HAHA the sequel is finally here. Here we go!!!!!!!!
from the creator of "Damn you woman" comes the sequel.... the "undying danger"
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
The shower was turned off and the steam began to seep through the bathroom. Vegeta began to dry the back of his head, water dripped all over the tiles as he began to walk out of the bathroom. Walking around stark naked was something he usually didn't do, but since the shower was built inside the gravity chamber, he had all the privacy to himself. The woman had out done herself with her inventions this time. The chamber was able to reach 1000 times gravity. After he dried up he headed for the fridge. Yes there was also a built in fridge. After emptying it he headed for bead. Days had become boring after Cell and Bojak. Vegeta pitied his own weakness. What parts did he ever play in getting rid of these menaces. Little to none. Infact in the case of Cell he made the fight worse by allowing him to come to full strength. 'stop kidding yourself Vegeta' he thought 'the universe wants you to be weak'.
He continued to walk to his bead when he saw something in the corresponding window. There were binoculars with hands gripping them. Vegeta looked down at his naked body than back at the window "WHAT THE HELL!" he yelled raising a hand at the window shouting a blast disintegrating his bedroom.
Bulma came out of the ruble. Vegeta walked towards her with a piece of cardboard used as a covering.
"What do you think your doing Woman!" he yelled sweat dripping from his face and a wide blush covering his cheeks.
Bulma combed her hair back and stumbled to get up. "I....I was watering the plants".
Vegeta narrowed his eyes. "And would you mind explaining why you water your plants with binoculars!!"
Bulma realised she was still holding the sinful object and immediately hid it behind her back
"u...ummm"
Vegeta face palmed himself. "Woman please just go before I get angry."
Bulma's face became red like a tomato. Vegeta looked puzzled "Whats wrong Woman!"
She pointed downwards. Vegeta looked down and saw that the cardboard wasn't there. "ofcourse" He said "I must have dropped it while I face palmed myself... weird....hey wait a minute." he looked at Bulma's dream clouded face and then back at himself "WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING!" he said.
"Eeeeek!" Bulma ran out and jumped through a hole in Vegeta's disintegrated room and ran back to her mansion. Vegeta grabbed his clothes from his half destroyed closet and made to put them on, but before he could he saw movement in the bush directly outside the massive hole in his room. He saw on top of the bush a bald head.
Vegeta bolted in a split second to the bush and punched Master Roshi's head "I am Not a bloody PORN STAR!!" he yelled as Master Roshi retreated away. Vegeta put on his clothes and then looked around.
'damn I blew up my room. Now were am I gonna sleep.' he thought. "I guess I have no choice." he said as he jumped out of the chamber and headed for the house. Bulma looked down from the balcony a sly smile on her face. "My plan is working" she said "I can't wait to be caressed by Vegeta once again." she said blushing greatly. Suddenly Vegeta stopped in his tracks and lay on the grass under the night sky.
Bulma went from confused to frustrated. 'Why isn't he coming inside' she became angry "Thats it its time I had a talk with this bastard!!"
Trunks began to dry his long hair as he headed out of the shower a towel tied around his waste. The future was a boring place filled with nothing. "Dinners ready!" his mother yelled. Trunks got dressed and limped downstairs to eat. His aging mother looked at him as he tried to limp down the stairs. "Trunks whats gotten into you. All this training, you'll hurt yourself."
"My father from the past used to train very hard in a gravity chamber mum, and so shall I. I am the only z fighter alive. I need to get stronger so I can impress him."
his mother looked at him. "Aaaaaaaaaaah," she breathed, "You must really like your father."
"I love him mum, I love him... He is like a blossom in my tree of happiness"
"Nice to know" Old Bulma said sweat dropping.
As trunks sat down to eat a sudden voice in his head hit him. It was the sound of heavy base and club music playing, he than heard a voice in the midst of the music. "H...Hello is that Trunks"
Trunks stood up from the table. "what the... y...yes I'm trunks" he said confused about the voice in his head.
"Yes trunks, Its king Kia, the King of your universe"
"y...yes I heard of you from when I was in the past, what is it you want?"
Old Bulma was confused to why Trunks was talking to himself but didn't say anything.
"Trunks, there is a big problem coming your way."
"W...What!"
"The legendary-" King Kai began but then cut himself off "Wait... sorry Trunks gimme a second..." king Kai began to yell "How many times do I have to tell you Goku I don't want to dance!!!"
"oh common King Kai" said Goku on the other line. Meanwhile trunks was sweat dropping.
"sorry bout that," said King Kai. "Now then were was I … oh yes... Brolly the legendary super saiyin is heading to your universe soon on his chain of destruction. He will be heading to earth in about 2 month.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!" Trunks yelled.
"Worst of it is he has had a very long time to grow his power and may be three times stronger than the one you fought in the past"
Trunks slammed his fists on the dinner table "sh...shit... W...what should I do?!"
"you must go quickly to the past and receive help for what is happening!" King Kai said "GO NOW! I will tell you about the finer details later!"
"Wait" said Trunks "why can't you tell me about them now?"
"Well I am in the middle of a party, so I'll tell you later."
"WHAT, don't YOU think the future of humanity is more important than a bloody par-"
"KSSHHHHHHHHHHH were breaking up!" King kia said "KSHHHHHHH...Goku get off the table and put your cloths back on.... I..I mean KSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH No reception, I'll talk to you later"
"w....wait King KAI!" there was no answer. "What a down right asshole." Trunks said as he turned to his mother "Mum"
"yes honey?"
"I have to go to the past again."
….............
"W...why Vegeta!" Bulma said, "Why don't you ever come back inside."
"Woman leave me alone," Vegeta said still lying down facing aimlessly towards the stars.
"V...Vegeta... I don't know whats gotten into you but please tell me why you are acting so isolated."
"I always act isolated"
Bulma narrowed her eyes. "but now its as if all hope is lost... please Vegeta tell me why you are acting like this."
"Its none of your business"
"before you used to come inside and destroy my fridge and cover my couches in sweat. Now you won't even acknowledge me anymore. You don't approach me anymore, we haven't shared a bed since you left to fight Cell, what happened to you Vegeta?"
"Its nothing"
"don't gimme that bull crap, somethings up!"
"What do you care Woman, am I not a trouble maker, see now your gonna have to rebuild my bedroom because of me. I'm weak woman, weaker than a 1 legged rodent and I will never fight again!"
Bulma was perplexed. Vegeta would never say that about himself. He was the one of the most confident men she had ever met. Why was he like this now?
"Well if you won't come sleep inside then I'll just sleep outside with you" She said calmly.
"HMPH" he said, she took it as a yes and lay down next to him watching the night sky.
"I don't think your weak" she said.
"easy for you to say" Vegeta said looking at the night sky again. Suddenly a spacecraft popped into his view. He widened his eyes and knew who it was "T...Trunks?"
and that is the first chapter