Scum of The Earth
-Life in the Pits-
(Special Note) I do not own any of these villains, they all belong to their original owners. And if you get too frustrated and confused at who these villains are, please reveiw my story and tell me. And I will compose a list in the next chapter until then enjoy the fic....
Evil, bad, dark, wicked, heartless, so many words and lines assemble the formation of the ways of evil. Over centuries evil has appeared to us in countless forms. Humans, animals, demons, ghosts, even a God. For every coin has 2 sides, every up has it's down, every sun has it's moon, and every light has it's darkness. But like every story, evil is always banished away. Sent down to the fiery depths of hell where evil belongs, forever and ever.
But you have to wonder what it's like down there? Imagine if you will an endless world of suffering, torture, fire and ungodly pain for all eternity. Never ceasing a second in torturing your life to it's utmost capacity, imagine grouping monsters, demons, killers, ghosts, warlords, ganglords, freaks. And every other low life that has ever graced existence. Then imagine them together locked away in one place....then imagine if they tried....to get out.
I feel absolutely MAD talking to myself like this, but what choice do I have?
Ever since I was sent here all I thought about was getting out. It's unbearable you hear me? UNBEARABLE! Unable to die, unable to rest, unable to end the endless days of boredom, locked away in some fire box...
A PRISON! YES THAT'S WHAT THIS IS... Can't you tell, can't you feel the madness pulsating under your flesh like a virus. Crawling it's way into your brain, and smash it open like an egg to infect your sickening remains...
Of course you can feel it...you breathe it, you eat it, you LIVE it. Every day more meaningless then the last, with no escape or point of pathetic life. Trapped....TRAPPED LIKE A FUCKING RAT, locked away like a common criminal...
Punished to suffer, I can't take it I tell you.
"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT GOD DAMMIT" the dark being screamed, and blasted a powerful blast beam from his dead white claws. It exploded and vaporized the rock into pebbles and dust. The being panted his pale lips, brushing the cold frustrated sweat from his green brow. Unable to live in this Hellhole much longer, "Either my thoughts will kill me or God will ARGH." A cold laugh emitted behind him, a sick voice said calmly "Relax Cell.
After all your not the only one in this little boat, you forget how many of us are stuck in here" said the pale white lizard like being. Cell sighed and crushed his claws together tightly, "You don't need to remind me Freeza. Just looking at this shit soaked hell hole is proof enough" Cell snorted out coldly, staring at the endless fields of blood red earth & cloudy dark orange skies. Monsters and demons roaming the land, each more angry then the last.
Cell spat at the floor in anger "If I knew King Enma would have locked me down here for killing all those miserable Earthlings, I'd vaporize his red ass too." Freeza groaned and smacked a bug away with his tail "That hairy freak only beat us because of his size, if it wasn't that for obstacle he'd be DEAD." RAHHHH A screaming burst of rocks exploded from behind them, Freeza and Cell turned to see a raging man. Least he seemed to be man like.
He was screaming and slashing a black claw like glove across the Earth, shredding the floor into his red/black striped T-shirt shouting. "What's the point in living if there's nothing around to FUCKING KILL!", Freddy Kreuger hissed his teeth pumping his rage. "Dead or alive your still a stupid human" "Don't start with me Nomack or I swear to God I'll rip your jaws off," the Reaper mutant Nomack grinned. Walking past Scorpion & Clown.
"If your that bored why don't you just fight each other" Radditz called, flicking stones lazily into blood river. Adam shook his head in a droll sigh at their stupidity, blinking back his human/demon/machine eyes "Because as well know it accomplishes nothing. No matter how hard or how much we inflict into our bodies, death is impossible for we are already dead" Radditz stood up frowning "So what?". Adam turned idly at the angry Sayian,
"Anything's gotta be better then sitting on our asses all day," Jango-Fett clicked his guns in annoyance "He's right, I'm a hunter not a slacker." "FOOLS!" their attention turned towards Kilokahn appearing in a gust of smoke in his purple, "That kind of magic is child's play" Babidy shouted. Chucky groaned & kicked the wizard in the shins, "OW what was that for you pitiful puppet?" Chucky snarled "I told you I HATE THAT PHRASE."
Lord Zedd snarled and jammed his Z scepter into the floor "Enough already get to the point Kilokahn," the digital dark lord nodded and continued. "We all know what you buffoons are hinting act and we all know how that ended," everyone signed and groaned in annoyance remembering the last time. Tempist growled "It's no use every time we tried to break free we just get sent back down there," Janemba slapped his red tail "I should know.
I got one lucky break when the spirit machine overloaded but NOOOOOO." An Egyptian language/voice echoed from a cryptic decaying voice "You got destroyed by that goof ball Goku, you said he was easy" Spinal laughed. "Stuff it skeleton boy I didn't laugh when Jago blasted you down here, that goes for you too maggot brains" Janemba snarled at Imhotep's ugly face. The mummy walked away, Spinal just shrugged scratching his bone head.
Dr. Wily growled ripping his sheets to paper shreds and tossing them to the wind, kicking his robot pod floater in aggravation. "It's bad enough I'm stuck in Hell but without my robots or weapons, I'm defenseless" Wily whimpered. Queen Beryl bopped him with her staff, Wily turned and flipped her the finger. She sneered back "Oh act your age doctor, not a soul in Hell is gonna bother you fossil face their more concerned with trying to escape from Hell."
A flew of those papers flew off the floor and hovered around in circles, floating across the water in mass splashes bopping into mass drops. Kuiwi groaned and raised his purple scaled claw in anger, "HEY I'm swimming here." Tetsuio ignored him and continued to use his powers, to psychic over the blood river using his powers like a toy. A tumbleweed of black fur ball aliens rolled up to him and unfolded, it was a pair of fang faced Critters.
"What do you fur balls want?" the Critters jammered their alien language to him, well aware he can read their minds anyway. "I DON'T HAVE A BIG HEAD" the Critters laughed, suddenly a figure burst from the blood river. The Master vampire licking his fanged lips of the tastes, "Children arguing just after a nice snack Mm warms my cold black heart with amusement." "Fuck you old man" tetsuio said Master grinned wet fangs slow and sly like.
"Kids today have no respect for their elders, I was snapping babies necks and sucking blood in gallons before you even had your training neurons punk" The Master said. Dr. Wily hovered over crossing his lab coat arms "BAH don't even bother even dead kids forget about us, alive or dead," loud mechanical stampings were heard. Dr. Willow bent his massive brain down. "Speaking of neurons anyone have anything interesting they'd like to spill?
Not like big brained cyborg machines have much to do" Dr. Willow boomed. The Critters garbled some other remarks again before rolling off, Queen Beryl blinked puzzled "What does that mean?" Tetsuio replied "We got a newbie." As the villains stand in somewhat amusement to the sound of a new arrival, another villain was already getting to know the new entry. Monsters of Hell do get bored very easily, but talking takes up majority of their time.
Hades coughed out loudly to the author "Excuse me hey fat guy, girl, boy kid whatever it's eternal time, if your gonna use a sentence use it CORRECTLY."
*Ahem
"You know not that I'm seeming to pry here mind you but, I don't recall hearing anything about your 'badness" my dear Um" Scar asked him. "The name is Mewtwo" replied the psychic Pokemon cat, mystically with his mind. Scar shook his shaggy black haired head, rolling his evil eyes in a shrug. Ruffling the silk dark brown patches of his lion fur as he continued talking, "Yes as I was saying what exactly are you in here for?" Scar asked him.
Mewtwo sweat dropped biting his thin small lips in worry. "Let's just say I shouldn't have followed a 10 year old boy's life so closely," Mewtwo clutched his white ball hands in frustration "Pokemon journey HA" he sighed. Scar grinned a little "Well at least it's nice to have some intelligent company, for a psychic creature Mewtwo you have quite the elegant charm of myself." Mewtwo raised his white eyebrows oddly "Thanks...I think," Scar laughed.
Patting the Pokemon's back with his lion paw as he watched the horizons idly. "Don't mention it Hell isn't too bad of a place to be stuck in, except the fact that most of the life forms that end up here are rather well" Scar said. Raising a brown paw in front of them, Mewtwo turned his purple eyes forward to watch 2 massive monsters charged at each other. One was a spiked, horn covered colossal turtle monster with sharp claws and a beak.
The other was an overgrown werewolf looking beast, sagging muscular brown furry forearms down. Wearing shredded blue shorts of some sorts with a metallic grill chest plate on his biceps, he bashed into the turtle beast. The monsters laughed at each other giggling childishly "Tokka fall down have Fun" the turtle cackled wickedly, the wolf howled "Rahzar want to do again." Scar moaned pressing his paw to his forehead, annoyed at the two.
"I've said it once and I'll say it again, I'm surrounded by idiots" "Oh certainly were not all that bad," Mewtwo and Scar turned to a skinny looking alien. Approaching on normal feet with long tan colored scale arms, sporting little shredded wings under his pits. The beast's face had a red horn for a nose, and metallic plate on the right side of his tiny ear covered head. Scar chuckled "Preed you stole my line," Preed laughed stretching his fingers.
"No need for apologies" he turned his red eyed gaze to Mewtwo raising scaled eyebrows, "What makes you so special?" Mewtwo glared blue eyes. Shimmering with psychic energy almost instantly, Preed was blasted down to the floor in a massive strike. The devious lion Scar laughed clapping paws together at Mewtwo's demonstration, Preed grumbled "Highly comical." Meanwhile back at the base of Garagantua Mountains "GRAHHHHHHH."
A colossal monstrous sized turtle/dragon like monster roared flames from his breathe, blasting into an undamaged blockade of energy walls and rocks. "Give it up Bowser you can blast that thing all you like but your not getting in," Bowser turned and sorted flames from his snout. Ruffling his lava hair. He raised a tiny turtle claw like hand and pointed it at "Shang T'sung if your some dam wizard then prove it, blast down that wall" Shang T'sung sighed.
He approached the lizard stomping his black boots into his foot "OW" Shang sneered, "Listen nimrod that barrier was put up there for a reason. Ever since we conquered those dumb ass ogres Mez and Gauz from Hell, they have given up on trying to control us except for this wall" he replied. Bowser shook his red hair in an angry pout "It's the only thing left to do here, without lives to destroy this place is fucking torture" Shang T'sung frowned.
The dark wizard shook his dark haired head turning away from the lizard king, spitting at the blood springs with Hades dipping into it. "HEY thanks for blowing out my hair schmuck" Shang ignored him and walked away. Hades puffed his flame head into full force again and sat back relaxing, sighing with deep relief as the blood pools relax his gray Greek God body. "That guy has the attitude of ice, he'll fit perfect when Hell freezes over."
Hades raised his arms looking for any cracks any laughs, any smiles, anything. The underworld God sat back down with a huff "Sheesh even the vampires are less stiff then this place, it's not THAT dead is it leaf lips?", he turned over to the giant venus fly trap monster soaking his roots in the blood. "HEY Audrey II I'm talking to you cabbage patch face" the plant turned his melon sized head towards Hades, pursing up his teeth "It's deader then shit.
Ever since old King Kong dickweed Enma locked up all the giant monsters, we can't get laughs anymore" Hades sighed crossing his arms "I heard that." An explosion erupted from the far left side of Hell they laughed knowing who it was, "Hot head himself" Audrey II burst into laughter at Hades remark. At that same place Metal Etemon and Brolly immediately ran out yelling. "GRAAHHH" screamed the mega muscular Sayian Brolly, "Yeah man.
Like uh what he said uh-huh" said Metal Etemon flexing his metallic forearms as if preparing for a battle, "You want us come and get us ya walking pile of charcoal" another roar came from the cave. Metal Etemon squeaked and ran behind Brolly whimpering, thundering steps came out. A colossal lava like monster with blood veins, pumping out magma sizzled. Pairs of claws roar a screaming message of flames and rage "STAY OUT!"
Metal Etemon groaned and faced the massive magma monster, trying to be the brave Digimon he "never" is. "Now Maligore I know your pissed about us working out here, but me and my bud here Brolly LOVE to work out." Maligore stared at him blinking eyes of blood red lava, Metal Etemon flexed his massive metal muscles "Uh-huh feel that burn BAAAAAAAAAABY OW." He dropped with a heavy metal thud from a fire ball from Maligore.
Brolly growled in rage "DIE" he screamed and bashed his Super Sayian flared energy fists, being instantly grappled into the lava claws of Maligore. Energies flare up between the fire and Sayian energies between the 2 monster brawlers, Metal Etemon rose to leave but then suddenly was conked in the head. "God Dammit I'm getting sick of that Maligore" "It was me monkey brains" the "Elvis" Digimon looked up through his black shades and hissed.
"Mind your own business Pinocchio" the second Digimon leaped down, huffing a metal mouthed put from the wooden puppet monster figure. "That's Puppetmon baboon balls which you got more then brains I should mention", Metal Etemon huffed and stomped his face to Puppetmon's. "What I do to get Maligore's cave is none your business WOODY, go play with Slappy you 2 door knobs are made from the same tree" he laughed.
Puppetmon slammed his hammer into his foot and ran off laughing "HAHA Your a dick your a putz, Metal Etemon has no nuts" Maligore and Brolly stopped just to laugh at that. Watching as the little wooden boy Digimon ran off into the hills, only to be smacked upside into the air to crash back down. The speeding dust like bullet continued to rocket off leaving Puppetmon in a coughing dust storm. Suddenly a female young dark elf like being hovered in.
Floating on a red circular disc like object coughing in tight gagging wheezes, filling her silver purple hair with dirt and dust. She screamed out to the speeding bullet "You better watch your robotic ass Metal Sonic, nobody screws over Yuzuha and gets away with it". The robotic hedgehog, Metal Sonic turned his red sensor eyes backwards to visualize Yuzuha in the back. He called out raising up a metallic hand "Metal Sonic hyper speeding levels.
Increasing over 100 thousand miles and climbing, Yuzuha degrading to zero" his red rocket feet stop as his blue head turns around along with his body. Pointing a middle finger up at Yuzuha "In the words of one Scarface: Fuck you & everyone who looks like you", with that Metal Sonic zoomed off. Leaving a trail of blinding dust behind him, Cell sighed looking to Freeza.
Freeza has been here longer then me and STILL, the madness hammers away at my brain like an axe. Sigh* Perhaps Jafar and Dr. Gero, my master have worked out the right plans to escape from this nightmare...
Beware King Enma, beware Earth and every miserable life form before me...
Cell raised a claw to the air shouting out a grand and glorious speech, Freeza cackled "Here he goes again". Cell bellowed "MARK MY WORDS ONE DAY WE SHALL BE FREE, A REVOLUTION IS COMING. AND WHEN IT DOES MAY EXISTENCE ITSELF, BEWARE OF THE HORRORS THAT THE FORCES OF EVIL SHALL UNLEASH". "HELL YEAH" Scorpion yelled out from his black mask, "Fuck off" Cell replied.
to be continued...
(Special Note) I do not own any of these villains, they all belong to their original owners. And if you get too frustrated and confused at who these villains are, please reveiw my story and tell me. And I will compose a list in the next chapter until then enjoy the fic....
Evil, bad, dark, wicked, heartless, so many words and lines assemble the formation of the ways of evil. Over centuries evil has appeared to us in countless forms. Humans, animals, demons, ghosts, even a God. For every coin has 2 sides, every up has it's down, every sun has it's moon, and every light has it's darkness. But like every story, evil is always banished away. Sent down to the fiery depths of hell where evil belongs, forever and ever.
But you have to wonder what it's like down there? Imagine if you will an endless world of suffering, torture, fire and ungodly pain for all eternity. Never ceasing a second in torturing your life to it's utmost capacity, imagine grouping monsters, demons, killers, ghosts, warlords, ganglords, freaks. And every other low life that has ever graced existence. Then imagine them together locked away in one place....then imagine if they tried....to get out.
I feel absolutely MAD talking to myself like this, but what choice do I have?
Ever since I was sent here all I thought about was getting out. It's unbearable you hear me? UNBEARABLE! Unable to die, unable to rest, unable to end the endless days of boredom, locked away in some fire box...
A PRISON! YES THAT'S WHAT THIS IS... Can't you tell, can't you feel the madness pulsating under your flesh like a virus. Crawling it's way into your brain, and smash it open like an egg to infect your sickening remains...
Of course you can feel it...you breathe it, you eat it, you LIVE it. Every day more meaningless then the last, with no escape or point of pathetic life. Trapped....TRAPPED LIKE A FUCKING RAT, locked away like a common criminal...
Punished to suffer, I can't take it I tell you.
"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT GOD DAMMIT" the dark being screamed, and blasted a powerful blast beam from his dead white claws. It exploded and vaporized the rock into pebbles and dust. The being panted his pale lips, brushing the cold frustrated sweat from his green brow. Unable to live in this Hellhole much longer, "Either my thoughts will kill me or God will ARGH." A cold laugh emitted behind him, a sick voice said calmly "Relax Cell.
After all your not the only one in this little boat, you forget how many of us are stuck in here" said the pale white lizard like being. Cell sighed and crushed his claws together tightly, "You don't need to remind me Freeza. Just looking at this shit soaked hell hole is proof enough" Cell snorted out coldly, staring at the endless fields of blood red earth & cloudy dark orange skies. Monsters and demons roaming the land, each more angry then the last.
Cell spat at the floor in anger "If I knew King Enma would have locked me down here for killing all those miserable Earthlings, I'd vaporize his red ass too." Freeza groaned and smacked a bug away with his tail "That hairy freak only beat us because of his size, if it wasn't that for obstacle he'd be DEAD." RAHHHH A screaming burst of rocks exploded from behind them, Freeza and Cell turned to see a raging man. Least he seemed to be man like.
He was screaming and slashing a black claw like glove across the Earth, shredding the floor into his red/black striped T-shirt shouting. "What's the point in living if there's nothing around to FUCKING KILL!", Freddy Kreuger hissed his teeth pumping his rage. "Dead or alive your still a stupid human" "Don't start with me Nomack or I swear to God I'll rip your jaws off," the Reaper mutant Nomack grinned. Walking past Scorpion & Clown.
"If your that bored why don't you just fight each other" Radditz called, flicking stones lazily into blood river. Adam shook his head in a droll sigh at their stupidity, blinking back his human/demon/machine eyes "Because as well know it accomplishes nothing. No matter how hard or how much we inflict into our bodies, death is impossible for we are already dead" Radditz stood up frowning "So what?". Adam turned idly at the angry Sayian,
"Anything's gotta be better then sitting on our asses all day," Jango-Fett clicked his guns in annoyance "He's right, I'm a hunter not a slacker." "FOOLS!" their attention turned towards Kilokahn appearing in a gust of smoke in his purple, "That kind of magic is child's play" Babidy shouted. Chucky groaned & kicked the wizard in the shins, "OW what was that for you pitiful puppet?" Chucky snarled "I told you I HATE THAT PHRASE."
Lord Zedd snarled and jammed his Z scepter into the floor "Enough already get to the point Kilokahn," the digital dark lord nodded and continued. "We all know what you buffoons are hinting act and we all know how that ended," everyone signed and groaned in annoyance remembering the last time. Tempist growled "It's no use every time we tried to break free we just get sent back down there," Janemba slapped his red tail "I should know.
I got one lucky break when the spirit machine overloaded but NOOOOOO." An Egyptian language/voice echoed from a cryptic decaying voice "You got destroyed by that goof ball Goku, you said he was easy" Spinal laughed. "Stuff it skeleton boy I didn't laugh when Jago blasted you down here, that goes for you too maggot brains" Janemba snarled at Imhotep's ugly face. The mummy walked away, Spinal just shrugged scratching his bone head.
Dr. Wily growled ripping his sheets to paper shreds and tossing them to the wind, kicking his robot pod floater in aggravation. "It's bad enough I'm stuck in Hell but without my robots or weapons, I'm defenseless" Wily whimpered. Queen Beryl bopped him with her staff, Wily turned and flipped her the finger. She sneered back "Oh act your age doctor, not a soul in Hell is gonna bother you fossil face their more concerned with trying to escape from Hell."
A flew of those papers flew off the floor and hovered around in circles, floating across the water in mass splashes bopping into mass drops. Kuiwi groaned and raised his purple scaled claw in anger, "HEY I'm swimming here." Tetsuio ignored him and continued to use his powers, to psychic over the blood river using his powers like a toy. A tumbleweed of black fur ball aliens rolled up to him and unfolded, it was a pair of fang faced Critters.
"What do you fur balls want?" the Critters jammered their alien language to him, well aware he can read their minds anyway. "I DON'T HAVE A BIG HEAD" the Critters laughed, suddenly a figure burst from the blood river. The Master vampire licking his fanged lips of the tastes, "Children arguing just after a nice snack Mm warms my cold black heart with amusement." "Fuck you old man" tetsuio said Master grinned wet fangs slow and sly like.
"Kids today have no respect for their elders, I was snapping babies necks and sucking blood in gallons before you even had your training neurons punk" The Master said. Dr. Wily hovered over crossing his lab coat arms "BAH don't even bother even dead kids forget about us, alive or dead," loud mechanical stampings were heard. Dr. Willow bent his massive brain down. "Speaking of neurons anyone have anything interesting they'd like to spill?
Not like big brained cyborg machines have much to do" Dr. Willow boomed. The Critters garbled some other remarks again before rolling off, Queen Beryl blinked puzzled "What does that mean?" Tetsuio replied "We got a newbie." As the villains stand in somewhat amusement to the sound of a new arrival, another villain was already getting to know the new entry. Monsters of Hell do get bored very easily, but talking takes up majority of their time.
Hades coughed out loudly to the author "Excuse me hey fat guy, girl, boy kid whatever it's eternal time, if your gonna use a sentence use it CORRECTLY."
*Ahem
"You know not that I'm seeming to pry here mind you but, I don't recall hearing anything about your 'badness" my dear Um" Scar asked him. "The name is Mewtwo" replied the psychic Pokemon cat, mystically with his mind. Scar shook his shaggy black haired head, rolling his evil eyes in a shrug. Ruffling the silk dark brown patches of his lion fur as he continued talking, "Yes as I was saying what exactly are you in here for?" Scar asked him.
Mewtwo sweat dropped biting his thin small lips in worry. "Let's just say I shouldn't have followed a 10 year old boy's life so closely," Mewtwo clutched his white ball hands in frustration "Pokemon journey HA" he sighed. Scar grinned a little "Well at least it's nice to have some intelligent company, for a psychic creature Mewtwo you have quite the elegant charm of myself." Mewtwo raised his white eyebrows oddly "Thanks...I think," Scar laughed.
Patting the Pokemon's back with his lion paw as he watched the horizons idly. "Don't mention it Hell isn't too bad of a place to be stuck in, except the fact that most of the life forms that end up here are rather well" Scar said. Raising a brown paw in front of them, Mewtwo turned his purple eyes forward to watch 2 massive monsters charged at each other. One was a spiked, horn covered colossal turtle monster with sharp claws and a beak.
The other was an overgrown werewolf looking beast, sagging muscular brown furry forearms down. Wearing shredded blue shorts of some sorts with a metallic grill chest plate on his biceps, he bashed into the turtle beast. The monsters laughed at each other giggling childishly "Tokka fall down have Fun" the turtle cackled wickedly, the wolf howled "Rahzar want to do again." Scar moaned pressing his paw to his forehead, annoyed at the two.
"I've said it once and I'll say it again, I'm surrounded by idiots" "Oh certainly were not all that bad," Mewtwo and Scar turned to a skinny looking alien. Approaching on normal feet with long tan colored scale arms, sporting little shredded wings under his pits. The beast's face had a red horn for a nose, and metallic plate on the right side of his tiny ear covered head. Scar chuckled "Preed you stole my line," Preed laughed stretching his fingers.
"No need for apologies" he turned his red eyed gaze to Mewtwo raising scaled eyebrows, "What makes you so special?" Mewtwo glared blue eyes. Shimmering with psychic energy almost instantly, Preed was blasted down to the floor in a massive strike. The devious lion Scar laughed clapping paws together at Mewtwo's demonstration, Preed grumbled "Highly comical." Meanwhile back at the base of Garagantua Mountains "GRAHHHHHHH."
A colossal monstrous sized turtle/dragon like monster roared flames from his breathe, blasting into an undamaged blockade of energy walls and rocks. "Give it up Bowser you can blast that thing all you like but your not getting in," Bowser turned and sorted flames from his snout. Ruffling his lava hair. He raised a tiny turtle claw like hand and pointed it at "Shang T'sung if your some dam wizard then prove it, blast down that wall" Shang T'sung sighed.
He approached the lizard stomping his black boots into his foot "OW" Shang sneered, "Listen nimrod that barrier was put up there for a reason. Ever since we conquered those dumb ass ogres Mez and Gauz from Hell, they have given up on trying to control us except for this wall" he replied. Bowser shook his red hair in an angry pout "It's the only thing left to do here, without lives to destroy this place is fucking torture" Shang T'sung frowned.
The dark wizard shook his dark haired head turning away from the lizard king, spitting at the blood springs with Hades dipping into it. "HEY thanks for blowing out my hair schmuck" Shang ignored him and walked away. Hades puffed his flame head into full force again and sat back relaxing, sighing with deep relief as the blood pools relax his gray Greek God body. "That guy has the attitude of ice, he'll fit perfect when Hell freezes over."
Hades raised his arms looking for any cracks any laughs, any smiles, anything. The underworld God sat back down with a huff "Sheesh even the vampires are less stiff then this place, it's not THAT dead is it leaf lips?", he turned over to the giant venus fly trap monster soaking his roots in the blood. "HEY Audrey II I'm talking to you cabbage patch face" the plant turned his melon sized head towards Hades, pursing up his teeth "It's deader then shit.
Ever since old King Kong dickweed Enma locked up all the giant monsters, we can't get laughs anymore" Hades sighed crossing his arms "I heard that." An explosion erupted from the far left side of Hell they laughed knowing who it was, "Hot head himself" Audrey II burst into laughter at Hades remark. At that same place Metal Etemon and Brolly immediately ran out yelling. "GRAAHHH" screamed the mega muscular Sayian Brolly, "Yeah man.
Like uh what he said uh-huh" said Metal Etemon flexing his metallic forearms as if preparing for a battle, "You want us come and get us ya walking pile of charcoal" another roar came from the cave. Metal Etemon squeaked and ran behind Brolly whimpering, thundering steps came out. A colossal lava like monster with blood veins, pumping out magma sizzled. Pairs of claws roar a screaming message of flames and rage "STAY OUT!"
Metal Etemon groaned and faced the massive magma monster, trying to be the brave Digimon he "never" is. "Now Maligore I know your pissed about us working out here, but me and my bud here Brolly LOVE to work out." Maligore stared at him blinking eyes of blood red lava, Metal Etemon flexed his massive metal muscles "Uh-huh feel that burn BAAAAAAAAAABY OW." He dropped with a heavy metal thud from a fire ball from Maligore.
Brolly growled in rage "DIE" he screamed and bashed his Super Sayian flared energy fists, being instantly grappled into the lava claws of Maligore. Energies flare up between the fire and Sayian energies between the 2 monster brawlers, Metal Etemon rose to leave but then suddenly was conked in the head. "God Dammit I'm getting sick of that Maligore" "It was me monkey brains" the "Elvis" Digimon looked up through his black shades and hissed.
"Mind your own business Pinocchio" the second Digimon leaped down, huffing a metal mouthed put from the wooden puppet monster figure. "That's Puppetmon baboon balls which you got more then brains I should mention", Metal Etemon huffed and stomped his face to Puppetmon's. "What I do to get Maligore's cave is none your business WOODY, go play with Slappy you 2 door knobs are made from the same tree" he laughed.
Puppetmon slammed his hammer into his foot and ran off laughing "HAHA Your a dick your a putz, Metal Etemon has no nuts" Maligore and Brolly stopped just to laugh at that. Watching as the little wooden boy Digimon ran off into the hills, only to be smacked upside into the air to crash back down. The speeding dust like bullet continued to rocket off leaving Puppetmon in a coughing dust storm. Suddenly a female young dark elf like being hovered in.
Floating on a red circular disc like object coughing in tight gagging wheezes, filling her silver purple hair with dirt and dust. She screamed out to the speeding bullet "You better watch your robotic ass Metal Sonic, nobody screws over Yuzuha and gets away with it". The robotic hedgehog, Metal Sonic turned his red sensor eyes backwards to visualize Yuzuha in the back. He called out raising up a metallic hand "Metal Sonic hyper speeding levels.
Increasing over 100 thousand miles and climbing, Yuzuha degrading to zero" his red rocket feet stop as his blue head turns around along with his body. Pointing a middle finger up at Yuzuha "In the words of one Scarface: Fuck you & everyone who looks like you", with that Metal Sonic zoomed off. Leaving a trail of blinding dust behind him, Cell sighed looking to Freeza.
Freeza has been here longer then me and STILL, the madness hammers away at my brain like an axe. Sigh* Perhaps Jafar and Dr. Gero, my master have worked out the right plans to escape from this nightmare...
Beware King Enma, beware Earth and every miserable life form before me...
Cell raised a claw to the air shouting out a grand and glorious speech, Freeza cackled "Here he goes again". Cell bellowed "MARK MY WORDS ONE DAY WE SHALL BE FREE, A REVOLUTION IS COMING. AND WHEN IT DOES MAY EXISTENCE ITSELF, BEWARE OF THE HORRORS THAT THE FORCES OF EVIL SHALL UNLEASH". "HELL YEAH" Scorpion yelled out from his black mask, "Fuck off" Cell replied.
to be continued...