Plays with the fact that Rakan can break reality even if he's been erased (Code of the Lifemaker). What's to say that he can't use it unconsciously at random and accidentally end up in another universe? I don't own Negima! or Attack on Titan.

He was asleep, that much was obvious, from his snoring. The incident with Cosmo Entelecheia was the most fun he had in a while. He was also able to fight with Nagi's son, a person on par (or even better than) his father.

He wanted his rest, but Lady Fortune did not seem to be helping him this time. He was suddenly on his back, lying on some sort of stone. Grumbling to himself, the idiot stood up, noticing the huge wall he was on.

"Damn, what the hell have I landed in? Must've turned the wrong way…" Rakan scratched his head after getting the kinks out of his neck.

Then he heard the screams. Screams of terror, pain, and anguish. Scanning the town to his left, he noticed things that looked human, but not quite. One jumped on a roof while another picked up something and tossed it in its mouth.

What were these things? Well, it didn't matter too much too him because his sleep was interrupted. Those creatures would be a wonderful stress relief.

"Rakan For The Hell of It Punch!" The punch sent a couple of the things flying over the wall, and it attracted others as well.

The fighter was accomplishing multiple things with this flashy fighting. It would bring more things to punch, and it would bring those people flying around on wires over to him.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU WANT TO DIE?" One of those people, a male person with a green cloak, yelled. "WHO ARE YOU ANY-ACK!"

Rakan chuckled. "Idiot bit his tongue."

Before the idiot could punch some more, he saw a flash of light, and three of the things went down. Rakan looked up to see a short man – maybe Negi's height, on a rooftop.

"Despite my subordinate's idiocy, he poses an important question. Who are you?" The man's eyes were thin and calculating, almost piercing into Rakan's own….if he even cared.

"Who am I?" One punch, one down.

"Who am I?" Another one down.

"WHO AM I?" A roundhouse kick knocks a particular big one down into the ground.

"I am Jack Rakan of the 'Thousand Blades', and I wa-" His introduction was interrupted with a sudden shadow over him. He looked up and saw a particularly large…

"Hey, what are these things?"

"…Titans, you didn't know?"

So it was a titan. Rakan didn't recognize it, but he knew one thing.

It was going down.

Rakan powered up with his magic and used Shundou, almost teleporting to the Colossal Titan so fast that no one could keep track of him.

"Negi Fever!" Rakan's arms and legs were outstretched, and the beam of magical energy fired towards the titan, only for it to move away from the wall, dodging the attack. A sound of rocks falling was the only evidence that the attack existed. His student would be proud...even though he never taught it to him.

"Huh, I guess I need to stop you from moving," Rakan quickly attacked the legs, batting away any attempts of deterring him from his target. Now that the titan was on the ground, he could finish this.

"Feh, I thought you would be more of a fight. I guess that good though. I can get my sleep now."

He thought the titan actually looked scared.

"POINT BLANK FULL THROTTLE RAKAN IMPACT!" The attack shook the surrounding area, sending rocks and dust in the air. After settling down, Rakan was sitting on the body of the now dead titan.

"Hmm, now that it's over with. I still don't know where I am," He thought to himself. "Maybe those kids could tell me where I am."

Just as he thought this, Rakan suddenly appeared in a room, the sudden scene change slightly disorienting him.

After looking around, he realized it was his room.

"I guess it's back to sleep." The rest of the night was filled with his snores.

"Levi-taichou, what the hell was that? Where did he go"

"I don't know, but I do know that we'll have less titan trouble here for some time. Contact Hanji. Tell Erwin that our next expedition is gonna be delayed."

So I can't seem to be consistent at all. I wanted to try this style and see where this takes me. Reviews are appreciated.