I Need A Nap By: MortRainey'sGal
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window or Mort Rainey (*grabs hair and screams Mort style*). A/N: This is a poem during the movie from Mort's POV. Rating: T (If you've seen the movie you'll know why and a tiny bit of cursing). Genre: Poetry
Finding out that Amy cheated on me with Ted
REALLY
PISSED ME OFF!!
DAMN THEM BOTH TO HELL!!!
I need a nap.
Ending up all by myself six months later
While going through a messy divorce
REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!!
*Glares angrily at no one*
I need a nap.
Being accused of plagiarism
By a guy I don't even know named John Shooter
(Once again) REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!!!
(Once AGAIN) *Glares angrily at no one*
I need a nap.
Always being bothered by Shooter AND my conscience
REALLY STRESSES ME OUT!!! *Whines piteously for several hours then gets REALLY PISSED when Shooter and Morton show up AGAIN*
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a nap.
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a nap!
THE END