Disclamier:

Don't own One Piece. C'mon you guys know the drill.


The sun was rising above the horizon, signifying morning.

The Thousand Sunny was cruising along peaceful waters as colors started to fill the sky like a canvas.

As Zoro entered the kitchen for breakfast, all noise ceased and everyone stared at him in amazement and wonder. They all just looked so... awestruck to see him here.

The swordsman just raised an eyebrow.

"What?" he demanded gruffly, too early to deal with the mentally challenged people in it also known as his crewmates.

"Wow…" Nami managed to breathe in wonder.

"I know…" Sanji mumbled, agreeing with the navigator.

"And we just got it too, brand new and shiny," said Usopp.

Chopper and Luffy both nodded in agreement with the lying coward.

Robin just calmly looked on at the members of the Straw Hats but amusement could be seen dancing in her eyes. Franky was also looking on silently, not sure what it was about.

Zoro just growled.

"Whatever," he said tiredly and moved to sit down.

"He… found the kitchen… in one shot… without getting lost… amazing… and we just got the Thousand Sunny," said Nami in disbelief.

"Give this man a cookie." Sanji said.

Zoro glared at them all in disbelief. His sense of direction wasn't that bad! Of course he wouldn't get lost in his own ship! Even if he did wonder why the refrigerator and stove had been turned into an aquarium... four times.


A/N: Well it's true! I mean, the Thousand Sunny is large! I still don't know what rooms they have and where let alone Zoro. I hope people got the joke at the end 'cause I was wondering how to phrase it properly without confusing you guys.