My weird dream of Lights death
A/N: I tried so fucking HARD to forget about this but it kept on getting into my mind so I just wrote it down. Please forgive me! This is from the manga one. TT^TT'''
Rating: 18+ for violence and adult situations
Warning: I did NOT think this up voluntarily! It was a NIGHTMARE to me. I actually jumped out of BED!
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or the characters in it. If I did, light would have his world, L would be his lover and Misa would die.
My Weird Dream of Lights Death
Light has gotten shot and started ranting as he fell right in front of Ryuks feet. And he tried to have Ryuk write Nears name down.
"I'm writing YOUR name down, Light." Ryuk chuckled. He had a feeling Light wasn't going to win.
"WHAT?"
After they were talking for a minute, Light got really stupid on his choice of words.
"I can't die, I mean...I haven't lost my virginity!" Light knew it sounded stupid at the last moment, but he didn't want Ryuk to write his name down.
"Alright. I'll help you on that."
Ryuk put his hand on Light's head, Light thought he was going to let him go but then he felt something float out of his body and noticed a blue orb jump into Ryuks body as it would look if you used osmoses in final fantasy X. Light realized Ryuk just took his virginity out of his body WITHOUT sex.
"Hey!" Light gasped, he wanted Ryuk to let him go, but instead he got THAT!
"Now, time to write your name down." Ryuk chuckled again.
"WAIT!" Light yelled and turned around and looked down.
It looked as if he was concentrating. Then he turned back toward Ryuk. What Ryuk witnessed was Light thinking of something to give his the boner that was making a tent in Light's pants
"I can't die until this is gone!"
Light is just acting stupid as fuck, now. Ryuk thought.
Ryuk put his hand on Lights head again, and a second later the tent was gone, which meant Lights hard-on has turned soft.
Light just looked at his pants with horror. But not as much horror as what the others had on their faces. It was almost comical if you looked at it. Light then fell to the floor and gripped on to his shoulder, which was still bleeding from the shot.
"Go ahead. I give up." Light sighed.
Ryuk smirked, "Hope you enjoy your afterlife as a ghost, Light. It's been fun." Ryuk opened his book and wrote Light's name down.
"Damn." Light said as he felt his heart give out, warning him that he is, indeed, having a heart attack.
Light died, Nears eyes blind from the events before, and Ryuk flying to the shinigami world.
I'll have to do this again, that was fun!
A/N: Fuck, fuck, FUCK! I am SO~ sowwy! But I figured I had to write it so it can disappear! Again, I did NOT make this voluntarily! Flames are REALLY appreciated! ~'''''