic, dummy," Peter sneered.
"Holy crap," Lois said. "Peter said something obvious."
Over the sayings like: "Oh yeah" and "Congraulations" Peter said: "Thank you, thank you."
"Well, now that I have your attention," Brian began, "I recieved a letter from FOX today and I won a contest."
"Oh, Brian, what did you win?" Lois asked.
"Well," Brian said with a laugh. "We are all going to Hollywood to meet Seth McFarlane!"
"Oh Jesus," Peter said. "That asshole. One of those Family Guy commercials interrupted my TV show one time and ever since I hated him. I refuse to go!"
"Come on, Peter," Lois said. "It was just a TV show."
"Alright, fine," Peter agreed. "But if he does something like that again, he's gonna end up like Helen Keller."