Title: The Woes of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Dragon Lord and Family Man
Summary: A.K.A one of the rare moments in which Jack's sassiness is a source of annoyance instead of a source of…enjoyment. Hiccup/Jack. Superhero!AU.
Pairing(s): Hijack
Rating: K+
Warning(s): Implied Mpreg.
Word Count: 156
A/N: This was originally submitted on Tumblr as just a joke, but I figured since they liked it, I thought, 'Oh, what the hell.' If the genre(s) wasn't indication enough, don't take this seriously. Just don't. It make you happy, it make me happy.
The roar of a dragon broke Hiccup out of his cheerful state. Panicked, he ran to the Dragon Cave to find his suit. It wasn't there. Clenching his hair tightly, he tried not to let his panic show.
"Jackie, where's my super suit?"
"What?"
He gritted his razor-sharp teeth.
"Where. Is. My. Super. Suit."
"I, uh, put it away."
Suddenly, the roof shook, sending Hiccup running through the corridors.
"Where?!"
"Why do you need to know?" was Jack's irritated response.
"I need it!"
"Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!"
"The public is in danger!" he retorted as he went through all his clothes wildly.
"My evening's in danger!"
"You tell me where my suit is, Jackson! We are talking about the greater good!"
"'Greater good?' I am your husband and the mother of your kids! I'm the greatest 'good' you are ever gonna get!"
A/N: Reviews very much appreciated. Please tell me what you thought.