All Things in Heaven and Earth Part I Chapter 1: The Event, a Tiny Toon Adventures + Halo Crossover fanfic

All Things in Heaven and Earth

Looney Tunes and Looney Tunes characters are © Warner Bros.

This story contains 3000% of obscure and not-so-obscure pop references recommended daily.

All dialogue and OCs are mine.

A/N: Hello everyone! This is an epic crossover fiction, starring me back in the long-gone days of high school. This is my first serious attempt at a fanfiction, so please review and tell me what you think. Feel free to point out problems or inconsistencies.

Also, Chapter 6 should be up within the next week, depending on how much life decides to intervene.

So, Enjoy!

Part I: Breaking Apart

Chapter 1: The Event

Earth Prime, E-day

5:47 PM

Brennan, aged 14, was having a cruddy day. First, waking up and falling into his nightstand, leaving a nasty welt that still smarted, and then finding out that the water heater had broken and there was no hot water for him to take a shower. He shivered at the memory of the ice-cold shower. Then, halfway on the trip to school, both bike tires had gone flat after running over a hive of very angry ants. At school, it was worse. Falling asleep in class, tardies in 3 classes, detention after school, and a pile of homework so large he staggered under the weight. Then, returning to the bike rack to drag his useless bike home, it had been stolen, leaving the flat wheel still locked to the bike rack. Then walking the several miles home, only to find out that his mother had made meatloaf for dinner…. It was almost as bad as the cartoons portrayed it.

He sighed and tried to relax over the slight headache he still had from this morning, turning on the television. News, news, news, news, and Dora the Explorer were the only thing he had on their free cable television, and there were no new shows recorded. He sighed and flipped through all the news, hoping at least for some SportsCenter. However, every news channel was covering the same thing: a new-fangled bomb being tested near Area 51. According to the identical reports by all the on-scene journalists, this bomb was supposed to revolutionize war and guarantee the security of America for years to come.

Brennan mockingly thought, 'what a load of junk to be spitting out, when they haven't even tested the thing to see if it works as advertised.' However, a bomb exploding, even on TV, sounded more interesting than seeing if he could try to pry his little sister off the computer without getting stab wounds. He settled in to watch the show.

The scientist in charge of the experiment counted down "5…4…3…..2…..1… ignition." The bomb exploded with a flash of light so bright that even through the TV Brennan had to look away and shade his eyes. But something infinitely more interesting and concerning happened. After the bomb went off, the earth started shaking on the television, which Brennan just took to mean it was more powerful than anyone had expected. However, immediately, the house started shaking! After a few minutes, the shaking had died down, but Brennan had some disturbing thoughts: "If our house shook that bad from here over 400 miles away, what did it do to the people standing there?" He looked back to the television and was surprised to find that nothing seemed to be seriously damaged and no one was hurt. The scientist was being interviewed by several news networks, and said, "While the bomb was a success, the shaking caused by this is a major concern. Hold on a minute….." and he listened to an earpiece. "We are getting disturbing reports from the Eastern seaboard, Hawaii, and….. other seismological sites around the world. The earthquake has affected every area on the globe, even boats at sea, and all the sites recorded a quake of the same magnitude every time. These disturbing numbers are being confirmed now….. Please wait a few minutes for confirmation." While all the journalists started wondering about the explosion and spouting theories, Brennan mused 'What sort of earthquake acts like that? Not any natural or artificial earthquake ever before….. what have they done?' Eight minutes of exited jabbering, frantic Twitter feeds, and rumors spreading like wildfire later, the scientist tuned back in, pale and shaking. "I have just gotten one of the most disturbing reports I have ever heard. Astronomers studying the Moon, Sun, and Mars have reported that a tremor, matching the magnitude of the tremors here, have shaken the Solar System. They all believe that if given enough time, this tremor will be felt by every particle of matter for at least 20 light-years, based on the speed of propagation. This news has shaken me, because this tremor apparently follows no rules of physics, including the speed of light, for all these reports came simultaneously. I am afraid we may have just done something horrible to our universe."

All the journalists and everyone watching the news instantly started flooding the airwaves with reports, speculations, theories, and rumors. Twitter and other social media were forced to shut down because of the sheer amount of panicked messages being sent, reports were coming in that the stock market had already started dropping, and panic started to infuse the world.

Brennan, shaken by these happenings, decided to take a walk to get his mind off these disturbing events. He called out to his mother, obliviously whistling in the kitchen, cleaning up dinner, (for his mother was not very connected to technology, and when message alerts started flooding her phone, had simply turned it off.) and left out the front door to the city park. He decided to get away from people in general, who had been giving him a hard time recently, by sneaking into the wilderness area behind the city park that was off-limits.

Toonity, E-Day

5:47 PM

Buster Bunny, a blue rabbit wearing a red T-shirt, said, "Alright people, time to film the conclusion of our Big Bang special! Snap to and get moving!" He sighed. This was, to date, the 300th episode filmed since the cancellation of his show on Reality, in the hopes that they would reinstate their series. Plucky Duck, a green mallard with a serious case of the egotistic and a lisp reminiscent of Daffy Duck, slapped him on the back and said "Great job, Busther! If this final scene doesthn't convince Warner Brosth to sthtart our sthow back up again, they're insthane!"

He gave a weak smile and said, "Yeah Pluck, I'm sure that this explosion will be our road back to fame!" Plucky exclaimed, "Fame! Fortune again! Thankyouthankyouthankyou, Busther!" and skipped to his spot whistling. Buster said, "Alright everyone, places! Remember that after the final explosion defeating Monty, we all sing the Tiny Toon theme song!" Monty, full name Montana Max, a young, bratty human child spoiled by his rich parents, complained,

" Why do I have to be in the plane loaded with TNT when it explodes? While I won't die, it'll really smart tomorrow! Can't we hire a stunt double or something to blow up instead?"

Buster reminded him "We don't have the budget for stunt doubles anymore, remember? And you already used all your monthly allowance to buy the Queen Mary! Now get in the plane, we're about to start filming!"

Monty sighed and got in the plane, which was then hoisted up and started, smoking. While the cameras started filming, the plane spiraled out of control with Montana Max screaming and beating on the cockpit glass. When the plane hit the ground, a tremendous explosion rang out, and a crater was blown into the ground. However, Buster yelled, "Cut! Cut! What special effects artist threw an earthquake in there? That wasn't in the script!"

The special effects artists behind him shrugged. "We didn't put any earthquakes in there!"

Buster scratched his head. "Well, if you guys didn't put it in there, than who did?" The rest of the cast shrugged as well. Buster muttered, "That's impossible! Earthquakes just don't happen here in Toonity naturally! Not to mention, but that blew our budget and we can't afford to retake the scene." Montana then wobbled out of the hole, dazed and blackened, and asked to no one in particular, "What did I miss?" He then fell unconscious. Buster sighed and walked, shoulders slumped, over to where his best friend, Babs Bunny waited. Babs cried, "Oh Buster, what are we going to do? That ruined our chances of getting back on air in Reality, and I can already feel myself fading away!" Buster noticed with concern that Babs was losing her regular pink color and turning lighter. Babs wasn't known for resilience against fading, and with their hope of gaining attention gone, she was already starting to fade away.

Buster and the gang all walked, downcast, to their homes. Buster slumped on the hollowed log that was the entrance to his humble home, and sighed. What was he going to do? As the co-host, the others all depended on him to make things right, but Buster saw no solution. He sat there, despondent, as the sun slowly marked off the passing of time.

Heltus, E-Day

5:47 PM

Lucifer XVII sighed. His kingdom was starting to fall apart from the increasingly volcanic eruptions, and the Earthlings had recently developed a bomb which, according to his scientists, would make it impossible to simply roll over the nations in that world, so there was no escape from this pit, just when all the expenditures of valuable money had been justified with the forming of a capable army. He frowned at another volcano and the weirdly fast earthquake that followed, but frowned when he heard a mental call from his Minister of Science. "Lord, a tremor has just shaken our entire universe, and may have ...altered the strategic picture, due to its unusual properties." Lucifer scowled. "In what way?" "We're not quite sure yet, my Lord." He mentally yelled, "Well than be sure! Call me when you find anything important. If what you bother me with is trivial, than you can look forward to a long ordeal in the Volcano Corps." The Minister gulped so loud it was audible mentally. "Of course, my Lord."