00N7 : Turian with a Golden Gun
Chapter one
AN: Sup fools! Cracken out a new epic fuckin series which has me usin mass effect and James bond (SPOILERS). Figed that I needed a change from all the nitendo and whip out some thing after mario and bowser you know. and this is fuckin it boyz! I used to watch it all the fuckin time when I was shorter so I know it by memory. Its pretty stupid now that I got older but it still awe some in a way. It has guns it has explosions ithas hot ass babes and it has a mofo villain who is fuckin awe some. and it WILL BLOW YOU"RE FUCKIN MINDS!
AN: enjoy.
Commandor shepard walked thru as the door opened as he walked in to the head of HSA. He stoped to look at the secratary who was sittin at her desk. He smiled and leaned at her with a charmin smile.
"Hello Commandor." Said the secratary kindof annoyed.
"Hello Taylor. I was told that Anderson wanted to see me." Said shepard in a cool way.
"Yep." Said the secratary.
Shepard leaned over more so they were realy realy close.
"You dont know why do you? I was in the middle of some thing important just now." Said shepard.
"Dont you mwan some one Commander?" She said sarcasticaly playful.
"May be later." Said shepard with his eyebrows. But serously cut the shit."
"I dunno. May be you should ask." Said the secratary as she got back to work. Shepard nooded and walked in. Inside he saw Anderson head of HSA as well as M and a some third dude. (AN: I dont fuckin remember who he is but he's not important.)
"Ah shepard you are here." Said Anderson lookin at him.
"I am." Said shepard shakin his hand. "Now can you tell me why?"
"Helloshepard." Said M.
"Hello M. Must be some thing inportant to bring me in and tear you from the lab right." Said shepard serously.
"Indeed shepard. I am takin you off you're current assighinment." Said Anderson. Shepard o mouthed.
"Why the fuck are you doin that for!" He said loudly but didnt shout.
"Shepard. Do you know who the most man in the universe is?" Said Anderson Serously.
Commander Shepard looked at him serously and curously. He could tell it must be why he wasnt on his mission any more so he thought. He knew that he was the most dangerous man in the universe but some how he didnt think that was who Anderson was talkin about. Then he had a idea.
"You are not talkin about the turian assissin Garrus Vakarian, AKA the turian with a golden gun are you?" Said Shepard finaly.
"The one and the same Commander." Said Anderson
"Well not much realy. Garrus is a universe class shot who charges one billion credits per shot. Rumor has it he only ever needs one. Used to work soley for the turians but went free lance as a assissin. Every one knows it is him beacuse he sends his victims a golden bullet before he blows the fuck out of thier skulls." Said Shepard smartily.
"Any thing else Commander?" Said Anderson.
"Yes. All most no good details to recognise him other then that he has three nipples which is fucked up cuz turians dont have nipples." Said Shepard.
"Sir does this have any thing to do with the turian with the golden gun." Said Shepard walkin around the desk.
"It does Shepard. We just got a tip that heis goin after one of the agents in the HSA." Said the third guy.
"Shit. Any one I know?" Said Shepard.
"Should fuckin hope so since it's you." Said the guy.
"You are shitin me." Said Shepard surprised.
"Hes not Commander." Said Anderson takin some thing out of his pocket and puttin it on the desk. It was a bullet made of solid gold. And it had shepard's number on the side.
Shepard picked it up and turned it over.
"00N7." Said Shepard to himself.
He put it on the desk.
"I dont fuckin see why you pulled me for this. it could be fake." He said annoyed.
"It's not a fake." Said Anderson serously.
My men looked in to it throughly Shepard. We got the bullet this mornin along with a holo picture of Garrus givin you the finger and they are both real. He is gunnin for you." Said the Tird guy serously.
"Until we know you are safe from gettin capped you are not allowed to go on any more missions Commander." Said Anderson.
"Gettin capped is part of the job sir." Said Shepard.
"Not this time Commander." Said Anderson. "You are on leave."
" ."Said M (AN: if you have not guessed M is Mordin.)
"If it is all the same sir I think I would like to go on vacation." Said Shepard flatly.
"That's fine by us. So long as you steer clear of tryin to find Garrus you should be fine. Any idea where?" Said the third guy.
"I dunno. Off planet I guess." Said Shepard
"Good idea. some fresh air would be good for you. You better leave right away." Said Anderson.
Shepard nodded and said goodbye and left before any one could do a epic face palm on them selfs for bein such fuckin dumbasses. On the way out he stoped next to the secratary again.
"See you soon." Said Shepard cooly.
"Happy huntin Shepard." Said Taylor.
That is what I am hopin for." Said Shepard under his breathe as the door opened and he left.
He needed to find where the turian with the golden was. Soon.
AN: Looks like Commander Shepard is begining a long story where his life is on the line as hes bangin hot babes and kickin ass. Will he be able to find the Turian with the Golden Gun? Or will the Turian with the Golden Gun find him first? ...we will have to see. LOL!
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