Amongst the roar of a cheering crowd, we find the host Roman Torchwick entering the stage. The audience consisted completely of shadowy people looking down at a stage with three chairs each seated with Sun, Blake, and Yang. Roman addressed, "Good evening everyone, I hope you're all excited for the first episode ooooffff-"
"ROMAN'S WORLD," The audience cheered.
"Yes and today's topic is, I've been cheating on you with a hot waifu." Roman then turned to Sun, "You look nervous here boy."
"Well," Sun mumbled, "How else am I suppose to feel, the subject says it all."
"Indeed it does, now Blake you have something to confess."
"Yes," The cat girl sighed, she grabbed hold of Yang's hand and admitted, "Sun. Yang and I are in love and I've been cheating on you," What followed was a mixture boos and cheers drowning out Blake's I'm so sorry line.
"Now people, please," Roman mitigated, "We can act civilized here and keep our positive or negative comments one at a time. You lady, you have something to say."
"Yeah I have something to say," The silhouette announced, "being a shadow person, all the real people just overlook you like you're nothing. Like you're part of the background or something, it hurts. So I know what it's like being gay in this day an age which is why I'm team bumbleby BITCHES!"
What followed were a slightly higher amount of cheers than boos, "Alright good talk," Roman stated, "And you there young lady."
"Yeah, I have a few things to say about that c%nt Blake." A flurry of boos filled the room. As Roman began to quiet them down, the shadowy girl continued, "First you act like a f*#king tease to Ilia, then you lead Adam on just to dump him the moment you find out that the terrorist organization you worked for was SURPRISE a f#%king terrorist organization and now Sun, one of the nicest and dependable guys in this series and you throw him away like he's nothing. I was team Blacksun for the longest time, but now I think Sun and all the people you lead on deserve better than your smelly STD covered C#NT!"
The audience erupted in O's and laughter as Blake mouthed wow, Yang stood up and shouted, "Hey bitch, you want me smash your F%CKING teeth in?!"
Another round of O's filled the room, with the crowd chanting Roman over and over again. After Security brought Yang back down to her seat and the con calmed everyone down, Roman commented, "Wow, quite the statement. Alright one more comment from the audience and we'll get Sun's thoughts on this, you there sir. What do you have to say?"
"Yeah uh, I just want to say a few things about the petty and overblown ship war that is Bumbleby vs Blacksun. Anyone with an I.Q. or age over ten can tell that Sun and Yang are practically the same character aside from the fact Yang has abandonment issues. If you look at their bare basic character traits as they would interact with anyone and not romantically charged moments, the similarities are quite obvious. RWBY Chibi is a great example of this as they focus primarily on their basic traits in a exaggerated fashion and do nothing, but prove they are the same character. The only ship that truly makes sense in this love triangle is Sun and Yang, thus I support the best ship Solar Flare."
The audience all fell quiet as Roman broke the silence, "Who da fuck, do you think you are? Security get rid of this assh&le, beat the sh*t out of him, kill him." As the audience chanted Roman's name, the host whispered to himself, "Like this show is about logic."
He then quickly turned his attention to Sun, "Alright kid, you've heard from the audience now we're all dying to know what you think of this situation."
"Well," Sun mumbled, "I am shocked to say the least. I mean I was wondering what Yang was doing here, but that's only because I thought we were here for my confession."
The audience all gasped and whispered amongst each as Blake uttered, "You- You cheated on me?"
"...Yes."
The entire room sparked in O's as Roman turned to the camera and stated, "That's right folks I told both Sun and Blake separately, they were confessing to their cheating in the most healthy way possible. Live on television for everyone to see and judge, but I didn't say the other was also confessing and when we return, we'll find out which waifu Sun's been given it too, right here on Roman's World."
In the center of the screen we find Weiss's father Jacques Schnee with one foot standing on a chair addressing the tv viewers, "Hello everyone, you know there's a lot of mud slinging going on towards the Schnee Dust company. A lot of ultra radical Faunus would like you to believe we still dump toxic materials in Faunus populated areas and that we still employ practices that continue the cycle of poverty of many Faunus themselves, but that couldn't be further from the truth. We have to remember these allegations are thrown by the terrorist group known as, the White Fang, and do any of you really want to be on the side of terrorism? I know I don't, their actions have been harmful to many of our employees. Good hardworking huuuuuu-Peeeople." He scuffed, "People with families, so why not take the side against terrorism and enjoy a high quality product for a low price."
SCHNEE DUST, A MOSTLY ETHICAL BUSINESS
"Alright folks we're back on Roman's World. Now Blake, do you have anything you'd like to say before we reveal who Sun has been cheating on you with?"
The cat girl sighed, "You know, whoever it is I don't think it will change anything. I cheated on him and he cheated on me, clearly our relationship had problems and we didn't try to fix it. I'll admit I was distant, he tried to be there for me and I pushed him away so many times he sought comfort in another woman. Nothing can change that now so whatever happens, happens."
"Young lady that is a very mature answer, alright ladies and gentlemen say hello to KALI BELLADONNA!"
"WHAT!" Blake screamed.
And sure enough, Blake's mother entered the stage wearing a tight leather suit hugging all of her curves with black leather high heeled boots. She swayed her hips as the stands cheered and cat called the milf. Kali then planted herself on Sun's lap and gave him a long deep kiss in front of her daughter as Blake froze with her jaw wide open.
"Oh my," Roman snide, "There's an image that'll scar you for life." He then turned to Sun, "Now Sun, what would posses you to cheat on your girlfriend?"
"Simple," The monkey chirped, "Kali's hotter, has no baggage, and she doesn't play hard to get."
The audience erupted with another wave of O's and boos as Roman turned to the milf, "And you Mrs. Belladonna. You have a loyal husband, why would you seek comfort in your daughter's boyfriend?"
Kali giggled, "Well first of all Ghira's dick don't work like it use to-" A wave of cheers and boos filled the room, "Secondly who in their right mind would choose between that old fuck Ghira or this handsome piece of man meat."
With that final comment, Blake scream and flung herself at the two. Only to be instantly tackled by the tiny, but cute Neo wearing a security shirt as she and other security personnel worked to restrain the Faunus.
As the viciously angry Blake was escorted off stage screaming obscenities, the crowd cheered Roman's name another time as the con man soaked in the attention. He then turned to Yang and asked, "Alright, since Blake's no longer here to comment, why don't we get your thoughts on the matter."
"Honestly Roman," Yang muttered, "I want to be mad, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little jealous."
The crowd then went into another frenzy with Roman announcing, "Well that's all the time we have folks, stay tune for our next show right here... On Roman's World."