'OI! ICHIGO!' Rukia burst into his room

Ichigo fell off his chair. 'What now, midget?'

'Renji is asking us to star in his new movie. I'm starring and you're co- starring,'

'I'm not doing any of Renji's productions ever again. Remember the last 3 times I did?'

Rukia shook her head. 'But we're actors. We should just accept whatever jobs offered to us,'

Ichigo shook his head. 'I'm not going to get beaten up again. The last time we did a fight scene, he hit me with his full strength.'

'PWEEASE,' Rukia pouted.

'And I'm not going to star in ANY PRODUCTION THAT HAS NO FRIGGING SCRIPT TO BEGIN WITH!' Ichigo threw his magazine on the floor.

'PWEEASE... With a strawberry on top,' Rukia whined, knowing that Ichigo is gonna give in.

Ichigo made a mistake of looking at the pouting Rukia. 'Fine! I'll do it,' Ichigo yelled and stormed out of his room.

Rukia cheered in silence and dialled Renji's number.

'Hullo?"

'He's doing it,'

'Oh Yeah! I'll get to beat him up again!"

'Don't you dare start any nonsense with him. He's more than capable of beating you up'

'Rukia, You're no more fun. You have a crush on him don't you?'

'You know what Renji? I gotta go. Ta-ta!'

Meanwhile downstairs...

'TAKE THIS!' Isshin flew towards Ichigo with his right leg sticking out.

'STOP THAT!' Ichigo growled and moved aside.

CRASH! That antique vase, a gift from Momo Hinamori shattered.

'OH-MY-GOD! Daddy!' Yuzu yelled, running from the kitchen.

'Serve you right old man,' Karin said, with her hands behind her head.

Masaki Kurosaki chuckled. 'You're too old for that dear,'

Rukia ran down the stairs of the mansion when she heard that crash. She stared open mouthed at the vase that Momo gave. 'FUCK YOU ICHIGO!' she yelled. 'Oh crap,' Ichigo muttered under his breath. 'Rukia, chill. Old man broke it,' Karin said, saving her brother from the fuming actress. 'MY THIRD DAUGHTER!' Isshin yelled and flung himself towards Rukia. How did he do it with a wounded leg, Ichigo didn't know. 'Ichigo, save me,' Rukia called and ran behind Ichigo.

'What an awesome family I have,' Karin muttered.