I'm not Kanade right now, I'm Curr Rhythm

by babychristmasdaze

Hibiki contemplates being a pretty cure, Kanade does not approve. Ellen feels unwanted and Ako is 9 years old. T for Mild violence. Light Hibikana.

1 dae curr melodi wuz walking downv da street but she wuzent curr melodi. Den she met her friend curr rithem.

'hello curr rithem' sed curr melodi 'isent it luvlee 2 b a pritti curr'

'no' sed curr rithem. 'no1pritticurr, melodi. No1pritticurr.'

'y r u so meen weer ment 2 b best frends' sed melodi as she teerd up

'im not meen' sed rithem.

'yes u r' sed hibiki I mean melodi as she creyed sum moar

Den rithem punched her in da fayce. Den ellllen caym in and sed 'y r u fitein?'

Rithem sed 'bcos she is creyin from a jok n I wuz tryin 2 b funni'

'is dat troo?' sed melodi

'yes' said rithem

Den dey started maykn out pashonatli

'hey' sed elllllen 'that's meen I want 2 joyn'

Den acko caym in n sed 'im 9 yrs old n wut is dis'

So dey stoped