Hogwarts...The 'Insane' Asylum
By: DracoLishuzZ
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING...even if I did...I GOT DIBS ON DRACO... :)
Chapter 1: Harry's A "Man" And He's Also Insane!
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Harry sat down in one of the common room chairs crying to himself. "Why am I not a man yet?" he asked himself in his squeaky mouse-like voice. He cried some more and when he couldn't take it he threw a tantrum and pounded on the ground wailing. "I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm not a boy! I'm a MAN!" Harry yelled again in his squeaky voice as the whole common room stared at him.
Ron and Hermione wanted to tell him so badly that he was still a boy but figured not to upset him some more. So they went to Harry to TRY and comfort him.
"Harry you are a boy...er...Man," Hermione said; even she has reached puberty; her voice much deeper then the year before.
"Yeah..." Ron said biting his lip then quickly muttered, "In your dreams" so that only he could hear.
"It's easy for you to say! You two aren't the ones who sounds like a mouse!" Harry whined. "I don't even have my pubes! SEE!" Harry said and pulled down his pants so they could see his...er...baby dick.
"EW!! That is one tiny ass dick!" Hermione yelled and ran away screaming "NOT ENORMOUS! NOT ENORMOUS!"
"You should uhm...pull your pants up I don't think anyone would want to see that..." Ron said disgusted and walked away leaving Harry there with his dick hanging out for the whole common room to see. Not much to his surprise everybody laughed at it; so he zipped up his pants and walked out of the common room.
His head hung low as he walked through the corridors and for some reason he bumped into Draco Malfoy and his usual buddies.
"What the hell Potter?" Draco said pushing Harry away from him. "Don't touch me..." Draco added.
"I'm sorry..." Harry sniffed.
"What's wrong with you? Haven't reached puberty yet, eh Potter?" Draco said smirking and figuring out why Harry was sad.
Harry nodded and wailed on Draco's shoulder. "I WANT TO BE A MAN!" Harry yelled into Draco's shoulder.
"Get-off-me-Potty..." Draco said icily.
"FINE! BE THAT WAY! YOU WEREN'T LIKE THAT YESTERDAY AT MIDNIGHT!" Harry yelled in his mouse-like voice and ran away.
"What's he talking about?" Crabbe asked Draco.
"Yeah, you two didn't do anything did you?" Goyle smirked.
Draco turned around, "We, I mean I, didn't do anything last night..." Draco said turning red.
"Is that why you were gone last night? Because you didn't do anything?" Goyle asked.
"SHUT UP IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GOT DRUNK!" Draco yelled and ran away.
"Whoa...I think they did something together..." Crabbe said while Goyle nodded.
Harry reached the end of the corridor and ran into the wall. He fell backwards and his head slammed onto the ground.
"OUCH!" He said getting up and rubbing the back of his head. He opened his eyes and looked around; he was in the Room of Requirement. He smirked at the thought of him wearing whore garb and chasing after his crush-Ronald Weasley brandishing a whip.
Suddenly out of nowhere whore garb and a whip appeared out of nowhere and landed on Harry's lap. He squealed with delight and immediately put the garb on. He thought of a mirror so he could look at himself; suddenly a mirror appeared. Harry immediately stared at himself in the mirror.
He was wearing an extremely tight thong and a police hat; both were black. The whip was also black it even gave a leathery scent. Harry walked out of the Room of Requirement with his cloak back on so as to hide the garb. He walked back into the common room finding no one there but Ron finishing his homework.
"Ickle Ronniekins...I need your opinion with this outfit of mines!" Harry squeaked.
"Ok then, well, lets see it!" Ron said looking up from his studies. "Oh, and don't call me ickle Ronniekins," He added.
Harry grinned widely and took the cloak off. "Hehe...Ronniekins...prepare to be whipped really hard in the ass!"
"OH NO!" Ron said and backed away from Harry.
"RONNIEKINS! COME BACK!" Harry yelled and started to chase Ron around the common room waving his whip around like a wand.
"OUCH, HARRY STOP!" Ron yelled while rubbing the spot were the whip hit him.
"Hehe! Ron this is so much fun!" Harry said.
"NO! IT'S NOT! THAT WHIP HURTS!!" Ron said turning really red.
The hole to the common room suddenly opened and in came Professor McGonagall.
"Potter what is the meaning of your whore garb?" Professor McGonagall asked eyeing his outfit with interest.
"Oh! Nothing Professor!" Harry said and whipped Ron again.
"OW!" Ron yelled.
"Really...well this may come as a shock but...I need that whore garb," Professor McGonagall said sternly.
"Why, Professor?" Harry said looking disappointed that he had to give the garb away.
"Because Professor Dumbledore and I are to do something...Oh fuck it, Potter hand me the whore garb...NOW," Professor McGonagall demanded.
Harry took the whore garb off and muttered a very sad "Fine," and stood there naked.
"Thank you Potter...Oh and I suggest you two do this somewhere more secluded," and Professor McGonagall quickly went out of the portrait and disappeared.
"That was...odd," Ron said. Harry stared intently at Ron; but Ron didn't notice so Ron just stood there thinking about what just happened. Suddenly Harry had a "bright" idea and jumped on Ron.
"KISS ME! KISS ME!" Harry yelled trying to kiss Ron.
"EW! NO!" Ron said trying to free himself from Harry's grip but couldn't.
"OH RON! DON'T YOU SEE? OUR LOVE IS DESTINED IT IS OUR FATE!" Harry squeaked and tried to kiss Ron again.
Ron jerked his head out of reach of Harry's lips and replied, "Look Harry, I'm not gay! I LOVE HERMIONE!"
"Oh...so that's how you want to break it to me is it?" Harry replied.
"Huh?" Ron said looking confused.
"After all these years...I thought this year you would love me!" Harry said. "And I got pretty damn close too! But it's all that Granger girls fault! I'll kill her!"
"Harry! NO! Don't kill her! KILL ME INSTEAD!" Ron said praying that Harry wouldn't kill his love.
"Why would I want to kill you?" Harry said confused. "I love you, Ron,"
"And I'm sure I love you too, but not in the gay way..." Ron muttered his eyes wide in shock.
Harry didn't listen to the other part of the sentence he only had the part of the sentence BEFORE the comma stuck in his mind.
"You said you love me!!" Harry said and suddenly jumped off Ron and pranced around the common room saying, "He loves me, not her!"
Ron took this moment to get the hell away from Harry and he ran out of the common room before Harry noticed he had gone. Once Harry figured out that Ron had left him he thought it was a game and started to search for Ron.
"Oh were oh were can my ickle Ron be? Oh were oh were can he be? With his hair cut short and his body really big oh were oh were can he be?" Harry squeaked and searched around the common room but didn't find Ron anywhere so he decided to check the corridors and halls.
"Oh were oh were can my ickle Ron be? Oh were oh were can he be? With his hair cut short and his body really big oh were oh were can he be?" Harry repeated. He searched and searched but didn't find Ron anywhere. Instead he found Filch the Caretaker butt-fucking his cat, Mrs. Norris.
"Hullo, Filch!" Harry squeaked. Filch quickly looked at a naked Harry and stopped butt-fucking Mrs. Norris.
"What are you doing here, Potter?" Filch said quickly eyeing Harry and licking his lips with hunger.
"OH! I'm just looking for my ickle Ronniekins!" Harry sceamed.
"Oh...well he's hiding in the broom closet two corridors down..." Filch said and returned to butt-fucking his kitty.
"Thanks, Filch! See ya later!" and Harry quickly ran down to the broom closet two corridors down. He opened it with enthusiasm.
"H-Hi...Harry..." Ron said a very pained expression on his face.
"HULLO RON!" Harry said and jumped into the broom closet and closed the doors.
5 hours and 45 minutes later Ron came out of the broom closet and slowly walked away from it. Never in his life had he been butt-fucked for 5 hours and 45 minutes. His ass was sore and his face was pained and his voice ached.
"That was great, Ron!" Harry said. "Meet me here again tonight!"
"Aaaaah..." Ron said.
"Well we better get to our class!" Harry said and slapped Ron on the ass.
"Don't do that! My ass hurts..." Ron snapped.
"Does that mean you didn't like it? Did you want it rougher?" Harry asked with concern.
"NO! I don't want anymore of it!" And for a person who'd been butt-fucked for 5 hours and 45 minutes Ron ran pretty fast down the corridor and into Snape's Potions Class. Harry followed Ron into the class and sat down next to him. Ron gulped in horror.
"Ickle Ronniekins! Don't try running away from me!" Harry squeaked and hugged Ron in front of everyone. Everyone in the class laughed at them and Ron started to cry.
"What's wrong ickle Ronniekins? Don't like being hugged from your boyfriend?" Draco said grinning devilishly.
"Actually, Malfoy...You're right," Ron gulped.
It took a moment for Ron's sentence to slip in and Draco laughed maliciously as he turned around.
"You...d-don't l-l-l-like h-h-hugs Ronniepoo?" Harry said on the verge of crying.
"It's not that it's just...Harry...I don't like you like that..." Ron said cringing up his face.
"AAAAHHHH!!!!" Harry yelled and ducked under the desk to cry. "Ickle Ronniekins...NOOOO!!" Harry bawled.
"Are you ok, Harry?" Lavender asked him.
Harry nodded, "Yes, at least I still have my midnights with Drakiepoo to look forward too," Harry announced and glanced over at Malfoy. Draco's eyes suddenly widened and he too wanted to make Harry suffer...not that he already did.
"Draco...what the fuck does he mean by that?" Pansy Parkinson asked shocked.
"I-I don't know...Harry's insane...Yeah, that's what...Harry's insane," Draco said and nodded while he said it.
"What are you talking about Drakiepoo? I'm not insane!" Harry said jumping up and down. "Ron's insane! He missed a perfectly good chance with me! Now you have me, Drakiepoo!"
"Y-You're insane H-Harry..." Draco said.
"DO I LOOK INSANE TO YOU?" Harry asked. As a matter of fact Harry did look insane...He was standing naked in front of the whole class, his glasses specked with...white stuff, his eyes going every direction and he was drooling like a Bloodhound.
A few people nodded...OK the whole fucking class nodded when Harry asked his question.
"YEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE ALL FUCKING BLOODY INSANE!" Harry said and ran out the classroom flicking everyone off...even Professor Snape who was at his desk watching the scene with an amused look on his face.
"Now that Insane Potter has gotten out of my class," Snape began standing up, "I think we should celebrate! I'll teach you all the Macarena!" and Snape started doing the Macarena...*scary...isn't it? lol.*
Meanwhile in Hermione Granger's mind...
Maybe...I can sleep with Snape this afternoon so he could bring my potions grade up...but wait.I have to do Flitwick too...oh this is getting harder by the minute! I never thought I'd have to sleep with the teachers in order to pass on to the next grade level! Oh and their so demanding...especially Binns...after all he is dead I just can't understand why he'd want to ram his old dead ghastly thing in my nice fleshy sexy vagina...and McGonagall whoo is she tiring...I just hope nobody besides the teachers find out about this or I'm screwed for life!
End of Hermione Granger's mind...quite disturbing, eh?
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Anywayz...just click that little button down there and reply! Haha...next chapter to come: Hermione's Not So Secret. Stay tuned for more of Hogwarts...The 'Insane' Asylum.
By: DracoLishuzZ
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING...even if I did...I GOT DIBS ON DRACO... :)
Chapter 1: Harry's A "Man" And He's Also Insane!
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Harry sat down in one of the common room chairs crying to himself. "Why am I not a man yet?" he asked himself in his squeaky mouse-like voice. He cried some more and when he couldn't take it he threw a tantrum and pounded on the ground wailing. "I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm not a boy! I'm a MAN!" Harry yelled again in his squeaky voice as the whole common room stared at him.
Ron and Hermione wanted to tell him so badly that he was still a boy but figured not to upset him some more. So they went to Harry to TRY and comfort him.
"Harry you are a boy...er...Man," Hermione said; even she has reached puberty; her voice much deeper then the year before.
"Yeah..." Ron said biting his lip then quickly muttered, "In your dreams" so that only he could hear.
"It's easy for you to say! You two aren't the ones who sounds like a mouse!" Harry whined. "I don't even have my pubes! SEE!" Harry said and pulled down his pants so they could see his...er...baby dick.
"EW!! That is one tiny ass dick!" Hermione yelled and ran away screaming "NOT ENORMOUS! NOT ENORMOUS!"
"You should uhm...pull your pants up I don't think anyone would want to see that..." Ron said disgusted and walked away leaving Harry there with his dick hanging out for the whole common room to see. Not much to his surprise everybody laughed at it; so he zipped up his pants and walked out of the common room.
His head hung low as he walked through the corridors and for some reason he bumped into Draco Malfoy and his usual buddies.
"What the hell Potter?" Draco said pushing Harry away from him. "Don't touch me..." Draco added.
"I'm sorry..." Harry sniffed.
"What's wrong with you? Haven't reached puberty yet, eh Potter?" Draco said smirking and figuring out why Harry was sad.
Harry nodded and wailed on Draco's shoulder. "I WANT TO BE A MAN!" Harry yelled into Draco's shoulder.
"Get-off-me-Potty..." Draco said icily.
"FINE! BE THAT WAY! YOU WEREN'T LIKE THAT YESTERDAY AT MIDNIGHT!" Harry yelled in his mouse-like voice and ran away.
"What's he talking about?" Crabbe asked Draco.
"Yeah, you two didn't do anything did you?" Goyle smirked.
Draco turned around, "We, I mean I, didn't do anything last night..." Draco said turning red.
"Is that why you were gone last night? Because you didn't do anything?" Goyle asked.
"SHUT UP IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GOT DRUNK!" Draco yelled and ran away.
"Whoa...I think they did something together..." Crabbe said while Goyle nodded.
Harry reached the end of the corridor and ran into the wall. He fell backwards and his head slammed onto the ground.
"OUCH!" He said getting up and rubbing the back of his head. He opened his eyes and looked around; he was in the Room of Requirement. He smirked at the thought of him wearing whore garb and chasing after his crush-Ronald Weasley brandishing a whip.
Suddenly out of nowhere whore garb and a whip appeared out of nowhere and landed on Harry's lap. He squealed with delight and immediately put the garb on. He thought of a mirror so he could look at himself; suddenly a mirror appeared. Harry immediately stared at himself in the mirror.
He was wearing an extremely tight thong and a police hat; both were black. The whip was also black it even gave a leathery scent. Harry walked out of the Room of Requirement with his cloak back on so as to hide the garb. He walked back into the common room finding no one there but Ron finishing his homework.
"Ickle Ronniekins...I need your opinion with this outfit of mines!" Harry squeaked.
"Ok then, well, lets see it!" Ron said looking up from his studies. "Oh, and don't call me ickle Ronniekins," He added.
Harry grinned widely and took the cloak off. "Hehe...Ronniekins...prepare to be whipped really hard in the ass!"
"OH NO!" Ron said and backed away from Harry.
"RONNIEKINS! COME BACK!" Harry yelled and started to chase Ron around the common room waving his whip around like a wand.
"OUCH, HARRY STOP!" Ron yelled while rubbing the spot were the whip hit him.
"Hehe! Ron this is so much fun!" Harry said.
"NO! IT'S NOT! THAT WHIP HURTS!!" Ron said turning really red.
The hole to the common room suddenly opened and in came Professor McGonagall.
"Potter what is the meaning of your whore garb?" Professor McGonagall asked eyeing his outfit with interest.
"Oh! Nothing Professor!" Harry said and whipped Ron again.
"OW!" Ron yelled.
"Really...well this may come as a shock but...I need that whore garb," Professor McGonagall said sternly.
"Why, Professor?" Harry said looking disappointed that he had to give the garb away.
"Because Professor Dumbledore and I are to do something...Oh fuck it, Potter hand me the whore garb...NOW," Professor McGonagall demanded.
Harry took the whore garb off and muttered a very sad "Fine," and stood there naked.
"Thank you Potter...Oh and I suggest you two do this somewhere more secluded," and Professor McGonagall quickly went out of the portrait and disappeared.
"That was...odd," Ron said. Harry stared intently at Ron; but Ron didn't notice so Ron just stood there thinking about what just happened. Suddenly Harry had a "bright" idea and jumped on Ron.
"KISS ME! KISS ME!" Harry yelled trying to kiss Ron.
"EW! NO!" Ron said trying to free himself from Harry's grip but couldn't.
"OH RON! DON'T YOU SEE? OUR LOVE IS DESTINED IT IS OUR FATE!" Harry squeaked and tried to kiss Ron again.
Ron jerked his head out of reach of Harry's lips and replied, "Look Harry, I'm not gay! I LOVE HERMIONE!"
"Oh...so that's how you want to break it to me is it?" Harry replied.
"Huh?" Ron said looking confused.
"After all these years...I thought this year you would love me!" Harry said. "And I got pretty damn close too! But it's all that Granger girls fault! I'll kill her!"
"Harry! NO! Don't kill her! KILL ME INSTEAD!" Ron said praying that Harry wouldn't kill his love.
"Why would I want to kill you?" Harry said confused. "I love you, Ron,"
"And I'm sure I love you too, but not in the gay way..." Ron muttered his eyes wide in shock.
Harry didn't listen to the other part of the sentence he only had the part of the sentence BEFORE the comma stuck in his mind.
"You said you love me!!" Harry said and suddenly jumped off Ron and pranced around the common room saying, "He loves me, not her!"
Ron took this moment to get the hell away from Harry and he ran out of the common room before Harry noticed he had gone. Once Harry figured out that Ron had left him he thought it was a game and started to search for Ron.
"Oh were oh were can my ickle Ron be? Oh were oh were can he be? With his hair cut short and his body really big oh were oh were can he be?" Harry squeaked and searched around the common room but didn't find Ron anywhere so he decided to check the corridors and halls.
"Oh were oh were can my ickle Ron be? Oh were oh were can he be? With his hair cut short and his body really big oh were oh were can he be?" Harry repeated. He searched and searched but didn't find Ron anywhere. Instead he found Filch the Caretaker butt-fucking his cat, Mrs. Norris.
"Hullo, Filch!" Harry squeaked. Filch quickly looked at a naked Harry and stopped butt-fucking Mrs. Norris.
"What are you doing here, Potter?" Filch said quickly eyeing Harry and licking his lips with hunger.
"OH! I'm just looking for my ickle Ronniekins!" Harry sceamed.
"Oh...well he's hiding in the broom closet two corridors down..." Filch said and returned to butt-fucking his kitty.
"Thanks, Filch! See ya later!" and Harry quickly ran down to the broom closet two corridors down. He opened it with enthusiasm.
"H-Hi...Harry..." Ron said a very pained expression on his face.
"HULLO RON!" Harry said and jumped into the broom closet and closed the doors.
5 hours and 45 minutes later Ron came out of the broom closet and slowly walked away from it. Never in his life had he been butt-fucked for 5 hours and 45 minutes. His ass was sore and his face was pained and his voice ached.
"That was great, Ron!" Harry said. "Meet me here again tonight!"
"Aaaaah..." Ron said.
"Well we better get to our class!" Harry said and slapped Ron on the ass.
"Don't do that! My ass hurts..." Ron snapped.
"Does that mean you didn't like it? Did you want it rougher?" Harry asked with concern.
"NO! I don't want anymore of it!" And for a person who'd been butt-fucked for 5 hours and 45 minutes Ron ran pretty fast down the corridor and into Snape's Potions Class. Harry followed Ron into the class and sat down next to him. Ron gulped in horror.
"Ickle Ronniekins! Don't try running away from me!" Harry squeaked and hugged Ron in front of everyone. Everyone in the class laughed at them and Ron started to cry.
"What's wrong ickle Ronniekins? Don't like being hugged from your boyfriend?" Draco said grinning devilishly.
"Actually, Malfoy...You're right," Ron gulped.
It took a moment for Ron's sentence to slip in and Draco laughed maliciously as he turned around.
"You...d-don't l-l-l-like h-h-hugs Ronniepoo?" Harry said on the verge of crying.
"It's not that it's just...Harry...I don't like you like that..." Ron said cringing up his face.
"AAAAHHHH!!!!" Harry yelled and ducked under the desk to cry. "Ickle Ronniekins...NOOOO!!" Harry bawled.
"Are you ok, Harry?" Lavender asked him.
Harry nodded, "Yes, at least I still have my midnights with Drakiepoo to look forward too," Harry announced and glanced over at Malfoy. Draco's eyes suddenly widened and he too wanted to make Harry suffer...not that he already did.
"Draco...what the fuck does he mean by that?" Pansy Parkinson asked shocked.
"I-I don't know...Harry's insane...Yeah, that's what...Harry's insane," Draco said and nodded while he said it.
"What are you talking about Drakiepoo? I'm not insane!" Harry said jumping up and down. "Ron's insane! He missed a perfectly good chance with me! Now you have me, Drakiepoo!"
"Y-You're insane H-Harry..." Draco said.
"DO I LOOK INSANE TO YOU?" Harry asked. As a matter of fact Harry did look insane...He was standing naked in front of the whole class, his glasses specked with...white stuff, his eyes going every direction and he was drooling like a Bloodhound.
A few people nodded...OK the whole fucking class nodded when Harry asked his question.
"YEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE ALL FUCKING BLOODY INSANE!" Harry said and ran out the classroom flicking everyone off...even Professor Snape who was at his desk watching the scene with an amused look on his face.
"Now that Insane Potter has gotten out of my class," Snape began standing up, "I think we should celebrate! I'll teach you all the Macarena!" and Snape started doing the Macarena...*scary...isn't it? lol.*
Meanwhile in Hermione Granger's mind...
Maybe...I can sleep with Snape this afternoon so he could bring my potions grade up...but wait.I have to do Flitwick too...oh this is getting harder by the minute! I never thought I'd have to sleep with the teachers in order to pass on to the next grade level! Oh and their so demanding...especially Binns...after all he is dead I just can't understand why he'd want to ram his old dead ghastly thing in my nice fleshy sexy vagina...and McGonagall whoo is she tiring...I just hope nobody besides the teachers find out about this or I'm screwed for life!
End of Hermione Granger's mind...quite disturbing, eh?
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Anywayz...just click that little button down there and reply! Haha...next chapter to come: Hermione's Not So Secret. Stay tuned for more of Hogwarts...The 'Insane' Asylum.